Every time you go to the store you've got to be sure to grab a box of taco shells and flour tortillas for "taco...

Every time you go to the store you've got to be sure to grab a box of taco shells and flour tortillas for "taco Tuesday". Sundays are "spaghetti Sunday" so don't forget the pasta for Italian night. And, ooo!, you're going to need some bread for breakfast, so grab some bagels. And maybe you'll have hot dogs for lunch so don't forget the buns and potato/corn chips. And you haven't had a steak in awhile, so buy a large baking potato. Those fancy cakes sure look good, so get a couple boxes of those. With everything going on you might get busy this month, so grab some instant noodles and easy mac. And I guess you need a bag of flour because everyone should always have some flour and milk on hand even though you always throw it away.

You just spent a decent chunk of your money on wheat and corn-based products. You could have bought more/better quality meat, fruit, or vegetables! What the FUCK were you thinking buying so many carbs?

Don't pretend. I see you faggots doing it all the time.

I would also like to know more of these people. Please show yourselves..

I don't see any of that in the buggy

>buggy

what the actual fuck britan.

I know its you too, you snaggle toothed motherfucker. i dont even need a damn flag.

South Carolina

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Fucking what? Almost everything you mentioned implies that it's eaten with meat, and who the fuck throws out flour? And why do you assume no fresh produce is being purchased? And I don't think I've ever heard of someone eating hotdogs for lunch unless their a cop or something. You say they could have bought more/better meat, but one of the items you mentioned was a fucking steak, which apparently you think needs to be eaten with a potato? Where are you getting this shit from and what even is your point? That carbs are outright bad? That's some first level shitposting and uninformed opinions.

I used to love a bit of cooking.

Now I live alone, and can't be fucked to wash up after cooking fancy meals.
I just wanna eat so i can get back to watching star trek voyager on netflix and jackin it to shemale porn

we call it a trolley you thick yankie cunt

I saw an obese family go shopping a few months ago. Everything is their cart was highly processed and wrapped in bright coloured wrapping. About 70% was snacks, rest was TV-dinners and processed meats (hamburgers, fluorescent ham and some meatballs). Their son, who was about 18-19 and looked like a tub of lard started singing commercial songs for a candy bar while they were paying for the 'groceries'.

Yeah I don't do that though.

My shopping starts in produce section at the entrance of the store, load up on fruits and veggies, then on to through the fish counter and to the meat section.
After that hit up the section with offal, then eggs and maybe milk but I rarely buy it unless I'm cooking something that needs it, then on to yogurt/sour cream/butter/kefir if I need any of those items.

Sometimes I hit up the international aisle for whatever stuff I need there, usually rice/lentils/spices, then finish it off at the bulk food section for other beans or lentils, nuts, and spices, and occasionally some shit like dates or dried figs or other dried fruits.

Oh and on the rare occasion I'll hit up the baking/breakfast aisle if I'm low on flour or grits.

Thus ends my shopping adventure, where I buy probably 60% fruit&veggies, 30% meat, 10% miscellaneous.

Well fuck.

At least i got the snaggle tooth part right. Jesus...fucking buggy...

Like pottery, you fucking redcoat.

Preaching about it on an imageboard isn't gonna stop anyone from doing it.

Go get a megaphone and preach it out on a street corner if you want your message to get to someone.

Good day.

More people would listen to a random post on Veeky Forums than to a crazy person with a megaphone on some random corner.

Is this real? I've lived in the North East for my whole life and always called it a shopping cart. Everyone does.

Do you know how many meals you can get out of 5 dollars worth of pasta? I reckon 25. Get 5 dollars worth of veg and meat, you've got like 2 meals max.

yeah but those 2 meals of veg and meat will be better for you than the 25 pasta meals.

Veeky Forums is that crazy person on some random street corner. As cringy as that sounds it's true.

Will it be good for me when I'm starving during the other 23 meals?

I think you're talking about my mother

Yeah, I've never heard it called a wagon here in MA

You shouldn't be so much of a fatass and budget your food money better.

If you're down to your last $5 for, then, yes, you should spend it on pasta or some other staple food like potatoes or flour.

But eating pasta one day and bread the next and potatoes after that and so on... you really are better off just picking one and sticking with it.

I haven't smoked weed in years
I might pick it up for every once in a while if it becomes fully legal here

i buy low carb tortillas

10g of fiber per tortilla holy shit

>taco tuesday

fucking triggered. This is why I will never have children; every time you do something they immediately expect it to happen and will bitch and moan when it doesn't. It's completely insufferable. My sister said "taco tuesday" around her kids 2 years ago and now they think just because it memes just right then it must be the goddamn law. One time I brought some McDonalds over to their house and now they bitch and moan about "Friday fry-day" like its an actual holiday and you celebrate it by eating out on Friday. I don't know if my niece and nephew are just colossally retarded or what, but I'm just not going to have kids just to be sure.

I'm sure their young enough to classify as the inteligence of a normal retarted adult

in CT we call it a shopping cart too

>buying that much food in one trip

>it memes just right
It's called alliteration you mongoloid.

Use real words.

Is whis a frozen egg yolk?
what is it and why do you have it?

I lived in North Carolina for the first 19 years of my life. I've never heard the term buggy. Not in my entire life, get out of here.

>What the FUCK were you thinking buying so many carbs?

hungry

oklahoma here. buggy is everyday usage, shopping cart for formal engagements

>I don't know if my niece and nephew are just colossally retarded or what, but I'm just not going to have kids just to be sure.

i'm certain that it's retardation and that it's hereditary

also, sundays are reserved for chicken, unless it's meatloaf

I grocery shop for my whole family everyone is about convenient meals rather than enjoyable meals. I want to eat better but I have a family to feed and debt.

its called a trolley you absolute fucking retards

lol

South east Tennessee here. Never heard it called anything but a buggy. Think I heard those fold up types called 'carts' when I lived in NYC. I could go with cart but buggy is just natural after so many years.

This is a load of horse shit, I'm in VA and literally everyone calls them shopping carts. No American calls them anything else.

I bulk buy staples like flour, rice, canned beans and tomato products, etc.

Buy eggs, milk, butter, and such as needed but I go through a fuck ton of them so it's usually every shopping trip.

Things like bread, bagels, buns, and most cheeses are grabbed as needed because they'll go bad if I just stock them regularly without planning to use them soon.

Maybe you're projecting OP.

underrated post

It's shopping cart in VA.
Buggy in TN. I've lived both places significant amounts of time.

Beanies/ Knit Hats are also called "Toboggans" in TN.

Knoxville area here, always hear shopping cart.

From Texas here, we call it a cart, some call it a basket

Southwest Virginia here, it's buggy.

Cured egg, looks like