What eat now

what eat now Veeky Forums?

dim sum now

start egg custard now
light flake crunch
soft egg center

next eat daikon pan fried

soft feel little daikon taste

next shrimp rice roll

single shrimps inside only
outside soft feel little taste

next candy walnut shrimps

sweet taste
sugar coat shrimp
walnut crunch to match

cow inside now

chewy taste salty
flavor absorb sauce

deep fry shrimp dumpling now

hard butter crunch outside
sweet soft shrimps insides

next shrimp shumai

maybes too many shrimps today

Too many shrimps! Great content. Where was this?

insides

still eat now

dim sum car come around slowly fill stomach

now black beaned sauce clams
heavy salt taste
crunchy shell outside
soft chewy meat inside

last shrimps now tire of shrimps

plain shrimp taste shrimps dumping

dessert finish now

banana shrimp
cannot avoid shrimps here
so many shrimps

fry banana big flavor cover shrimps taste

insides

no tip because insult to chinese culture to tip

shopping now

semen tea

Looks terrible. Stop fucking blogging.

Where the hell are you? I thought china but that's definitely korean.

Looks nast OP.

I appreciate this thread

...this dude eating the shells?

no korea

korea market

odd thing for sale

for pizza poster Veeky Forums

pizza-ghetti

What language is this
Why are these posts like haikus
It's hurting my brain

he's in japan(?), but in a korean market apparently. The bill/receipt is japanese.

fukuoka I guess? He said chinese though so maybe he's in china in shanghai because they have enormous japan and koreatown sectors there.

Why is it an insult

do want

Shit looks delicious

that tripe looks fantastic

Bill isn't in Japanese. Those are Chinese characters, there's no kana. I'm in Toronto and bills from dim sum places here look exactly the same.

He's in Sunnyvale, California.

How would you even know that? Veeky Forums strips exif data these days so we've never been able to find dollar man.

Name of the restaurant and zip code on the bill.

Also, there's a Korean market in Sunnyvale quite near the restaurant on the bill.

dinner now

start small corndogged
french mustard for dipping

drinks now

many whiskey for sample
whites not right
corn whiskey okay
rye whiskey best taste

chickin meat now

spice chili reaper
not hot as expect so okay

>whites not right

Fight me

Nice 'go 'za

whiskey listed if want read?

white whiskey not as good

Try the sazerac

Originally they typed normally but then for whatever reason they started typing with a shitty accent, probably for attention or something.
Someone mentioned that it started after the OP accidentally posted a picture showing his reflection in a spoon and they looked like some fat asian. I never saw it though so take it however you want.

had sazerac before here
use much absinthe overpower rye
better place sazerac Scratch


now fry chickin fry potatoe

america bison meat burger now

tender than expect for large hairy animal
no crunch moist taste
honey sauce bun sweet

what other america local meat?

best dim sum right there. Love those fuckers.

So, you're at Eureka! now, OP?

All the food looks good and there's a nice variety of meals but it seems like quite an immense number of calories to intake everyday to me. Are there even ways to make those dishes healthier?

why the fuck do you people eat this shit part? there's the WHOLE other part of the good meats of the cow you can eat but you choose the FUCKING STOMACH LINING. it's like you're volunteering to eat shit. only fucking poor as shit backwards people with no running water eat fucking tripe

>being this priveleged

Tripe is a delicacy in many parts of the world.

Most of this looks so good.

Because many parts of the world are inhabited by impoverished shitters who can't afford proper meat.

Is this located in California?

Yes. OP is in or around Suvvyvale. He ate at New Port and Eureka! and shopped at Han Kook market.

*Sunnyvale

Soon we'll track him down and be able to intercept him next time. He can't keep escaping us forever. Anyone made a kik group for this yet?

Dont you?

We on yo trail!

Run dollah bill man, run!

dollah bill man running the trail of flavortown

All Dim Sum is literally the same

Why make a thread and post the dishes

>classic fieri.jpg

God dammit.

As a Hong Kong native in Britain, you have NO idea how hungry your posts are making me.

Checked

NICE QUINTS BRAAAAH

hey I got quads!!!

Enjoying that EU separation?

UK Freedumbs...

If this was main land China then OP might have a point otherwise he's just a cheap fuck.

I'm eating cherries atm

As an American aren't you required to tip everywhere regardless of any culture or tradition for the area you're in?

And applaud when they bring you your food, yes.

>no tip because insult to american wage complaint culture

>Tender than expect for large hairy animal

That's how my wife would explain me

>Waaahhhhh stop eating and doing things I don't like

This guy's shitposted on Veeky Forums for years

I don't see how that matters, I've been here since May and haven't seen this guy posting at all. If they want to stay known they have to use a trip or be more involved in board culture to stay fresh or relevant at all, otherwise they're just a weak attention whore and belong on reddit.

Yes he has.

I'm surprised you've missed dollar bill man.

Fuck off imposter.

>being this new

I don't see how being here for almost 3 months could be considered 'new' anymore, I know most of the board culture and memes here now, it's not my fault you're pandering to an attention whore.

>the /tv/ summer invasion

You're not as cool as dollarman and his eternal shrimps, and you never will be.

I'm sorry you can't enjoy tripe, user.

Leave, though, if you would. Adults are talking about food.

>can't afford proper meat

I've never really understood this. They're taking the organs from animals just like in 1st world countries, so where does the rest of the meat go? It's not like people in little villages are shipping the meat off to restaurants because they can't afford to eat it themselves.

I remember being in Ayutthaya and getting some grilled chicken skewers from a street vendor that were all different offal meats, and asking myself if she kept the regular meat to eat at home or bought the organ meat from a vendor because i was cheaper. Sometimes I honestly don't know.

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May is not summer.

May is when Summer break usually begins in first world countries, and it's also the end of June...

Its already June... are you guys a month behind?

IIRC it's perceived as a belittling or condescending gesture. Like your customers feel so sorry for you that they give you extra money in the form of tips.

Yeah but still, who wouldn't want extra cash for doing essentially no extra work?

>no work done
>gov't taxes
>lazy old normies

You have to pay taxes just to eat?

kill yourself newfag

I am eating a homemade sandwich: relish, cheese, meat, mayo, mustard, and bread.

corn and ham bun
confirmed best foods mayonnaise sauce

Get a hot slice of 'go'za

it's nearly July, dingus

not eating anything at the moment, I am considering some tea though, thoughts between these two?

Cheesy chips

Tea is treason to America, only coffee. Are you even American?