What you you posers trying to cook on the 4th?

what you you posers trying to cook on the 4th?

Smoking a brisket, and grilling bratwurst and corn. Going to make some hot german potato salad, tomato and onion salad, peach cobbler with vanilla bean ice cream, and my special bbq sauce. Then we'll have all the usual accompaniments, plus ice tea, beer, and water.

>tfw on vacation in pussy liberal city
>tfw probably will eat asian or some other cuck food.

no one cooks here

Constant shitposting. Absolutely disgusting.

whiskey.

New York, huh?

I'm vegan but I'm making a BBQ dinner for my carnist friends with all meat substitutes and yummy raw veggies

I already made my vegan "beef brisket" I just have to microwave it on the 4th

I'm thinking of cooking some oatmeal in the microwave.

12lbs of flap to marinate on sunday
3 briskets to smoke tomorrow morning
1 pot of beans.
salsas to prep
vegis to grill
tortillas to make

we're having a make you own taco bar.

My restaurant is open for normal service so that

>Now this is shitposting

RIBS

and maybe some burgers

>replying to bait

Good job retard

Bald eagles wrapped in american flags.

What's in a veggie brisket??

falafel sliders

I do not see any way my plan can fail.

> sage saginton, sager of the royal sage plant
:)

kys

...

Plan has failed. first thing bf does after away a month is watch mratheist videos which is shit and reminds me of all the shitty shit he does and says. We haven't fucked since November because he keeps turning me off. I think I need to end this.

>vegan "beef brisket"

God, that is just so adorable.

Salmon Burgers, hotdogs, corn on the cob, baked potatoes

Writing a paper/presentation and wishing I was lounging around a smoker with a big bottle of gin

Burgers, brats, elotes, melon, pineapple, pasta salad, beans, maybe rice, and maybe peach cobbler. New South nut brown ale and cider, tea and lemonade.

Fuck it's hot in the south.

7lb filet primal and a grill. Not sure what exactly what I'm going to do but I look forward to it

My very first batch of 'go 'za

im just bringing strawberry flavored liquor and liquor flavored strawberries

maybe a bag of doritos too. ill be the coolest guy at the party.

Full English breakfast

That was bait.

You are a tremendous faggot.

I made these for my daughters summer camp patriot cookout and her whole squad has a lisp now.

How badly did I fuck up?

im going to smoke a Boston butt and pull it

Just got back from the local meat market. Buffalo patties and apple & chive brats.

I heard your mom pulls a lot of ass as well . . . .

yes

Sous vide steak/blowtorch combo.

Usually I like to seal it up with some rosemary.

BPA toxins never tasted so good.

if it's dry I'll make red white and blue meringue cookies. I have andouille sausage in stock, so I'll make jambalaya because I can't be bothered to buy file' to use it once a month

I have to work, will probably just make a good old fashioned American bacon cheese burger when i get home if i don't want to just end my life

Smoking some pork butts tomorrow.