You have to choose one or the other...
>the pizza is as well done as you like and has whatever toppings you prefer
>the girl lasts from dusk until dawn on a night of your choosing and is into whatever you're into.
The girl or the pizza?
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i can buy as many pizzas as i want so ill go with the girl
wtf kind of what if is this? unless you are 100% gay you are taking the girl.
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I am 100% gay. I like pizza.
What the FUCK is that?
Nice tits
A Korean girl
If the girl is fat like that I take the pizza
THIS.
>Hurrr but she has big tits who cares she is fat??
Do we have to take the girl in your pic or another girl?
Lolwat, she's not fat just her tits are. And that dead-eyed expression she gives in every pic...exquisite
Can you not see her massive fuck off belly you blind idiot?
The girl
That pizza looks like shite
I will have Charisse, her pancakes, her hugs and sloppy wobbly kisses.
God I'd love to rape that spacker and watch her try and fight me off
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do you mean the wrinkles in her dress caused by standing with one leg bent? have you never seen this girls pics before? she's not fat
No I mean the curvature you can clearly see on her belly
how's your summer vacation going? make sure to do your dinner reading list do you can be ready for your first day of high school!
Hello R*ddit.
The sad thing is I'm a 32 year old wizard
you clearly have never seen this chick's pics before
Show me more then you chubby chaser
>current$year
>not knowing how to reverse image search
come on newfriend, it's like you're not even trying
desu in America we would call her slim
>not knowing who emily is
tsk tsk tsk
....what pizza?
low test virgin
deanna troi?
i would take 'go 'za over them both
she's fat but that crust won't be gluten free so i'd pick the girl and make her clean my house starting with the toilet.
she's THIQQ you low test cucks
I would get some 'go 'za
Survival. The girl will last longer and provide the most nourishment. But you can eat pizza cold yo can't eat raw meat and preserving would be a fucking bitch.
How is this even a choice? I can get delicious pizza pretty much whenever I want. I can not get an attractive big titty chick to have sex with me though.
kek
I take the girl and force her to cook pizzas nonstop from dusk until dawn.
I'm capable of making my own pizzas.
I'll take the girl. I'm into pimping her out and her giving me 100% of the income.
>he girl lasts from dusk until dawn on a night of your choosing and is into whatever you're into
I can think of many things to do with the girl for a full night if she's up for anything and still have plenty of time for her to go make me a pizza during a break.
If i choose the pizza can i eat it by myself while sitting across from the girl so she knows I chose the pizza over her?
>skinny arms
>round belly
in what world is that THICC fucking millenials baka
I'll take the girl because that pizza looks like ass.
Huh?
Pizza looks like some burnt bread with tomato sauce slathered on it. You can always teach the girl how to make a better pizza
Easiest choice ever. The girl. I'd love nothing more than a chance to slap around EHB's fat tits...
The girl.
I'm into getting her pregnant.
The girl. The pizza look like shit, t b h.
the tits
the girl
The girl, as long as it's not that fat bitch
Obviously the girl. Her tits are ridiculous.
The pizza, though I'd prefer a nice handsome homo guy over both.
I'd flip a coin to decide and share whatever I get with seven of my best mates. Party tiem!
can the girl be a big burly man that makes me feel safe?