Quit drinking

no

*tips*

how's reddit during the summer?

>I want you to be happy.
I literally don't believe it's possible for a human to be happy. I know it's possible to convince yourself that you are though.

life is suffering. but if you feel like you're happy I'm glad for you honestly

He is like flanders. Vanilla as shit. She lets me tie her up and do whatever I want.
I'm 22 she is 28 and married for 6 years. No kids.

Entering 3rd that's right. I want to be a solicitor. Fuck litigation. Going into real estate law

Better call saul?

What school are you at?

University of British Columbia.

>He is like flanders
So he's a nice guy?
you're fucked up dude

I get it's true all Iawyers are sociopaths

>University of British Columbia

Ah, a leaf, gotcha.

yep.

having a bad patch right now as my relationship is in the toilet and my career is teetering, but it'll blow over.

>750-1l a night
>highly paid professional
>speaking gigs
>secret autist
>fml

i just want to hide for like 4-6 hours day, is that too much to ask

He is a cuck whose idea of fun is having a board game night and drinking root beer and playing WoW

Yes sir. Going to get that JD though

>a board game night and drinking root beer and playing WoW
sounds awesome desu

So that Means he deserves it?

Look at you, you're a loser with no friend on a fucking cooking board on a site known for being associated with the far-right.
Do whatever you want to justify being a fucking dick, but at the end of the day that's what you are a dick and a lawyer. But I guess that's redundant.

If you are a manchild

Gee, I wonder why no one likes you

>posting on Veeky Forums
>posts about cooking
>calling other people "manchilds"

Nice irony.

I don't give a shit. Should have not got married at 22. She is going to cheat anyway may as well be with me. I don't have any political affiliation and you are here just like me. I don't want friends because people are unreliable. I only care about money and my pet rabbit.

All this butthurt.

Is manchild really supposed to be an insult? because it's not insulting to me. I fault the woman for not just breaking up with him much more than you though.

>you are here just like me
Yeah, but I'm fully aware of where I am, you obviously do considering you think you're better than some guy because he likes play board games.

>I only care about money
Yeah we get it, that's why you're a lawyer and probably a kike.

>one minute apart
and nice samefag, dipshit.

you obviously don't*

>antisocial
>wants to be a lawyer
>Canada
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

Good fucking luck, kid. Maybe you'll manage to be a law clerk for the rest of your life.

I was not even trying to samefag that is me.

>kike

Lol nope. Not a Jew at all. But have fun being poor, uneducated and cucked. I feel sorry for you.

Sounds like a decent nigh

My family seems to have a serious problem with alcoholism. I don't drink because of that. Stuck between trying to get out of restaurants, or go higher up the ladder in a nicer place. Stuck in a toxic relationship with occasional bright spots of amazing beauty, then on any given minute of the day clarity sets in, and the world grays out again.

I find my vices elsewhere, because everyone has a vice.

Sorry shit sucks for you without alcohol, at least you are a man. Alcohol breaks women down faster than men, have you ever seen a 40-50 year old female alcoholic? It's a fucking shit show.

Just being real though, try and have some sober time so you can keep your head straight. If you need alcohol when times are good, god forbid what you will do if you let shit fall apart bro.

Eh... Good luck. Try and pick up a drinking hobby, it will still be fun man.

Since I am in the top 10% I will become an associate at a large firm which I am already interning at. Will make 80-90k starting. After 5 years guaranteed 150k+ not including bonuses.

You are mad because just face it, you are a loser alcoholic. At least I am a high functionjng degenerate. I've been drinking almost daily for the past 2 years and still exceed compared to the fucking coddled Asians who do literally nothing but study. I'm better than you man. Face it.

>poor
Nope, make 6 figures

>uneducated
Nope, have a degree in Electrical Engineering.

>cucked
Not going to happen, I don't waste my time with romantic relationships.

Hey at least you can make it as a champion of bestiality law. That's an upcoming field there now isn't it? "The right to fuck your dog" lol what a pathetic country

>Rephrasing that first sentence about my family and alcohol.

Alcoholism runs in my fucking blood. I know what happens if I pick up the bottle, so I don't.

>he thinks he can get rich working in law while being too autistic to make friends

>and still exceed
Ah, so you're just lying then. You should develop a basic vocabulary before trying to convince people you're in law school

> I will become an associate at a large firm which I am already interning at. Will make 80-90k starting. After 5 years guaranteed 150k+

And guess what you'll do. You'll pick up fucking scraps and be the equivalent of a secretary. I hope you enjoy working well over 50 hours a week, because you'll do exactly that. My best friend's dad is a lawyer, there's a reason why he stopped working for the big firms after a few years. And if you start your own firm you will fail, you're not special and you won't become big, so don't think you'll be "one of the ones who make it". You're going to be doing shit work at a shit job for the rest of your life. Congrats

I always swore to myself that I would never drink alcohol because of the way my father treated me when he drank. The very first time I got peer pressured into having a drink that changed and I became a completely reckless alcoholic almost overnight. Stay strong my nigga, it's not worth starting

rekt
Dude's probably a freshman who managed to get a 4.0 his first year.

and thinks he's hot shit*

forgot to add that onto the end

What's functioning?
I function that my parents that are old enough to retire in 2-4 years times and that i live with know but still pretend to sort of 'not know' and half not care what i do but at this point their main priority is that I'll find motivation to move out. I won't, I need the money I earn on my part time job for alcohol

Do you not know what an interview is kiddo? Swear to god these poor little shits who think a 4.0 is worth shit beyond the GPA requirements that only a handful of jobs have

My parents were in complete denial about how much I drink. Until I got a fungal infection and a blood test showed my liver was not healthy enough to handle the drugs they wanted to give me for it. It's kind of a relief for me to know they understand how much damage I'm doing to myself, strangely. I work a shit job, but I'm not really functional.

Haha dude you are so angry. I don't want to be big or have my own firm. Keep crying and grasping at straws because you are a loser. I love the work I do. How do you think I am in the top 10%? Faggot

>friends
>law

Lol. It's all about how you can use someone to your advantage out here.

>get depressed
>have one drink
>happy again

WHAT IS THIS LIFE

You sound like a self-absorbed crybaby and I hope you choke on your vomit.

>thread ruined by some lawyerfag and another person trying to actually hurt each other's feelings

Why do you even bother arguing and insulting each other? None of you will change anyone else's mind. Let's get back to being drinking.

what's the worst thing you've done while drunk?

>degree in Electrical Engineering
Confirmed for autist

i started a fire with some friends in the ash tray outside my apartment and was promptly evicted. i could have been charged with arson but they didn't follow through with anything. there was a camera by the front door and they showed me the footage, it was actually pretty damn funny in hindsight but not at the time.

a couple years after that i lived with a female roommate who i had a huge crush on which was a fuck up in itself. we were out at a bar one night and from what i was told i was completely obliterated and overly aggressive with her. im not sure exactly what that means but i felt like a piece of shit the next day and really i still do. she was nice about it though.

Not the person your having an imaginary duck measuring contest with but you sound really boring. Like irrelevant no one remember you boring. No wonder you don't have friends.

Fuck you faggot my duck is huge

Dick measuring contest is what I intended to write

>what's the worst thing you've done while drunk?

Sent to a mental ward, twice. Two weeks each stint. The second time was bullshit:

A fellow neighbor who was MUCH more drunk than I was at the time (he was a fucking RAGER of an alcoholic who died in a house fire a year after the incident) must have seen me cleaning a gun while I was in my house, ran in my back door (like what the fuck), grabbed a phone and dialed 911 while pleading with me "not to do it."

Yes, he entered my home without my consent, and using my own home phone, called police stating I was suicidal. I was so confused and full of dread as the police were there in minutes. I shouldn't have let them in the home, as was my right, and should have kicked my neighbor's ass and thrown him out before they could do anything and, if anything, charged him with trespassing. Since I was drunk and the cop knew and despises me, he didn't listen to my story and I was escorted to a locked padded room in the hospital till I sobered up (24 hours in a cold room dressed only in linen with a camera on you at all times), then to the ward I went.

Fuck the police. And FUCK you, Matt. I'm glad you burned to death, you fucking fuck.

...

Having a dick measuring contest with a women means you were born with the world's cruelest handicap. But a duck measuring contest...I bet that isn't even your duck you schmuck.

shit, beat me to it

Because she has no agency, right?

This is not on the guy who is not in a committed relationship. The wife has a choice here. This is on her.

Is it the same pathetic faggot who starts all these threads? Take this bullshit to /adv/ or /r9k/

top kek. enjoy your bloated legal market.

"oh but im INTERNING so that means i'm GUARANTEED a job!"

naive wetbrained dumbass

Agreed. You can't be responsible for other people's relationships.

Jesus fucking Christ, OP...
are you me?

just stopping by

this thread is depressing...

Hey al/ck/s what the fuck do you mix vanilla vodka with? It's all I have on me at the moment.

I'm married and my wife and i have a child together. If I keep drinking she's going to leave me, but I still want to drink

What do
I want to drink outside the house without her finding out but she always seems to find out (can tell by looking at my eyes or the way I act)

How can I drink in secret without her knowing

Help you boozy cuckolds

>try not to drink until the weekend
>friday rolls around
>buy a handle, tell myself I'll finish it friday and saturday, then sober up sunday
>sunday rolls around and there's always enough vodka left for 2 or 3 drinks
>end up getting a buzz and say fuck it
>go buy more and get drunk all sunday
>hungover and having withdrawals on monday
>buy more beer and try to taper but usually end up feeling crappy most of the week
>start to feel better around friday
>repeat

the wild ride never ends

you're shit outta luck. aint no way to get that stank off you...as a horrible idea start drinking mouthwash though the constant purchasing is a dead give away. drink from you asshole. hell start meditating to experience that nirvana hooch. that'll do it.

Kahlua or milk

I've posted this before but I was blackout drunk and went to pass out in my bed, except I accidentally walked into my neighbors apartment which was unlocked and passed out naked in one of their beds...It was an apartment of 3 girls. They weren't there when I came in but they found me and called the cops

Holy shit

luckily I knew the girls and had partied with them before so they didn't press charges, but I probably could have been labeled a sex offender or something. Kind of funny story to tell now but I really lucked out

Where did you get this from the fuck

Where the fuck did you read this from you fucking faggot

It's a miracle weaklings like you manage to make it through the day. It won't be long after your drop dead though, pathetic fuck.

>weaklings like you

They wake up with a weight you will never know, let alone ever carry. The fight every day against a battle you have never even imagined. They are still here fighting something you cant even comprehend and haven't ever faced a fraction of. You are the pathetic weaking.

You sound like a fuckin' prick.

Seems like the best place to ask this; I bought these shitty wine stoppers from Dollar Tree, and one of them broke and the "cork" fell into the bottle. Its been a day, is it still safe to drink?

it's corked. i'd write it off as it's basically mustard gas now. feed it to the dog.

Damn :( thanks anyway but I'll give the mouthwash a miss

Even if it was a plastic "cork"?

Its not that big of a deal, it was a $13 bottle anyway

I'm memeing and know fuck all about cork spoilage anyway. If it was plastic I'd still drink it. It's not gonna taste great if it was exposed to air for a whole day though.
I've drank much worse through hair of the dog.

>3 am
>everyone is asleep with their loved ones
>the loneliness becomes an almost physical pain
>drinking more but the more I drink the more I wish I had friends

I don't even want a girlfriend. Just friends. Going to start going to bars until I meet people, this is no kind of life to live.

>work as a bartender
>went out daydrinking with coworkers yesterday (literally the whole staff went, it was a big event)
>woke up the next day hungover as fuck, drank a couple of the left-over miller lites
>went to work, drank a few vodka-tonics
>it was slow as fuck, literally nothing to do and boss let me go home after 2 hours
>later my friend texts me "dude wtf [boss] just said he sent you home for being too drunk at work"
>apparently I was fucking stumbling around and slurring like hell

is there a worse feel

Christ man learn to always be aware of how drunk you are. I'm sure he just thinks you are an extreme lightweight pussy drunk from the night before, and won't be too angry. Watch yourself mate.

Mouthwash isn't ethanol and does serious damage to you,

That's the thing though, not only is my boss is a good friend of mine (he was the one who got me the job) but I also drink every day, as does he and the rest of the staff. I mean he was drinking his 3rd vodka-redbull when he told me to go home, but I was still visibly drunk, apparently bordering on problematic.

Does anyone else cough a lot or vomit even on an empty stomach. Or get shakes in the jaw or hands?

This spoke to me. I'm literally lying beside my S/O while they sleep and heading downstairs for shots every now and then. Fuck my life. I need a change. No more.

What's the best cocktail bitters and why is it Peychaud's?

Grandfather from dad's side was an alcoholic, recovered - was in AA. Grandfather from mom's side Died from liver failure - alcoholic, drank really shady booze. My dad and his brother both alcoholics, somehow recovered in recent years. Mom - stressfull job, almost Everyday downs a couple of beers, ocassionaly wasted on weekends. Ex gf drank everyday, Wine and beers booze and drinks from time to time, had fun but lost respect for her. I liked drinking, started heavily in my teenage years, but I started doing sports semi-pro, now I'm running in competition quite good so I can't fuck up my fitness by booze. But I like craft beers every other day. But no heavy drinking Thanks to running.

I feel that, bro. I also work with the public and also want to be left the fuck alone and also do a fifth-1L a night.

Sounds like a comfy fucking job

How do I meet alcoholic women?

TFW no alcky gf to try weird drinks with and get wasted with every night for sloppy drunk sex and cuddles

this, I've never met a woman who can legitimately drink with me that isn't a homosexual (and not in the "you came on to me so I'm gonna say I'm gay" way, full blown dykes)

Even lesbian alcoholics are fine. I just want cute female company while I destroy myself

Every alcoholic gets shakes and vomits a lot you fucking mong. The physical symptoms pale in comparison to the mental onslaught of anxiety and paranoia when you're withdrawing though.

>laying in bed trying to sweat it out and feel sick is bad but manageable
>constant worries and anxiety ruin my whole fucking day and push me to drink again

I WISH THIS SHIT WOULD JUST LET ME GO