Mfw no coiner

>mfw no coiner.
>strippers and coke anyone?

Oh wait you got your money tied up in crypto. Hm...

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>tfw a coiner owns the club.

>nigger rich

imagine taking the time to take a pic of your money and timestamp it to post it on Veeky Forums
hahaha at least we arent huge faggots

Whores and drugs are one of the only things you can buy with crypto. Wtf are you on about. I’ve got a few grams being sent in the post right as we speak and a whore is a click away.

Are you a rapper?

>tfw he has paper money

>mfw the strippies come to me.

You mad bro?

Congrats.

Yes.

I know it's all singles under that $100

Step one: download Tor.
Step two: duck duck go ‘silk road’
Step three: order whatever you want (yes, there was a step 3)
Step four: enjoy your drugs, guns and whores. Christ you can even buy a house or car if you really try.

Lol you faggot. Degenerate has to spend money on strippers and here I am with house bought with crypto gains getting sucked off by a different tinder slag every week

That's not a lot of money OP.

Have you ever made a mistake?
How many of them?
What was the last one?

You trying to flex with less than 4 bitcoins?

Lmao.

How do I kick off my rap career?

Clever girl.

Triggered

You think that’s congrats worthy? I stake ARK at a gram free a week. That’s just one of my holds. With mining, staking and trading I haven’t paid for any vice in years.

Loooool, just a loan from the bank to buy a vehicle for private sale.
Get the fuck outta here you wanna pizza dis?!

I too can put a hundred on the outside of a bunch of ones

ask yourself why you need our validation; go for a walk or something and think about it

Show some jewelry with timestamp

Step 1: start sucking dicks
Step 2: don’t buy crypto
Step 3: ????
Step 4: profit

Uh congrats.

U wot m8

Did it for the lulz. I actually own a lot of crypto the fuck do you think I’m on Veeky Forums for?

No.

i live in colombia. that $100 will buy you about an ounce and a quarter of raw coke, or you could get a top 10 pornstar whore for 2 hours.

U tryin have a go at me mum m8

with that stack you could retire in a mountain of coke with slags all around you. bless user

>a single $100 bill on top of 72 $1 bills

Bought more BTC at 18k. Still hodl. Never trade, it’s for suckers.

Next vacation to Columbia it is.

Just bought 100k Columbias

>own a lot of crypto
dont think those 500 million EMB you hold counts

But seriously if it is that cheap I really want to go to Columbia now

what's that $20k? lmfao who cares

Last post was supposed to reply to this.

20k is nothing to sneeze at. Last weeks gainz from the real job.

The h8 is strong in this m8

20k is 20k, i get it, but to use that as a way to brag is silly. post some real financial data so i can tell you that you're not rich enough

Post pics and I’ll think about it

Let's be honest guy, that's a hundred on top of a stack of one's.

It’s never enough

>a top 10 pornstar whore for 2 hours
where do i find them, any good sites that have real pix?

Are we supposed to be impressed by 20k?
Are you high? Get off the drugs, kid.

>european date format
brainlets out out out

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Anyways time to get the fuck off Veeky Forums. It’s been fun trolling you faggots. Cheers.

>trolling you faggots

Nigger are you new here? The average cryptard portfolio is double the shitty wad of cash you're trying to show off. You're unaware of how much of a small fry you are here. Literal millionaires are here, and a lot of them. Yet you make a thread about 20k in toilet paper bonds LOL.

Get the fuck out kid, stop playing with your dad's safe contents.

>he spends money on hoes and blow
>He isn't a coke dealing gigolo

Step up nilla

Why are nocoiners so insecure?

>Triggered.

My job here is done.

ayo teach me compooters

Tell us your net worth so I can make fun of you, for a change.

Nice actual FBI honeypot retard, also pretty duckduckgo is an Israeli botnet but I have no proofs stay woke

About $100 but negative $20k if you count student denbts

Posts pics of money to strangers for approval. Wouldnt be surprised if its a 100 on a bunch of ones. If you seek validation from on the slimiest website maybe you need to reevaluate your life.

lol I cash out and spend my crypto in under 12h.
Fuck with me. Also have fun getting robbed.

145,000 COP for an hour with a pornstar?
You truly don't live in Colombia Don't trust this fag, top pornstars are not that cheap, only average prostitute with aids cost that

You came here to 'troll' and it backfired on you. Try again in another few weeks, small fry. Speaking of fries, shouldn't you get an early night for work tomorrow?

OP here. Safely arrived to my destination and the thread is chock full of triggered neets and “millionaires”. I’d say the troll has been quite successful. Also, pic related

>thread

>13 posts by this ID
>having to validate yourself this hard on an anonymous board to feel better about yourself

what a beta faggot