How do you make burgers?

So how do you prepare your burger?
I like it this way:
>bun
>lettuce
>onion
>tomato
>beef patty
>mayo
>bun

shrooms
jalapenos
onion
pepperjack

>shrooms
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whats wrong with some fucking sauteed shrooms you dipdick

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bun
lettuce
tomato
sauteed mushrooms
pickle
provlone cheese
beef
pepper
butter
bun

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Lightly toasted sesame bun
Caramelized onion
Bacon
American cheese
Patty
Bun

wheat bun
lettuce
pickle
saute onion
bacon
sri racha
mayo
dijon mustard
no cheese

bun
Fried Egg, medium over easy.
pickle
havarti cheese
beef
peanut butter
bun

I usually do it differently, but the kind I do mostly:

Bun
Mayo
Tomato
Lettuce
Cheddar or Mozza
Burger
Raw white onion
Yellow Mustard
Mayo
Bun

Also, sometimes I'll add stuff like back bacon, egg, pickle, a different type of cheese, sauteed mushrooms, mushroom soup, sauteed onions. I don't get people who only do it one way everytime.

>in that order

>he doesn't like mushrooms
>any year

I'm actually angry that you don't like what I like. Get your shit together.

Well memed, friend.

>forgot the top bun
bubble bass wins again

Pretty much the same as the McDonalds quarter pounder with cheese, except I make it at home so the meat and cheese are better and I save a few bucks.
I'm boring.

Raw chorizo squeezed into your asshole then shit onto a plate is the best 'go 'Za burger you'll ever eat.

Bun
Mayo
Brown mustard
Burger
Extra Sharp Cheddar cheese
Tomato
Grilled onions
Dill pickled cucumber
Alfalfa sprout or arugula tossed lightly in a vinaigrette
Brown mustard
Mayo
Bun

Simple yet extremely effective

>bun
>ketchup
>onion
>patty
>bun

That's how I've eaten them since I was a kid and the only way I'll eat them, give or take cheese and bacon.

>ruining your burger with pickles
I bet you like avocado too

I remember the acronym MOLT for mayo onion lettuce tomato on top bun

Pickles and condiments go under patty, cheese gets melted directly on it

Keeping the veggies and mayo and cheese topside give a creamy mouthfeel that you lose if you assemble the burger differently

>Mouthfeel
It's called "taste" or "texture" you faggot. The only reason why I'm not saying this is bait is because you can never be too sure how retarded someone can be.

but mayo and other sauces go on the bottom bun because that tastes the best don't you know that?

why not both?

Both are good things, but I don't like avocado on burgers

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Wrong post

>mayo
>pickles
>on a burger

>bun
>HP sauce
>Cheese
>burger
>mustard
>Bun

>It's called "taste"
No
>"texture"
Only one aspect of mouthfeel