Fictional foods you'd want to try IRL

You're up shitcreek without a paddle Rick, you better watch yourself.

This entire fucking game's menu man. Can't wait for the sequel.

I'd eat monkfish if it was real

they are real...

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also any kind of elf-bread. doesn't really matter what series/author, the elves always have some kind of magically delicious bread that tastes like happiness and feeds you for a week of hard travelling

Probably needs a roux and pureed carrot

FOUND YAH! I've been missing this pic. I have the other. But this one.... Thanks anoonymoose

Thats like 100 bucks a plate of ingrediants at least

I wanted to try the ziggy piggy ever since watching Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

I'd like to understand how they made the ketchup stretch.

Just google "Dragon's Crown food", you bloody dangus.

They are real, but they aren't pretty. Their meat is often filled with parasitic worms too. Would not heal 18 irl.

Wall meat, without a doubt.

Let's all be honest... a krabby patty.

not a good idea after Fukushima

eaugh

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I have thought of this subject a few times over the years, but for the life of me cannot think of an answer right now so I will just list the first fictional food item that comes to mind which is the Maximum tomato from the Kirby universe.

typically I don't like tomatoes but I imagine the Maximum tomato has that subtle sweetness that can only be found in really fresh, and ripe vegetables. maybe a maximum tomato soup with some nice crisp bread to dip in it.

I will post more if I remember some of my good answers

The liver on the other hand...it is a Japanese delicacy. Tail is similar to lobsters

No Bacon bullshit sandwich

this.

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Manna from heaven

Obligatory

They look really satisfying to bite into, but I don't think I've heard of dumplings as squishy in real life.

FUCK YEAH CSD IS THE SHIT!!!

Space Dandy extradimensional ramen.

>thank you

Stop being a faggot.

I would drink that ...to death.

I would eat one of Randy's double bacon cheeseburgers.

youtube.com/watch?v=s0k27yqZIHc

I imagine it would taste the same as Moa.

I was an extraordinarily stupid child. I always thought that giant rib was a speaker for listening to the drive-in movie. I have no idea how I got that idea.

I've unironically considered eating Neo Kobe pizza.

>implying this doesn't look delicious

All the Star Wars fruits. That stuff Rey was eating also looked pretty tasty.

kek

i'd eat Rey's tasty tasty, if u know what I mean

:^)

I swear to god i thought the same thing untill now..

>hes never tried slice ketchup
pleb

Oh shit, I always wanted to eat those

Theres a lot of food on Ed Edd & Eddy now that I think about it

I've always been wanting to try Chunky Puffs myself familia, though I wonder how they'll taste? Granted I'm sure it'd be the same as Trix, or maybe Crunch Berries.

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what kind of books have you been reading? elf bread is always shit, no taste bread that you eat as a last resort for "at least im not starving" food

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id rather fuck that bird desu

youtube.com/watch?v=pL4OvOSMlyY

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check'd and kek'd

I've always wanted to try the jelly that the dude from the fictional movie "The Pianist" was eating

Indyyyyyyyyy!

Louie makes anything from Pikmin sound really damn good.

can this be possible? maybe you can just plug the watermelon with food coloring.

i've tried it before. think i used the wrong pizza and soup because it was quite disappointing

Every now and then I'll watch an anime and they'll usually draw someone eating like, a chicken or something but it'll be like Jelly? Like whatever that shit is from the beginning of Spirited Away the dad eats WHAT IS THAT SHIT

nah, the most expensive things are the ham and the truffle, if you're buying the whole ham then yeah it's expensive, but 2oz is like $25, and a single truffle is around $40-$50, everything else is wild cheap to make

Dood that's just a chicken sandwich.

Those extinct animals that old archeologists used to make up by putting random bones together.
H.P. Lovecraft creations and any ancient mythological animals. I would probably eat a dragon.
Ancient animals from every prehistoric era.
Most Runescape, WoW, and other MMORPG's beasts and creatures.

Fuck yeah, Lembas bread yo

Not fictional, but the extinct plant Silphium

The ancient Greeks considered it one of the essential spices every cook should have. The had medicinal properties and was believed to have been used to induce abortions.

It was in such huge demand that it was driven to extinction by the time of Nero.

>the whole kids next door slamwich episode

If only real life bugs looked this delicious.

Seriously, that game's fucking recipes and tips all sounded amazing

Yum yum, eat your beetles

RIP

Jill Sandwich
youtube.com/watch?v=vtTfptkUgj0

You should read up about the Kirby Cafe

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DAMMIT RANDY I SAID HALF AND HALF NOT ONE THIRD

A lot of the stuff in there is made from monster you fight, E.G. archdemon heart, harpy eggs, dragon tail, etc.

whats this from?

Reverse search.

ohhhh shit was about to post that me too

My man, awesome stuff
>I would totally eat Chef's chocolate salty balls

Walaaaah, but I get called a faggot when I didn't even ask for the recipe.... cruel bastards

Fag.

While there's no definitive Earthly recipe for a PGGB, there are a number of good attempts.
en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Bartending/Cocktails/Pan_Galactic_Gargle_Blaster

eater.com/2015/10/21/9522151/pan-galactic-gargle-blaster-recipes-geek-bars

You deserve to be called a faggot, but not for asking for a recipe (or not, whatever).

>Walaaaah

It's violà, a french word meaning "see there."

Faggot.

Cream together equal amounts of butter and sugar.

Add two egg yolks and just enough cornmeal to make it into a kind of hush puppy

shape into tiny balls, bake at 250 until golden brown rotating the balls every now and then, or fry them being sure to drain thouroughly.

Serve cold with milk.

I'm talking out my ass with this but I will try to make them eventually.

Patrician coming through.

Not so appetising if you can taste boar taint.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viola_(disambiguation)

>Huh?

I win, admit your loss, user - and cease your bad attitude while your at it.

Woah, I thought that too

Those are real fruits dude

It's just Carrot bisque. Look up how to make it you dummy