What's the god-tier snack in your cabinet right now?

What's the god-tier snack in your cabinet right now?
>pic related
4 bucks and it lasts me at least a month. only the best in my house.

except it's not in the cabinet. lasts about a week.

A jar of peanuts lasts a month? You've got far greater willpower than me.

this. how do you do it, op?

I just go for it once or twice a day, grabbing smallish handfuls. also, it helps to keep it in the cupboard. if it's out of sight means you won't be tempted to dig into it.

Peanuts are pleb nuts - have a pound of pistachios in a mason jar right now

>pleb nut
But there is no such thing. Every culinary nut is god tier

>pleb nuts

my ex-gf said that as she was trading me for better social position

Unsalted? Pah. I want double salt.

i like penuts but they dont get digested properly in ur guts and they hurt my pooter when im taking a crap

i also have those but publix brand because i'm a poorfag

other than that i have GOAT-tier Milano chocolate and lemon cookies

Don't mind me, just being fucking incredible.

God tier how?

Fitness wise, I would say popcorn like Skinny Pop or sunflower seeds, especially while on a cut.

Taste wise, fucking granola bars. I can easily slam like 60 Quaker Oats Chocolate Chip Granola Bars in a day. I fucking love granola.

Popcorn made with pic related, nothing like theatre popcorn at home. Microwave fags please leave the premises.

Exactly the same as yesterday.
Exactly the same as every day.
Yes, I was diagnosed with autism.

I'm actually pretty jelly though because i have 0 pesos to my name and that's one of my regular hobo snacks i pick up at the gas station to drink with swill. The other god tier is this.

I love my beer and seeds and my porch.
I will do this every day until I die.

>60 bars in a day
Me too, friend. But I never actually ate more than 5 or 6 in one day.

What's it like not paying $15 for a handful of nuts? Heh, I wouldn't know.

GOD TIER:
Macadamia, Almond, Cashew

HIGH TIER:
Pistachio, Pecan, Walnut

"EH" TIER:
Hazelnut, Brazil nut, Chestnut

COMMONER TIER:
Peanut

>Hazelnuts
>"Eh"

Not accurate.

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