Hi,
I fell asleep making a pizza in the gas oven.
I only have bread sandwiches left and i'm not eating those again for the billionth time this month.
I'm so hungry. Is this fixable/edible - I mean it's all the same ingredient stuffs just cooked in the pizaa? It won't killl me?
Like cold milk or warm milk is the same etc.
If you google image this, it thinks it's a chocolate brownie.... so no, bread sandwiches it's.
It'll definitely filter your bowels like an air purifier.
>be me
>get drunk as fuck
>get hungry
>put pizza in oven
>forget about it and pass out
>smoke detectors start going off
>pizza looks like op pic
>eat half of it anyway
>next morning feel like shit and have charcoal burps
And thats why i cant cook anything with charcoal anymore
Just kill yourself to make it easier on everyone
>>be me
What did you mean by this?
>is this fixable/edible
If you have to ask, then it doesn't matter.
Chow down! Should taste extra toasty! Enjoy the stomach cancer. :^)
>I fell asleep making a pizza in the gas oven.
Perhaps you have a gas leak.
Are you unable to get anything else because you are broke?
I am sure you can afford/already own some ramen. Just grab that freezer burnt to fuck chicken breast in your freezer, rob the local community garden of a single onion, throw in a dash of whatever hot sauce is glued by spilt milk to the shelf of your fridge door, and wa la!
Hell you could even snip a few greens from a beet plant while you are at it and call yourself ironchef drunkass.
Ur gonna have to reverse the heat effects with cold do u have anywhere nearby that sells dry ice?
take a bite, it won't hurt to try
>Enjoy the stomach cancer.
>white people
I prefer liquid nitrogen. It is colder and dissolved carbon dioxide actually lowers the pH as it forms carbonic acid, this can change flavors drastically.
Char = cancer
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You can leave it out to absorb odors from the air, or grind it up and use it as an antidote to food poisoning/absorbing shit that shouldn't be in your stomach, but eat it? No. Go outside and pluck some herbs from a safe place and also go dumpster diving if you're so hungry; places throw out perfectly good food at night.
op getting them sweet charcoal gains
Looks good, try putting it on some ice cream
love me some chemistry, but holding back so i dont get all preachy and teachy
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That pizza will come back and gas you and all Jews, the Bible says an eye for an eye. Pizza is gonna fuck you up, kek
>buy alcohol
>buy food that is quick and easy to prepare
>I get really hungry when I'm wasted and ready to pass out
>drink all of the booze and decide it's time to eat
>put pizza in oven
>turn dial to 6 hours because it's really easy to overshoot
>pass out in front of PC
>wake up at 8AM with oven screaming like a fucking jew in auschwitz
>take out OP's pic
After that I stopped drinking alone
how did your fire alarm not go off?
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you should really make sure you have food before you spend all you money on alcohol, user. Not judging, I've been there.
bi bewfriend
burk bore before bosting
Might as well eat a charcoal.
>and wa la!
Kys.