Webm thread

I'm surprised he didn't blend it all and sell it as a smoothie.

>a whole beer
hey at least they saved some of that salsa dip

do these fucking... im not going to call them people.... do they not know when to fucking stop?

Three variations of tamarindo sour candy, that shit will fuck your teeth btw

Has this turned in to a food gore thread?

>bbq chips
>onions
>pinto beans
>no clue
>beets?
>kalamata olives? pickled plums? what is that?
>soy sauce?
>hot sauce?
>that one is the sweet shit they use
>different kind of hot sauce
>salt?
>lime juice
>more hot sauce
>is that... is that fucking CLAMATO?

I don't believe that people actually eat this shit. It think it's all a ruse. There's no fucking way a human being would willingly consume these monstrosities.

easily the worst thing i've ever seen posted here.
and ive been here a long time.

That wall cannot come soon enough eh amerilads

I bet that meat in the beginning is 3 week old left overs. Fucking barf.

who and where is this shit made, i need to know so me and my children and my childrens children can avoid that country for generations

what are the little red balls?

Where are all these doritos based shit plates coming from? Looks like some poor asian country

Can you faggots stop posting WEBM.
I'm one my phone and can't see shit.
Post Gifs instead.
Thank you

All of the ingredients were things that were about to expire.

youtube.com/watch?v=IRoCNl-9tUM

Get clover fuckstick and stop bitching

Jesus what is it with mexicans and their chip based monstrosities?

And was that fruit juice he poured on it at the end?

Tomato juice.

Mexico.
I think they're called Dorilocos?

It JUST doesnt stop

what the FUCK
oh MY

Where can I watch the whole thing holy SHIT

Source me UP

youtube.com/watch?v=4IrFYRNtD2I

Wait was that last thing he put in Hawaiian Punch?

I somehow already knew it would be Jack, this man is completely insane

STOP! STOP!! HE'S ALREADY DEAD!!!

>in a webm thread
>Can you faggots stop posting WEBM.
>asking a question with a period
>demands people do things his way and with lower quality

Are you a millennial?

...

I dunno, most recent phone do play webms. I'm guess he's an old fuck with a blackberry or some ancient shit

what is this shit even called?

>a bowl of pepperoni, various green and orange things, and one entire prolapsed anus
jesus christ it needs to end

>Rinsing raw meat under water

what the fuck is this anime girl doing

christ almighty

Doriloco
>It's hard to describe Dorilocos using words. The recipe starts with Nacho Cheese Doritos, which are then topped with a variety of ingredients: cueritos (pickled pork rinds), small batons of jicama, cubed cucumber, grated carrots, peanuts (most often described by the vendors as japonés, the ones with the crunchy, soy sauce-flavored shell), gummy bears, lime juice, chili powder, salsa Valentina or another hot sauce, and chamoy, an addictive sweet-salty-sour sauce made from pickled fruit. It's outrageous.

That's all I was able to salvage from some blog, ingredients might not match, so take it with a grain of salt.

>ingredients might not match
It honestly seems like they just pile on everything they have on hand.

Or in Doriloco's case, a pound of salt.

>gummy bears
fuck

Tomato juice.

Here's another chunk from that article that caught my attention for how fucking weird it is while also describing the taste
pastebin.com/DuWtBm6k

I'm going to visit my parents this weekend, I'll be sure to find as many dorilocos stands as I can.

why does the chicken look like steak

>pastebin.com/DuWtBm6k

Dude, just post the fucking article.

eater.com/2016/3/21/11218834/dorilocos-doritos-gummy-bears-tostilocos-mexico

depending on what was depositied on this from those large boiling pots, i think i would actually eat this one

Fuck off virgin

>mfw Mexicunt
>tfw this shit is extraordinarily common in my country

This shit has existed ever since I have a memory. I admit is kind of funny to notice Veeky Forums get (rightfully) disgusted by it. No, I never had any and I never plan to. But you’ll be surprised how much people seem to enjoy being overkill with their food.

It’s some dumb Mexican quirk and then we wonder why obesity is so common over here. The amount of ingredients it takes to make these is ridiculous.

youtube.com/watch?v=0W9w20Zj-Zs

On the video the ingredients are: Jicama, cucumber, cueritos, peanuts, chaca chaca, churritos, chamoy, hot sauce, clamato, tajin, lemon and bittersweet plums with chili.

this looks like fucking prison food

As an American I have an image of everything in Mexico being hand-crafted by an abuela, being simple yet delicious. I can't speak for everyone, but that's what makes those bizarre webms all the more jarring for me.

¡Mi genética!

Its more that Mexicans love salty and spicy for snacks. I'm guilty of throwing Taijin and chili powder on fruit when it isn't that sweet or flavorful.

It's like they heard the phrase "junk food" one day without any context, and decided to replicate the leavings at the bottom of a sports stadium garbage bin.