Let me walk you through this delicious dinner i am about to have, my fellow cu/ck/s

let me walk you through this delicious dinner i am about to have, my fellow cu/ck/s

anyway, i skipped the starter and i am right onto the main course

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and here's the salad

the whole shebang

preparing to dive into the salad

aaaaand here we go

What in god's name is that

>posting your mug on youtube
you are very red, consider seeing a doctor.

salad status - DONE

main event starting soon

mfw someone eats salad first

let's dive in.

GERONIMOOOOOOOOOOO!

this is not a dating site, fuck off to dumbass

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that old man is blarngy abot his chickin tenders and tater tots check out that vein abot to burst on his gourd lmao j/k take it easey :D

licked it fucking clean. dessert incoming now.

You look like some horror or sci fi movie villain that i can't remember.

half way in.

this will be my last post so i ask you, how do you rate my dinner?

Jesus fuck. This was the most horrifying experience I had in weeks.

Kinda this desu.... Caught me off guard for sure. OC though, so that's always good.

leave and come back when you can post without retarded meme words you stupid faggot

what are you refering to?

>this entire thread

8/10, lean and healthy, all while looking tasty

why the fuck would you spray your chicken & taters with onion?

these are the people i spend my days with. i'm perfectly okay with this. cheers to you, mr bald skeleton man

Human centipede , the first one.

Is this the legendary Alphabits Haggis?

WHAT THE FUCK

i'm observing this thread and i can't fucking believe there is a single human being deranged as much as OP in this world

You might have heard this before but you kinda got a Freddy Krueger thing going on

why are you sweating so much? it's only a salad

always imagined Veeky Forums much different than you, OP

once again, i was wrong

>anti terroristic dinning hall Lučko

What the fuck brate ?

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whats wrong with your head

why does the chicken have noodly texture

it's not chicken, it's pork. how can you not see that?

>selfie stick at your age
dude

OP are you Pierreluigi Collina?

3/10 to be honest

Jesus, are you in a restaurant? What kind of establishment charges people for this food? You may as well dumpster dive.

sure it seems like a restaurant

Are you in a retirement home

are you retarded? does this look retired to you?

apologies to everyone because i forgot to post the picture

and this is what i was munching on. culinary poetry in a tupperware.

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>the tupperware actually looks better than the actual dinner

also OP don't you ever sprinkle parmesan cheese on food like that again

where is the red bull and qt sister

>OP don't you ever sprinkle parmesan cheese on food like that again

not OP but i'm interested why? i sprinkle parmiggiano on just about everything.

Either there is something wrong with your head or you are violently sweating.

It's a cheese with lots of fats and it melts well, if you want to use it on a dish you should either add it when it's still hot or even put the dish in the oven and make a gratin

plus, it looks kinda like cheap pre-grated cheese, so i don't think it would do too much for the taste

OP needs to stop fuckign playing I nearly died of laughter thinking about all the shit he looks like and that weird ass shit he is eating. Lookin liz taylor without the makeup.

Great thread, OP

i don't get this

I think is talking about this youtube.com/watch?v=HcXNPI-IPPM

thanks for support everyone. i will make more of these in that case. i eat pretty much every day and i enjoy to take photos of a process.

I'm just messin' with ya m8. tired as fuck

decent thread

Adequately satisfying

9/10

Please do

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