What does Veeky Forums think of Nigella?

What does Veeky Forums think of Nigella?

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I've masturbated while looking at her if you catch my drift

please give me source on this top heavy tease
this domestic damsel
this spaghetti seductress
this bitchin the kitchen

sure. recipe here:

nigella.com/recipes/salted-caramel-sauce

I've got no idea what this guy is talking about, but I'd like to put my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean.

Great tits

what do you mean?

I think we've had this same thread way too many times.

Can't help but feel if you woke up next to her, the bed would be a sodden, Nigella-shit filled mess.
(Not saying that's bad)

confirmed she 420blazes

>ywnftbifwn
:(

Consensual sexual intercourse in the missionary position?

I don't understand. Explain like I'm 5.

Wanna put my spaghetti noodle in her ravioli until nine months later a little bambino coveted in prosciutto pops out.

>Serving me carbs

Why does she want me to be a fatty. ;_;

Who the fuck keeps on asking this every week?

some waifufag, obviously

>little bambino
>bambinino?

Jesus Christ id nut a goddamn geyser if she so much as breathed on my cock

tits
titties
titty tit titties

tits

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would split a 'go 'za with

I would split her go' za' if you get what i mean

Underneath her tits would smell like bleu cheese, sweaty socks and a jockstrap.

Would lick clean/10.

I reckon she'd do dirty stuff like finger your ass while she sucks you off.

I wonder what her copter smells like. I bet it's musky.

Garlic and onions.
Her high variety diet would be stinky as fuck.

Brita from community

>Brita from community
idgi
she's more annie if anything
except she's not young and we try hard to sexualise her

what are you, acoustic?

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qt desu
would have midnight snacks from the fridge with/10

Would you lick her balloon knot?

tastiest thing i've seen on Veeky Forums tbqh familia

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mummy

She loves being in the kitchen and likes her man to slap her around. Sexy combination.

Them's some knockers bruh

What did he mean by this?

Yeah, what the fuck did he mean?

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does the bitch have any quality noods?

Women should not be in the kitchen. They are made to carry around tittes and collect cumm

Why not both?

Genuinely laughed out loud fampai.

>What does Veeky Forums think of Nigella?

Pretty, but without an industrial strength bra, her mammary glands are probably cow-teat-like.

I think she'd secrete a yellow, cheese smelling, fatty, clostum like fluid.

tfw you'll never impregnate her

She is a silver spoon Jew who was given an armchair ride to fame from her daddy's BBC connections, despite having very little talent for cooking a absolutely no experience in a restaurant. She debases the entire food industry. Sure she has some large tatas and a sexy Eton accent but she is to cooking what beach volleyball is to sport.

Coincidentally, women's beach volleyball is the only sport I find even remotely interesting. If I wanted to watch a bunch of fit dudes run around and rub up against each other, I'd just watch gay porn.

>hey guys I know we're talking about food but just so you know I'm definitely not gay ok? if I was gay I'd totally get aroused looking at fit dudes rubbing against each other. I never think about gay ass faggot shit like that, do I look like a fag to you? I SAID DO I LOOK LIKE A FAG TO YOU? anyway I'm totally not gay and I do not have ANY gay porn that I watch.
wow, just wow

please figure out your own sexuality before you go full mateen on a bunch of innocent people

i think both of you are gay

While this is entirely true, see

Bewbs

BABY WANTS MILKY

Very sexy. Has definitely made me full on aroused before. Refuse to perpetuate any attractions to celebrities however. Thats juvenile.

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I would so love to do coke with her. Oh, and by with her, I mean, off her ass-crack and tit-crack. AWH YEAH!

What is wrong with you