Be on vacation in Australia

>be on vacation in Australia
>get invited to on of those "famous" Aussie BBQ's
>pic related is all that's grilled

What the fuck is up, Shitpostia? You talk a big game but never deliver.

you either went to a shit bbq or you inadvertently went to a sausage sizzle

They definitely called it a BBQ.
Food there in general is poor quality.

what famous aussie bbq?

i've heard of american bbq, mongolian bbq, korean bbq but never austrailian bbq.

are you talking about the "throw shrimps on the barby xd" meme?

>poor quality
you're taking the piss m9
people cook various cuts of lamb and pork, bacon, eggs, onions, burgers, shishkebobs, veges AND various kinds of sausage.
the people who hosted were probably bogans

The wine too

Aussie taste is just Merilard taste with all the most pleb aspects amped up even more

I just want to go to an Aussie BBQ so I can freely say cunt without someone getting triggered.

You're lucky they didn't try and serve you some kind of bug.

>i swear like a sailor in woolies and its acceptable

>the people who hosted were probably bogans
This, you don't go to America and go to a poor white trash cookout, you don't go to Straya and go to a Bogans Cookout.

Poor white people food in general is shit, thanks to England and America. You need to get you some poor brown people food - mexi's or southern blacks or one of the island asians.

stay mad the commonwealth conquered your bulls african home

>You need to get you some poor brown people food

Frugal brown people food is also shit and it makes you shit your entire rectum the next day.

I'm gonna let you in on a little secret:

>poor people the world over use shitty ingredients

Hard to believe, I know. Guess what lower-class Asians grease their skillets with?

>the wine too
now hang on there
australian wine is decent
if its good enough for jaques pepin its good enough for me

Pork fat, palm oil, or rice bran oil, depending on the country

Sometimes ghee

Jacques Pepin is a dinosaur

Old people lose their sense of taste

Obviously a boozy fruit and oak bomb is going to appeal to someone who can barely taste anything anymore

yep. spot on, go eat that street food

you fuck
I bet you cant even cook an omelette

>implying there's anything wrong with any of those
Stick to your microwave tendies and ranch

lol

Are you even old enough to have watched Pepin or is your only awareness of him from Veeky Forums reposting the omelette video?

okay, you stick to that authentic "pork fat" and "palm oil" food you cultural man you

Wait til you find out what animal bacon comes from

It's going to blow your passportless little mind

the fact that you instantly assumed I'm a kid tells me you're a summerfag.
if you had ever watched Pepin you would know he could outcook you or anyone who was put next to him
he is crotchety and slow these days yes, but still has the skills and still has appreciation for fine food and wine.

>Pork fat, palm oil, or rice bran oil

you can add to that list drainage, dish water and discarded oils

don't be fooled, the largest continent on earth is rife with careless and uncultured swine

Looks like I nailed it

Can you tell me what PBS stands for, without using Google?

peanut butter sandwich
the only people who accuse others of being a child are people with weak bait.

you can go back to your goza thread

According to Bing, it's Public Broadcasting Standard.

>still not even close to getting the point
but moving the goalposts means you win right?

>b-but I totally knew that though!
Go back to your mukbang videos

>I read yahoo news: the post

please educate the world with your bulletproof facts and opinions about nations that you've never been to

Only a thread about Australian sausage sizzles can descend into this sort of anarchy.

is this the salt of the brexit aftermath?


i like the taste

pls educate yourself b4 u post

places like china and india have huge sanitation problems in certain regions. these regions contain tens of million, perhaps billions of people. Safety always trumps PC. Sorry.

excuse you moreton bay bug is delicious

was it a bunnings snag?

Cunt. That is all

Technically when Australians talk about a "BBQ" they mean a party upon which food is cooked on a barbecue.
It's referring to the event rather than the food.

Obviously decent people have decent food at their events, but sometimes something like a council event will just be a sausage sizzle called a "BBQ"

Pharmaceutical benefits scheme

t. tendies eating shut-in

I'll keep using my pork fat for cooking, but thanks for your concern

>ausfailya