Planning family dinner

>planning family dinner
>first cousins are muslim and can't eat pork
>second cousins are hindu and can't eat beef
>third cousins are catholic and can't eat anything but fish since it's lent
>sister has a gluten allergy
>brother is lactose intolerant
>first autistic nephew is a fishkin and won't stand to see his brethren cooked and eaten
>second autistic cousin is wolfkin and will only eat meat
>great uncle is allergic to water
>aunt is on a paleo diet
>jewish set of grandparents want to sacrifice the catholic children to make passover bread

Vegan style 'Go 'Za should fix your problem

explain this meme

Id tell them to bring their own food. If this isn't a troll thread then your family is fucking insane.

eat kalamari!

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It's not Lent, it's god damn June almost July you fucknugget

I don't understand this meme.

Just make them eat plain tofu. Not boiled, not baked, not even marinated or seasoned or anything. Just a big tub of soft, mushy, bland inoffensiveness.