You're in the club now. What do?

Grab a drink, Bob my head up and down until I feel a bit tipsy, try to dance and smile at girls. Fail, get bored so I go home and jerk off before sleeping for 12 hours and doing nothing productive with my weekend.

Stand in the corner and check my blockfolio every 10 seconds

Which coin is this?

Hide from chad and sniff stacey

You must be a 10 out of 10 if drunk girls come up to you to fuck. It's happened to me once or twice in 35 years and they were ugly hambeasts

Buy a drink and dance.

youtube.com/watch?v=VBgYYceujeI&t=375s

Stand to the side and try to pick up a whiff of a brap

Unironically going to the toilet more than necessary to check biz and link cmc and to be comfy beeing with myself.

Have some FUN

not really
on most photos i look pretty average even ugly
some people said i could modle though
so i dont really know what to think anymore

maybe you need to go out more

kek

*music at deafening volume *
>hey babe, sup you into BITCOINS
Omg what, coins? I don't have spare change. Security!! there's a homeless guy in here

Slap someone's girl's ass and see what they do to me, then go home and write a greentext post on Veeky Forums about it

Try my best to get laid

explode

Go to bathroom, do a fat line off of my phone which is showing another VeChain bull run. Enter dance floor and scream NI HAO WEALTHY CHINAMAN until either I puke or get kicked out. Go home and fap, then play pubg with the boys.

Try to score some MDMA/Lsd/2c-b.

You, I like you - I think we could party together

do some k, blow, some psychedelic ...trip about shit, dance ...have some valium read for the come down....and if youre in a place where its accessible, go see a hooker. Boom.

Pretty much this

leave the scam, paying triple for shit drinks is retarded.

order a gin and tonic, draw a chainlink cube on a napkin, give it to a barmaid and tell her 'this is the most important shift you ever worked. its up to you to make it your last'

then leave without paying my tab

Do copious amounts of cocaine brah

i can't do that in a regular club though. my anxiety would go through the roof

Drink a couple of shots, smoke a cig, and then get the fuck out and hit the dive bar down the street.

First I would buy a drink, then I would ask the bartender if he'd heard any good rumors lately. I pick up so many quests that way.

Nah man it happens every now and then. Not the norm but it happens

When is FUN going to moon? :)

refresh blockfolio

THIS IS THE TALE OF THE CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW

the absolute state

wiggle my buttocks, arms tensed beside your torse and make straight eyecontact with the floor

What the hell am I doing here

this

Look for glasses, bottles and cups for the Pfand

Fuckin' checked & keked m8.

gropemode/

Smoke a few ciggs have some beers and shots then ask chad if i could suck his hot big dick