This man walks up to you and says you can't make a fried egg. What do you do?
This man walks up to you and says you can't make a fried egg. What do you do?
Jose Lewis
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Dominic Mitchell
Slap his girl on the ass.
Nathan Sanders
teach his son about gays.
Asher Adams
Ask him to make a medium-rare burger.
Dylan Russell
hasn't jack jr already been BLACKED?
p sure he knows about buttfucking
Henry Howard
He can barely fry an egg himself
Eli Fisher
Make some 'za out of English Muffins. Then beat him to death with the pan.
Isaac Brooks
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Blake Baker
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Alexander Bailey
>sprays half a can of pam into a nonstick skillet
There are literal pools of oil.
>uncooked white
>says the alternative is an onion instead of something like a tuna can
>tries to cook scrambled eggs in one
>tries to melt cheese by putting them on top of an egg patty
I wish we could have seen the bottom of that one, I bet it was overcooked on the bottom and still raw on the top.
Austin Garcia
Tell him he can't make ANYTHING
Adam Flores
I kill him, thereby performing a service to humanity and cooks everywhere.
James Young
Ask him why he has a washer and dryer in his kitchen and then not pay attention to his answer.
Xavier Cooper
What's this shit about him hating the gays? Took a break from Veeky Forums for awhile, not a newfag.
Is it weird I find that he looks better without the shitty goatee?
Xavier Campbell
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/CookingWithJack
Eli Adams
How does he plan on stopping me?
Oliver Taylor
choking you out
Christian James
Laugh uncontrollably, possibly to the point of actually hurting myself. Then bend his wife over and give her some undercooked sausage with enough sour cream to kill a lactose intolerant person.
Samuel Miller
What the fuck you said about me you little prick?
Carter Rivera
That's not a sexual thing, is it?
Jose Jones
choke on my tears