I've watched a few episodes of his series "Good Eats" and I have to say that I like him. I like the style of the show, I like his humor and his recipes are not only looking great but he also gives quite useful information about some of the chemistry happening while cooking.
I hope you get banned from this board. So tired of the shit posting.
Jordan Peterson
He looks like a nigger, you look like a nigger, and I wonder how much are you being paid to advertise this african dindu gentleape.
Nicholas Sanders
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Hudson Nelson
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James Rivera
i met him once. nice fella. the celebrity face of food science. Great guy. pic related
Nathan Hill
Would fuck the bitch in the right. Cum all over her cute face. I wonder how many men she had sex with, how many times she let her anus be pounded by niggers with pickaxes for dicks. Jeez she's such a whore, if I were you I wouldn't even touch her, she got the AIDS from being pounded by niggers all day. If you ever eat ramen made by her you'll die of herpes she got from niggers that time she let 17 guys fuck her in the anus.
Xavier Smith
Is that like a Home Depot for food? Holy crap that warehouse looks huge.
Dominic Ortiz
Jesus you are such a virgin user, kill yourself JEJ
Easton Allen
I did fuck her. It was great. She's a super conservative small town white girl who doesnt like niggers. Great girl, but I traded her in for a chick with big tits who smoked weed. Bad decision.
Connor Rogers
No you didn't
John Roberts
oh, thanks for that, dick. I wore heelys to class every day in college and i still guarantee i got more pussy than you.
Cooper Green
>I did fuck her yeah right
Michael Miller
not sure why he's a meme here. I still watch good eats as background noise when I eat. it's comfy.
Bentley Carter
you're right guys. I'm totally lying. Ive never had sex before. It took me so much courage to stop hovering my hand for that pic.
Leo Robinson
Why are you trying for the Weird Al look?
Chase Wilson
its an unforseen consequence of having jewish ancestors. Honestly, if I saw myself and somebody told me that guy actually gets laid i wouldnt believe it either. This was like 10 fucking years ago when i was in college and girls actually thought I had potential to not be a failure.
Jaxson Powell
I love Alton Brown. I grew up watching Good Eats at dinner every night so I have seen pretty much every episode and it taught me a lot about the science of cooking and I think developed the love of cooking that I have today. If you are interested he also made a podcast for a short while called the Alton Browncast as well as was the host for Iron Chef America.
Jordan Wilson
>he's jewish >a virgin jewish Just kill yourself senpai.
Blacks are not allowed in the internet, fuck off.
Adrian Ward
I've only used his recipes online, and this is the first time I've ever seen his picture. For some reason, I thought he was black.
Logan Johnson
She digs the "Carrot Top with poor vision" look huh?
Justin Jackson
He's the Bill Nye of cooking
Ryan Wilson
Summer Lovin'
Evan Gonzalez
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Cameron Adams
WOOOOW SO FUNNEH XDDD BEST COOK EVA XDDD
Dylan Cox
She went for me because I'm spontaneous and fun, and at the time I had a fresh inheritance from my rich grandpa. Nice car, nice clothes, lived in a big house on the river, about to graduate college. Randomly scooping her up for a drive across the country to meet alton brown is a good way to bag a food science chick. You dont have to be good looking to get girls.
Granted, nowadays there is no way she'd fuck me. She wont even friend me on facebook anymore, but the city i grew up in the girls have WAY low standards. Like all your teeth and a job will get you prime pussy where Im from
Jonathan Wood
BTFO
Carson Brooks
>I got more pussy than you
Jacob Price
>this much damage control and self consciousness >not just disappearing when you were outed as autistic virgin poster child
wonder what kind of gun you'll use
Angel Harris
Tampon stew recipe?
Adam Long
>at least you tried I wasn't going to say shit or even reply to any posts until jackass decides to post my face. We could have just had a nice thread about alton brown but instead im getting blasted by butthurt virgins who think you have to be chad to get girls
William Lewis
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Caleb Torres
ya right.. Bill bye is an actual scientist and brown is just a shit actor
Bentley Green
Watched the link.
8.5/10 Bretty good.
David Taylor
Used to watch him when I was younger. I like him
Andrew Ward
I like him!
Luis Jones
>For some reason, I thought he was black.
It's the last name, isn't it?
Kayden Wood
Just a guy who's gotten lucky enough to ascend food personality hierarchy at the Food Network. He's a decent vessel for what their trying to show or teach, but he doesn't have any real food or science background.
If I was ever on Cutthroat Kitchen and the show wasn't alarmingly fake, I feel like I'd talk shit to him about Good Eats and Iron Chef America.
Jaxon Foster
alton is basically the bill nye of food.
hes got a charming personality that makes learning fun.
Andrew Smith
I'd say at this point, he has a pretty solid "food background." Listening to him do off the cuff interviews and answering questions on the spot, he seems to know and understand more about food than any average chef.
Ethan Gutierrez
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Carter Miller
>No hover hand I'm proud of you, son
Ryan Sullivan
I think he's an act without actual interest in cooking I think he has his team do all his research and type it up so he can read it to the camera I think his show is okay for kids, the same way Bill Nye is. The skits are dumb and the humor is cringey. I also bet he makes out with other men but is afraid to go further.
Carson Price
Bill Nye is not an actual scientist.
Jayden Morgan
I watched some show of his on the Food Network for the first time in my life, and witnessed some bizarre spectacle of retarded tattooed Millennial wannabe foodies flailing around in some breathtakingly stupid rap competition trying to make food.
Are you stunted Mongoloids the enablers of this type of entertainment?
Seeing this shit, I want to see ISIS put a sword the necks of you appalling faggots.
Nolan Thomas
Fuck off neck beard alton brown is informative and great. Just a great man.
Suck on a bag of donkey digs.
Jace Cooper
>Just came across this guy: Alton Brown W-welcome to Veeky Forums.
I don't like this guy and never gave Good Eats much of a chance.
They stuff he does now on the Food Network is abysmal. Cutthroat Kitchen is on of the worst shows on TV, I have no idea who watches it and how it wasn't cancelled.
Dylan Gray
>Just came across this guy: Alton Brown I knew someone would have eventually. He's so deep in the closet, he's been bummed by Mr. Tumnus. Hyper-Christians always are.
Jackson Mitchell
His cookie recipe ("the thin") is the best I've ever made.
Aiden Walker
Costco, user. Shit's great. You buy all your food in bulk.
Joshua Long
his presentatin is maybe interesting to middle schoolers, but i dont care for it
Colton Reed
>Watch Good Eats on Netflix >Watch a little bit of Iron Chef >Never watch normal TV >At In-laws house >Put on TV, find Alton Brown's cook show >Cutthroat Kitchen >Turn on to find a man in a violently rocking speedboat holding a 35lb music system on his shoulder trying to shallow-fry a fish >Wtf am I watching?
Ryan Howard
cut throat kitchen is shitty 'action' cooking to pander to people with a lack of attention span. good eats is what he's known for.
Aiden Stewart
>This is what the once proud Anton Brown presents.
Isaiah Mitchell
>Why don't we make the reasonably competent chef balance a giant fucking bowl of cereal on his head while cooking? >Brilliant
Blake Clark
Oh my Costco doesn't have a wine section unfortunately.
Tyler Green
Grats on the best image related that there has ever been.
Adam Ross
He's ok but the schtick gets old.
While he does cover some real technique and food science, I think it's best watched more for entertainment value. A lot of his improvised kitchen gadgets while neat arn't overly practical.
David Russell
How'd you do that
Adrian Jackson
did you kill Bart yet or are you still after him?
Evan Hughes
>my Costco doesn't have a wine section
U T A H T A H
Eli Fisher
People like this are why I'm paranoid when walking alone at night
Adam Green
RIP
Austin Taylor
dont worry internet trolls stay inside and avoid irl confrontation.
Jacob Collins
Millennials deserve to be put to death.
Juan Clark
"Always cross the street when a nigger is walking towards you at night."
Wise words
Carson Adams
>implying it isnt the same old fucks at food network that came up with chopped and saw that was making more money than anything else
Angel Anderson
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Jacob Collins
top fucking kek
Oliver James
heeheh
Dominic Cox
Good Eats is the thing worth talking about with this guy. I have to say that it is a good show-- spans a lot of topics with fairly deep analysis. Unfortunately, Alton bombards you with the science, makes you watch gruesomely awkward skits, and is overall way too opinionated.
Isaiah Taylor
You think this show was developed and designed by millenials? C'mon kot, don't be naive.
Cooper Foster
>What do you think about him?
never heard of him. looks like a faggot with that parsley in his pocket.
Landon Adams
>What do you think about him? Most people enjoyed Alton until Alton 2.0 personality change. He got weird around the last half of that season he dropped a lot of weight, and rumors flew about cancer, AIDS or something like that. Then, in answer to that, he did an episode where he took pieces of modern nutritional science and come up with this ODD DIET where he extolled the virtues of canned fish and other crap contrary to taste.
Then, he started wearing bow ties, tweed and some other clothing (and accent) he stole from William F. Buckley Jr, and narrated a few "reality show' level productions and got away from the self-produced funky camera angle stuff that excited 50% of his fanbase (film and production geeks, if not apple geeks). Anyway, he changed. He almost seems like someone that had quadruple bypass. Dave Letterman got weirder around that time too, starting kind of badmouthing guests right to their face and devil-may-care attitude. I think Alton might even be closeted. He just got weird and pretentious. Don't get me wrong, I like a good expert and don't at all consider that pretention, but sudden Project Runway fashion sense and funky round frame horn rims? Doesn't fit a straight married protestant southerner who cooks like the practical tropical shirts did.
Alexander Miller
>alton >married He's divorced. Likely because he has AIDS from being fag. Motherfucker closeted as all fuck. He sat the Pevensies, for fuck's sake, and had tea with the witch queen.
Owen Allen
Ahh, I didn't know about the divorce, but you could detect a shithead kind of attitude from him in the past few years. I guess my gaydar was right.
Bobby Flay always had that rude attitude. Do you remember Flays early shows? When he was rude to Jack McDavid in the grillin' show, or how he had to have a buffer to interact with people, in comedienne Jacqui Malouf, who soothed his harsh answers to questions or simply translated them for his thick rude misunderstandings in Hot off the Grill, as he cooked in a kitchen with couch-seated "guests" like at his house? Ohhh, it was painful. His divorce makes sense (plus he's a cheater).
Justin Cook
>closeted
>closeted From wiki:
Brown said in a December 2014 interview in Time that he "could no longer abide the Southern Baptist Convention's indoctrination of children and its anti-gay stance" adding that he's now "searching for a new belief system."
Jose Torres
>now "searching for a new belief system."
I always wondered about this sort of behavior. If you realize that your current religion (or whatever else you want to call a "belief system) is broken, then why does it have to be replaced by something else? Can't one just let it go without having to find a new one?
Zachary Sullivan
Believing in nothing is in itself a system of belief.
Austin Campbell
Some people enjoy the sense of community and ritual of organized religion but might disagree about certain points. Usually it's moving from one Christian denomination to another.
Thomas Roberts
I knew about his divorce but not that he had left the church. Very interesting considering he was always very much a southern boy - him liking guns and christian values was one of the reasons Veeky Forums was always so butthurt about him
I dunno, I don't get a gay vibe from him. Could simply be a midlife crisis.
I remember his live and let diet episode. IDK, aside from having a smoothie for a meal I didn't think it was that bad. tinned fish IS healthy. if you can find a good brand that doesn't taste like ass it makes a great healthy protien. i've always been fascinated with the idea of eating tiny fish whole like little frenchfries though.
John Gonzalez
People who believe will always believe just as people who don't never will. It's completely pointless for believers and nonbelievers to ever discuss belief with one another in hopes of converting or convincing one the other is right.
If a believer lapses in his or her faith, they will generally either gloss over it or find new faith. They never give up on belief. It just doesn't happen.
Look at Tom Cruise. He was a very, very devout Catholic, but had a lapse for whatever reason. He even entered seminary (knowing the closeted homo, it was probably more like semenary) and aspired to be a priest. Now, he's the mouthpiece for Scientology with just as much fervor now as he had for Catholicism then.
Adam Carter
>this is what believers actually believe And having nothing is having something after all, too!
Jason Perez
I disagree. There's a difference between: "I don't have a belief system" and "I believe there is nothing out there"
It's the difference between atheism and agnosticism.
Dylan Ross
>Look at Tom Cruise
Why? Given how much money Scientology is likely paying him to be their famous celeb spokesperson calls into question whether or not he actually believes it, or if he's just doing it for the money.
Angel Gutierrez
I've been binging the hell out of Good Eats. Aside from his big gimmick episodes like the ones about butter and meat pies, they're fun to watch.
Fuck Cutthroat Kitchen though. That shit is just retarded as hell.
John Sanders
Feasting on Asphault and Feasting on Waves were also decent travel food mini-series. But yeah, all his reality cooking stuff is just shit. But I blame that more on Cooking Network, since Brown doesn't write these shows, just mouthpieces for them.
He also had a live show for a little while that travelled around, it was basically food science fun for adults.
Lincoln Brown
Yeah it means you have nothing to lose :P
Lincoln Richardson
Freedoms just another word for nothing left to lose.
Dominic Robinson
>more like semenary
Jonathan Green
'tology ain't payin' him jackmotherfuckinshit, nigger.
If anything, he's paying them, cuz that's how the whole thing works.
Sebastian Nelson
>I was a rich virgin jewfro neckbeard in college >Met this girl who said she's studying food science >So I grabbed this chick and told her "hey we're driving halfway across the country in my Audi to meet Alton Brown at a Costco" >She took one look at my Old Navy brand t-shirt and got so wet the president declared her pussy a category 3 hurricane >I got so much road head on the drive across the country my cock smelled like pink lip gloss for a week >Met Alton Brown and we double teamed her in the Costco parking lot >Dumped that bitch, me and Big Brown went cruising for pussy in Vegas that night >Years later she won't talk to me >Joke's on her I have all my teeth still