>string cheese

I sure fucking hope you god damn fucking IDIOTS don't do this

I do string cheese like I do heroin. Every 8 hours I need my fix and panic if I don't have my supply ready to go.

It's fucking disgusting

I buy them when they go on sale at my local store. What's wrong with them? Pretty good as a cheap little thing to munch on.

but fresh mozzarella is better and comparable in price

but it isn't stringed tho

stfu

so? get a knife and cut it into strings

no u
most string cheese is just shitty mozzarella anyways

sargento master race

everything else is wet and diseasous

You should try some young mimolette that you could cut into bars, I love getting some when I'm hungry

Fuck you, I'll pull my cheese apart in your face

>get a knife and cut it into strings

you just don't get it, do you?

is string cheese the same as muenster? I tried muenster cheese for the first time about 2 weeks ago and it tasted like elementary school and happier times

I do eat this

that one is fucking amazing tho

String cheese tastes better if you pull it apart. Fact.

>buy them on sale
>homemake a pizza dough
>stuffed crust pizza
>shit your intestines as a god given right

I love being American

You're making me very horny

stuffed crust pizza best pizza

Im in my own fucking kitchen, so there is no limit to my cheese crust.

2/1 Packages at Sams Club? Goopy melty cheese bread explosion. I am a demon to my own body somebody slay me

neither of these statements are true.

Sargento light string cheese master race you stupid cunts. And yes I peel it you fucking repulsive nigger.

chuck e cheese is best cheese

Its a great snack tho i'd rather have a string cheese than some happy cow dipped in wax bullshit

For a snack theyre p good. Better than the potato chip jew

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