Cooking With Dog

That's the worst kind of cold.

Do vegans get triggered by people wasting avocado? I didn't know this, but I really don't like that chinky lady making a drink out of avocado.

Chef please get better!

I bet chef's favorite ingredient is peanut butter if you know what I mean

That is so rude.
Take it back

;_;

this isnt canada

I know that they're trying to acclimate us to Francis' eventual passing with the Francis Go stuffed dog thing, but it would be cool to see another dog come in and be trained as his sucessor. Not that I don't like Go.

As for Chef, she'll be fine. She already got hit by a car and lived, she is clearly stronger than death at this point.

Which is most likely.

A. Francis is replaced with a new dog.
B. Show continues with no dog and maybe a stuffed dog/puppet.
C. Show ends when Francis reaches the final abyss on the horizon.

D. Francis ends up in a final dish prepared by a sobbing and deeply horrified chef. She takes a bite of the Francis karaage and cries out a last "Oishi desu" before the screen fades to black.

Turn on de burner

I'm triggered

>watashi wa Egyptians n' sheeit

this is so racist i love it

F. She gets a kitten.

See pic.

I love cooking with dog.

D. Dog outlives her. Those poodles will go until 15 years easy.

>its a different dog
they did it, the bastards

does she ever feed the dog some delicious scraps?

I feel bad for it.

Frequently, she spoils Francis but not too much.

Best option is C followed by A. I love the show but it wouldn't be the same. The chef is also getting on in years too so I wouldn't be surprised if they brought in a new chef and dog and just continue from there if they choose to do so.

NO

D. Chef gets hit by another car and Francis is the driver.

It becomes all the ones where the puppet travels places, but I'd prefer a new dog.

>hello my name is Francis, and welcome to "Cooking with Doggu"
>Francis all alone
>today, we have some sad news
>this will be "Cooking with Doggu's" last episode
>chef has gracefully passed away after a one year battle with flu
>this episode is recorded a few days before her departure
>please take a look at chef's final episode
>please like and... the channel will remain up but this will be the last update
>please enjoy this episode
>please

>one year battle with flu

implying she didn't caught hiv

I'm trying not to cry you son of a bitch.

GO KILL YOURSELF

CwD is pretty relaxing to listen to when I'm just browsing the internet.

To be fair, cars in Japan weigh like 20 pounds. She probably did more damage to the car than it did to her. I jaywalk when I go to Japan and I never get hit because truck drivers are afraid of totalling their rigs on my hulking western form.

D. Francis becomes the puppet.

>totalling their rigs on my hulking western form
tb͏h maybe it's time for you to diet...

Nah. It's convenient when I go to Japan. I can just nap wherever I want and no one can do shit because they don't have poke flutes.

you gunna make me cry

Youtube Cooks having health issues really bum me out
I too am worried about my favorite youtube cook
>getting sepsis and being put in a coma

youtube.com/watch?v=MYxTbPhmTL0

>Americans will eat so much that their body fails to work and shuts down

Japanese cold is just a regular old cold. Only difference is that the average adult Japanese native has the immune system of a newborn baby with AIDS, so everything might as well be lethal.

>everyone always points to japan having the healthiest, longest lasting people
>it comes out that there is widespread pension fraud so their average death ages are highly skewed
>young people pretending their old folks didnt die to steal their pension money

lol

underrated

Please get better Chef!

I am fucking counting the days until that fat, talentless, worthless piece of shit joeysworldtour finally has a fatal heart attack. Every fucking time he uploads a video I immediately downvote it and smile :)

He gets one step closer to death every fucking time he makes a video, which is ironically the only way that inbred mule could make enough money to eat in the first place. People just point and laugh at the fat man eating fast food and acting like a literal retard. He is a fucking talentless human garbage dump that will soon get what's coming to him when he finds himself in hell and is only allowed to eat lettuce for the rest of eternity

I'd end him myself if he wasn't so close to doing it himself.

DEAD COOKING WITH DOG CREEPYPASTA

He was good until he started pandering to the ASMR crowd

So how many people here would fuck her even though it's going to kill her?
I would, she's too cute not to fuck.

...

generations of inbreeding on a tiny island will do that to you

hes a pedo also

I assumed that just by looking at him.

Proof?

I read a story where they went to congratulate someone on their 110th birthday and they sound a rotting skeleton in their bed that has been there for 10 years

Actually it's because WWII firebombing destroyed their forests and the Japanese government decided to replant them all with a single species of tree that, it turns out, a huge portion of the Japanese population is allergic to the pollen of. So they grow up breathing this pollen from birth till death, their immune system freaking out the whole time.

Do you ever get into spontaneous Sumo matches?

No worse than killing yourself with any other substance. Addiction is addiction.

im pretty sure he used to compete in competitions