Stir Fry

That hookup last night makes me crave real food. Anyone got any advice for stir fry?

>Anyone got any advice for stir fry?

yes. don't use too much oil and don't fuck it up

Gotta get rid of the bullshit first

Sirloin tip steak 1lb+
2 green peppers
1 big onion or 2 small onions
2 cups rice
Salt/pepper

Maybe soy sauce
I am not a complicated man.

Sweet onions*

Thanks user almost forgot onions.

Am I missing anything else?

hit it.

You have water chestnuts, boil last 3 minutes with rice.
Bean sprouts pease add shit will be so cash.
This is as simple and amazing as food gets.

It's stir fry put the shit in the pan

Continue putting shit in pan.

Stir that shit up reaaaaaaal gud.

Eggs too? I have a boner holy shit keep us updated.

Is that raw chicken?
No. Stop.

Fuck It.

IKR your gonna get the salmonella

Cook the damn chicken. Now. High heat.

How else are you gonna cook it?

Boiling water chestnuts.

Magic sauce. Check

Coming along nicely

I need another beer

That's gonna be a bitch to clean

OK. Here we go.

Was it any good? I got drunk and wandered off.