What's Veeky Forums's favorite candy bar?

What's Veeky Forums's favorite candy bar?

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I don't understand the concept of candy "bars" it's just too much candy and sugar to eat at one time but that is what is meant to be done with them. I prefer bags of candy with smaller pieces so I can eat a smaller amount and not destroy a bar of some sort and try to figure out how to save the other 90% of it.

>it's just too much candy and sugar to eat at one time

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You are supposed to cut them in sliced.

Whoa, that's a big Snickers.

For you.

Mounds or dark chocolate Clark Bar.
But I usually just get plain dark chocolate.

The way I see people eat them is always just the entire thing all at once and it's crazy. I can understand peanut butter cups or sweet tarts or something but the idea of an entire chocolate and caramel and nut bar that is like 6 inches long is just weird and so much for one time.

Rip in peace

That's fake, it's camera angle tricks and using a girl with tiny hands to make it look bigger. They also took the wrapper off to make it look bigger. No Snickers are this big, I'm glad I don't have one that size it would be terrible, no one could finish it.

Snickers size queens are all gluttonous pigs and I don't care if my Snickers is "average sized", I don't feel bad about it whatsoever.

Fuck this pic and that dumb whore in it.

I really like Take Fives, too bad they aren't in Canada.

that is one of the reasons men with small dicks are pedos, also.

Guess again.

high test people don't eat candy

chocolate is for women full of estrogen

high test people eat meat and crave meat don't they? That's why all these fairy fags now a days like their coffee and candy and gay ass colored alcohols like a rainbow. Men eat meat. Men cook meat. They don't snack on a snickers and chai latte while reading 50 shades of grey.

She'd look good with my BBC in her mouth

Maybe fox likes your fun-size snickers.

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10/10

the peanut butter twix with the chocolate cookie

Oh! I get it! It looked like she was sucking a fat black dick at first. Didn't realise it was a candy bar.

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this

This.
Although as a white man my Snickers is a lot smaller.

you fucking sick pervert

subtle chocolate bar is best chocolate bar

This is a blue board, you know. So keep it sfw pls.

God tier

fast break motherfuckas

shes just really tiny...its like porn, the close ups make the cock bigger than it actually is, same with a girls face and an oversized snicker bar.


For You.

>now they're saying you can't even TALK about nsfw stuff on blue boards

Jesus christ when did Veeky Forums become so cucked?

>One weird trick the junk food industry doesn't want you to know!
>Grow your bar 4 inches in 4 weeks!

"Women scream when they see the size of my snickers."

fucking THIS, and Nutrageous too.

Having one of these for the first time was a revelation

Me on the left

God damn, anything Reese's is just great.

Except for the pieces. I don't like that film they leave on the roof of your mouth.

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*wife's son

these things were amazing in the 90's now they're tiny and meh.
and dont tell me its because im older because the size in cm and weight in ounces is lower than it was, a long with 175% price increase

LOOKS LIKE A WILLY!

Pic related, frozen was my favorite as a kid. But this commercial will forever be burned into my head
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I thought they didn't make those anymore?

H E T E R O N O R M A T I V E
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Is that Bruno Buccellati?

The world was better when most people died in childhood.

God that looks like a meaty black dick and a small white girl. Delicious

i always loved PayDay

lel

This shit is sweet as fuck

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I love snickers.

How can white chocolate compete?

Milky Way > all

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Real Milky Way or rebranded Mars bars?

you are that really fat guy at the gym who wears a tank top and has permanent invisible lat syndrome, aren't you?

What do you mean?

Take 5 is great

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>going to the gym

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holy shit, I legitimately thought I was on Veeky Forums

It's one thing to laugh at fatties eating deep fried big macs for breakfast but you shouldn't laugh at fat people who are trying to lose weight at the gym...

This is NOT ok!

Skor Bars they are so much better than Heath Bars.

Whatchamacalit's 2nd cousin..

i love these

christ is everyone on /g/ on Veeky Forums too?

I was going to post this but was just too lazy to find a photo and put it up and say this. So thank you

thanks for the boner

same

Too bad I don't have PS installed here

Yes.
She would be a tight fit for BBC, tighter the better the stretch.

>microcock

god tier

fake.


nice try. 1/10

black dicks are not that small

That sure is a big turd for such a little girl.

>I don't care if my Snicker is "average sized"

I giggled.

Nice meme

We are everywhere.

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Veeky Forums is the melting pot of fourchan.

That's why it's shit.

Sauce?

It's literally like three bites, you fucking faggot. How do people like you even exist?

>its a white guy tries to be funny by acting black episode
never seizes to make me cringe

Ah fuck SHIT hurts my FUCKING HANDS but the pain is worth it.

You fat piece of shit.

Gold.

>i cringe at everything

He's just being retarded, it's delirious humor

>people still don't know how to properly eat toblerone

Same. For some reason as a kid I avoided them because I thought they'd be like a bit o' honey or some other shit tier old person candy bar like that, then I had one and my life was changed.

It's the first thing I instinctively did when I bought one.

Does pocky sticks count? If so chocolate almond crush makes me so wet

It's got those ridges so you know how much is left to shove up your feckin ass

>being this much of a newfag

That is an uncomfortably veiny snickers

Who is this jizz wizard?

Toblerone or A Whatchamacallit

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I only eat 99% dark chocolate m'lady, anything lower is for children

>One weird trick the junk food industry doesn't want you to know!
>Grow your bar 4 inches in 4 weeks!
>"Women scream when they see the size of my snickers."
kek

I do not believe anyone else enjoys this bar other than me.