Livin The High Life

Even though i cant afford it. Anyone else do this? I only have a few thousand left in my savings

You overspend on al fresco dining? You give no details. I don't understand the point of this thread. See you on page 10.

Girl on the far left looks like this girl who wanted my dick when I was 30 and she was like 18

I turned her down and I still masturbate thinking about her on a regular basis

Are you one of those r9k bots who worked some shit job but managed to save up money because they have zero expenses and live with mommy and daddy and then quit your job in a fit of autism and now shitpost on r9k about how good the neet life is?

I'm high right now does that count

Was he the same guy who was "living large" because he got a job that paid $12 an hour and he wanted to buy a $600 phone on /g/ and it was a huge shitfest?

Ordered a ho and asked her to meet me at thid fancy hotel. Sitting on the patio, great view

You dodged a fucking bullet then.

Never been to r9k, but pretty good accuraccy

Get a job in marketing, especially digital media.

I eat like a fucking king because all of these companies want me to drop a contract for tens of thousands of dollars in their lap, so they're always taking me to nice dinners. Last week I ate an $89 steak, and that's not counting the oysters, sides, top flight wine, cocktails, and more.

I could have just emotionally manipulated her into having sex with me, like in every other time I've had sex. Let's be honest for a moment: any female who would willingly sleep with me is clearly got some kind of severe defect in the brain. So do I take advantage of the damaged goods, and then cast them aside like the trash they are? Or do I try to be "good" and just jack off alone?

It was, at one point, a real question. Now, of course, it's slim pickings.

Jesus christ i can cook a way better steak and egg at home
This fancy shit is overpriced garbage. My hooker was supposed to show 15 mins ago btw

It must be nice getting wined and dined like a bitch without having to fuck anyone.

It sure is.

No it sucks
18 mins now
Where the fuck is she

She stood you up because she realized you're not even worth having sex with if she's getting paid

The porn beckons

Just texted me, she coming

The majority of people live beyond their means, which makes them live paycheck to paycheck.

Gotta make yourself happy in the short term, cant fault em for it.

>Get a job in marketing
top kek m8

I hate living in canada

Works for me, loser. :)

Enjoy your STEM shit where you have to pay for all of your own meals.

hooker pics?

>she's coming
All over Chad's dick.

You still here OP? Any creepshots of the hooker?

The thing I find most strange is that beer and liquor is listed separately. It's easy to think of a good reason for that, but it's still strange.

That isn't that bad.

Couldnt get it up. Was too high on coke. Just woke up, ordering room service now
She wouldnt let me take pics. Droening my sorrows in more rum

ordered a late night sandwich and they seriously gave me Miss Vickies chips as a side...
I love Miss Vickies, but, what the fuck? It cost $20

Took the tiny bottle of champangne out of the mini fridge, thinking it'd be like 20 bucks...

80 fucking dollars.

I took a kokanee too, but replaced it with the one I had in my bag.
What the fuck?

I just spent like 1300 dollars for nothing because I was too fucked up to get a boner

I would be unable to get to a hotel to fuck a whore if I was that wasted.

Welcome to the world of "fine dining" and markup. Even making them in house, 20 dollars is a lot for fried potatoes.

these ladies waved back at me. I didn't think they could see me in my window.
Also a giant wasp is flying around in my room

taking chips out of a bag is not worth 20 dollars.

I don't think anyone here disagrees with you. Get this though: you ordered it. Until nobody orders the chips and they stop making obscene amounts of money off of it, why should they stop?

I thought they were going to be fries. I didn't know they'd be Miss Vickies. They didn't mention that in the menu

also, the pigeons are in full force.

I'm just enjoying this hotel experience as much as I can before I'm kicked out at noon

just took a leak in the shower. All I can smell is pussy. Fuck. Can't wait to get home and wash that shit off of my hands and penis.

god I hate that smell

why can't women clean themselves properly

>H-haha STEM master race
Doesn't matter if you have a degree from MIT if you're too autistic to interview

10 dollars for Jameson is miserable

>doesn't know what Moet is
>haha lol lemme drink this

they really need to change that receipt roll

and congrats, you just realised money can't buy you happiness

you're right, I have no idea what moet is. Tasted exactly like every other champange I've ever had

I had $20,000 in savings when I turned 21 from working my ass off. I spent $15,000 in about a year (on top of my $40k salary), mostly on expensive whiskey, trip to las vegas, and being at a bar every single day and ordering top-shelf liquor.

That said, it was kind of worth it. Definitely had fun.

OP here. My dream is to go to vegas.
Will probably never happen

I really want to go to Mandalay Bay

I did one or two $20 lunches a week for about 2 years. I'd hit a different restaurant most of the time and circle back to my favorites. Its not something I found really valuable in the long run. The best food in America sits at about a $5-8 price range at local diners, ethnic hole-in-the-wall restaurants, and dives.

Fuck drive-ins.

Nothing on tv except jamie oliver
Fuck

why am I laughing so hard?

>Autist OP attempts to fuck a hooker, eats expensive food and discovers what a hotel is like

you're right, lol