Why would people eat such such a disgusting greasy pizza like this. Chicago pizza is more than just nasty and overrated...

ègo èza

'go 'za threads are even funnier because of butthurt 'go citizens like keep it up

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Why are people so fucking butthurt about Chicago pizza that they insist on shitposting about it nonstop? There are people in this world uncivilized enough to eat animal testicles and this is what triggers people?

A brief history of the 'za meme:
>2005-2013: shitcago vs ny pizza threads started by shitcagoans with a chip on their shoulder about a city that actually matters, occasional success, mostly the threads go away except when bumped out of desperation
>2013-2015: a Veeky Forums in rapid decline, /pol/ leaks onto every board, new mods everywhere, moot leaves
>late 2015: a shitcagoan gets into an argument with a coastie, gets butthurt, demands that the mods delete the coastie things that upset him, nothing happens
>late 2015-2016: a prolonged temper tantrum as the shitcagoan posts tranny porn, tomato soup cans, and all manner of shitposting to "ironically" show how he's right and everyone else is wrong
I hope this was helpful

>'Go 'Za is chicago pizza abbreviated
FUCK IT TOOK ME MONTHS TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THAT SHIT MEANT

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lol you faggot cunt

Missed the thread yesterday.

This. Thin crust is where it's at.

Man
I'd eat the shit out of that monstrosity

>months

fucking lying newfag

agreed

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anyone here /detroitpizza/?

I had a pretty good kek when I saw the OP

buddys, cloverleaf, etc. detroit style is fantastic

I don't judge a 'za by it's cover. I've had 'Troit Style, NYC Style, 'Go Style and everything in between and honestly, I can't say I prefer one over another.

THERE AINT NO 'ZA LIKE 'TRIOT 'ZA

never had buddys but ive had shields

Looks like a good 'go 'za

and?

what is that

All of this 'go 'za meming has made me really want to try to make a 'go 'za at home.

Makes me proud to be American

Hourly yuropoor obsession thread

AYYYYY

OHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

>implying that's detroit pizza

where's the gun?

>oh look
>it's yet another meta shitposting thread where an American starts a "Why do Americans" thread making people believe he is from Europe

American Veeky Forums is the worst by fat.

We eat this in México

It was most certainly faggy, but thank you

>he says while posting a jack webm

HOLY SHIT, NO PIZZA BONES TO BE SEEN.

>no sauce
>just bread
>tfw Chicago made the best pizza ever and your blood pressure is unhealthily high from all the global tears

No one should, because the best deep dish is found just over 2 hours south of chicago

Just do the dough right and don't put a lot of greasy toppings so it won't be greasy.

its buddys which is basically the definition of detroit pizza

i nice pie

I think its from the popular Veeky Forums meme 'GO 'ZA. Its taking the nation by storm. All I hear on the streets is 'go 'za this and 'go 'za that. I can only think that they're talking pie.
I still prefer thin crusted pizza ready in four minutes in a wood fired oven

I'm not a robot

> the popular Veeky Forums meme

I hope someone kicks your teeth in.

I didn't come up with it, nor do I talk about it.
Its not my fault!

>picturing some NYcuck sputtering this in their garbage "ayy yo" accent while masturbating over pop culture references to "big paulie's cuck shack on 34th and broadway" like the rest of us give a shit
>suddenly remembering 2 skyscrapers full of NYcucks literally going down in flames
>mfw

NYC Pizza, not 'YC 'ZA

U DUN GOOFED

>the popular reddit meme which they took from The Daily Show that retards use here

All pizza is good except St. Louis Style.

It's the Cincinnati Chili of Pizza

>Cincinnati Chili

Hold the phone. No one talks bad about Cinci chili. Are you mad?

Pokémon 'go 'za

You mean, 'nati 'li?

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