What is the greatest beverage and why is it pic related?

What is the greatest beverage and why is it pic related?

Water, you fat fuck

Literally the most plebeian beverage on the planet, you boring bastard.

op's tears

water
t. a booze hound

objectively it's water

Water, obviously

Water

Out of every beverage ever? That's a tough one.

I'm going to have to go with...water.

I like their cherry cola better.

I'm a big fan of that beverage featured prominently in that big Kevin Costner movie in the 90s.

>falling for the tricks of the dihydrogen monoxide mafia
No wonder it was a fiasco. People saw right through that scam.

>A necessity to human life
>Boring

That shit is dope. I rarely get it despite working practically next door to a place that sells it because it's FUCKING EXPENSIVE when you're poor but god damn it's good shit. Cola as cola should be.

Ah fuck now I gotta get some ice cream from the place next to the place that sells Fentiman's and make a float.

Next you'll tell me you're fucking wild about oxygen.

All their shit sucks except the rose one.

Not him, but I binge on oxygen every damn day, shit's good.

what are you all, fags or somethin?

go drink some moxie

>brewing process used gives the drink an alcohol content of up to 0.5%
>0.5% abv
>greatest beverage

The fuck kind of dum dum bait is this even supposed to be?

seconded.

but that's not arizona grapeade

>he's a drinker