What is the best nut and why is it the cashew?

cause its jew

I like peanuts in the shell. Why they gotta add oil to cocktail peanuts? I don't like that

This. It's the sriracha mayo of the nut world.

No, but it's a little gay.

Pistachios are the best.
Almonds are second best.
Cashews are third.
All other nuts are tied for 4th.

Cause shit is so cash.. and cause you can make creamy desserts/sauces without coagulated breast milk from a tortured animal.

made $40 selling this
#cashnutsyo

>Vegecuck
Ok

So when you eat walnuts from the shell, you need like one of those nut meat extractors right? Something to actually scoop out the nut and all that.

Nut meat extractors? No.. just a mug to smash them, a nut cracker, or a hammer.

Official Veeky Forums nut power rankings:

1. walnut
2. almond
3. peanut
4. pistachio
5. coconut
6. cashew

power gap

9000. macadamia
90001. brazil nut

pistachio

>no pecan
shit list m8

>one person's opinion

Let me fix your post
>all nuts are 8/10+ god tier
>pistachios are the worst at 8/10
>walnuts and almonds are the healthiest, but pumpkin/sunflower seeds are healthier than both
>peanuts are awesome when roasted a lot

They're pretty good but also $30 a lb because it's meme food.

Stick to sunflower seeds guys.

anyone who doesnt rank pistachios the highest can get fucked

>$30 a lb
nigga where the fuck are you buying pistachios you can get a 3 pound bag at costco for 20 bucks

Be careful with Brazil nuts. It's easy to overdose.

Literally everywhere you don't live.
7 oz is about $12.

Wow, this is pretty crazy. You should only eat like one brazil nut a day, with the actual upper limit being about four a day.

I really do not enjoy brazil nuts. They're always my least favorite nut that they put in mixes, pecans and cashews are the best

Cashews are seeds and not nuts

No one cares. Cashews are "nuts".

No they arent

Cashews are not nuts, but they are "nuts".

Cashews are not nuts. You can tell just from comparing their nutritional content to pecans or other real nuts.

Is it weird that I like nuts but I hate when they're coated in chocolate?

Why are you stressing yourself over this? The rest of the world will continue calling any large fatty seed a nut and there's nothing you can do about it.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nut_(fruit)

I'm not stressing over it. Cashews are just seeds, just as sunflower seeds or hemp seeds. Calling them nuts is just retarded.

oh fuck off, they're nuts
they come in mixed nut cans

god. fight me

If sunflower seeds or almonds came in nut cans they would still be seeds.

What's your favorite berry? Or vegetable? :^)

Bilberries are my favourite berries. As for vegetables I think regular cabbage as it keeps for ages and tastes very good and is versatile and healthy.

>eating roasted and salted cashews

that's where you mongs went wrong, raw cashews are god tier

You've never touched a raw cashew. They're always at least lightly steamed. Sometimes I need to steam them a little more so they don't taste gross.

>tfw you have sea almonds within 20 steps on your front door

>raw cashew

I never knew ghosts can type

well obviously they need to be steamed to remove that weird poisonous casing, but they're raw compared to roasted and salted cashews

i guess i should have expected pedantry here

Cashews are highest in carbs among all the nuts

Making them the least healthy but great dessert type nut not an all day snack like almonds

I like peanuts but i dont feel they are healthy

Im currently hooked on roasted and salted sunflower seeds

Peanuts aren't nuts either. They are legumes.

It doesnt really matter we all know what the "nuts" are

Some people think tomatoes are vegetables

>carbs are unhealthy

Not to mention it's a whole 3g difference per ounce between cashews and almonds.

When you eat about 20 servings in One sitting it damn matters. A serving of nuts is only like a handfull.

>20 servings

That would be well over 2000 calories, and nearly 300% of your daily fat. (And still only 40% of your daily carbs.)

>Following corrupt nutritional guidelines

This is why we love sunflower seeds. Impossible to overdo unless you eat the shells like a damn caveman.

Fat does not equal fat body
That is myths from the past

Nuts are designed to be very high fat they are all the same

People eat spoonfulls of coconut oil and lose weight

Because they don't consume more energy than they expend. That doesn't mean it's okay to focus your diet on one macro-nutrient.

I find that hazelnuts and walnuts have the most taste per weight, anybody agree? I only have to put a few hazelnuts or walnuts in a dish and they really shine through. With almonds I either have to put a ton or just eat them separately so you can actually taste them. Peanuts are sort of in between.

Its best to cut carbs as much as you can

Deliberately eating more carb heavy foods for some imaginary food pyramid from 60 years ago can only do damage

Are they all corrupt? Because they all have similar guidelines.

This is from the Food and Agriculture Organization of the United Nations.

Ya but walnut flavor isnt too good

Theres almond extract and hazelnut flavor in coffee creamers and such i never hear of walnut flavored

Half that chart is correct
Th e other half is terrible and its basically all gmo animal feed

Well, then you better go tell the fucking United Nations that they're wrong. See how that goes.

If you're eating more than a large serving of nuts in a day, you should be more concerned about the omega-6.

Omega-6 ratio and inflammation is total mythology, along with the "fructose caused mass obesity" mythology, and the "fat doesn't make you fat" mythology. These myths are particularly popular among uninformed clowns who want to make themselves feel intelligent by disagreeing with the scientific mainstream and the opinions of internationally recognized expert panels.

That's also why the primary source for the omega 6 mythology is the Bellagio report, which also just so happened to argue that saturated fat and cholesterol are no biggie, but fructose is the cause of all ill health ever. Funded by Rockefellers

Just watch Sugar vs. Fat documentary, they put 2 identical twins on high-sugar and high-fat diets, the high-fat guy was pre-diabetic after 30 days, fucking kek. The high-sugar guy improved his blood panels. At least half of the paleo clowns are fucking type 2 diabetics like Tim Noakes, or fat fucks like Jimmy Moore.

Almonds can honestly suck my ass. Shit taste, shit texture, and hard as fuck.

Roasted chestnuts

No.

The only good chestnut is a free chestnut.

wait, I misinterpreted that. Chestnuts are looking pretty good.

this post is better with the original being deleted

hazelnuts just taste like the absence of chocolate
i've grown too used to nutella and chocolate-hazelnut combos that eating them themselves just feels strange.

It also doesn't mush well in the mouth and leaves loads of shitty micro-chunks of nut powder or whatever floating around in my mouth, so that I have to take a swig of something immediately after eating them

peanuts are decent, but cashews have that nice sweet taste

Wallnuts taste like shit and are probably a worse culprit than the hazelnuts in their un-munchable nut-specs.

Brazil nuts are kind of a nothing-nut. Hardly any presence in the mouth

two nuts were walking down the street and one of them was assaulted.

Assault is not a fucking joke.

>micro-chunks of nut powder or whatever floating around in my mouth
You really set yourself up for that one.

if you understood the joke you would get it.

Holy shit, this chart
>Diagonal scale
>3 dimensions + color + bubble size
>scaling on omega-6 has non-inclusive, unevenly-spaced ranges
>asterisk near soynut butter with no explanation

>if you understood the joke you would understand the joke

>if you got it you would get it

just say "you didn't get the joke"

If you understood what I said you would get it.

i think it would be for the best if he didn't

It was a shit joke

I wouldn't want that knowledge on anybody.

all the nuts we eat aren't actually nuts

>it was a shit joke
no. it was a nut joke. you don't understand it, so you don't get it.

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What do cashew seeds grow into?

the scarecrow won the award because he was outstanding in his field. you didn't because you aren't.

Cashew trees