Tfw Canadian

>tfw Canadian
>tfw will never experience the joy of a such a deal

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do you guys think mcdonalds kinda knows that the kind of people who will order this shit are the kind of people who will eat the entire thing in one sitting?

like i used to work at walmart for a few months and i noticed that a lot of people buying birthday cakes late at night with no decorations were fat as fuck so i suspected they were going to eat it all themselves.

i'm fat but i can't imagine just buying a birthday cake just to munch on

You a faggot or something?
Who gives a fuck I'd just run them judgemental fuckers down with my rascal.

why not cross the border and get five orders of 40pc + sweet tea?

birthday cakes just aren't good, i'd rather have a nice pistachio pudding

I'd have to take a greyhound for a couple of hours

Most Canadians don't live super-close to the border

Not our problem you cucked new fag.

actually most do
>an estimated 75 percent of Canadians live within 161 kilometers (100 miles) of the U.S. border.
travel.nationalgeographic.com/travel/countries/canada-facts/

lost me at >tea

I think it's iced tea (or sweet tea, depending where you live)

Why wouldn't they?

Most US states that border Canada are practically inhospitable in the Winter, and if Canadians went much further North they'd literally be in the arctic.

It literally says "sweet tea" on the jug.

>tfw no friends to eat nuggets with
;_;

they used to do 50 pieces for 10 bucks.

Serves you right for not allowing us to label the origin of our meats.

;_;
you only really need about 3 good friends. you can do it f a m

I am so guilty of this.

I buy a 12 pack of diet mountain dew and a birthday after working the midnight shift.
I am not fat though.

>diet mountain dew
>I am not fat though.
clearly cause you get diet mountain dew

Buy some nuggets and post it on Veeky Forums. We'll be your friends for the day.

>tfw watching american sports streams
>all ads are sweet greasy fast food abominations for ridiculously low prices