Jack containment thread

>Food
Yes
>Cooking
Yes
>On television
No

he's on local news channels and that one sharltank episode

you only know about him because of these things, he is /tv/
Gordon Ramsay and Alton Brown?
Well obviously you'd talk about them if they weren't television stars

I see your Mom on Chaturbate, but that doesn't mean she belongs to /gif/. She's more a /b/ women IMO.

snort, you're so funny with your references to board culture
don't forget to report this thread for being outside of your comfort zone

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FRESH

BIG BOY BITE

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My favorite King dish
youtube.com/watch?v=MrcW5rqFUn0

I enjoy the lazy man meals but Im just learning to into /bigboybites/

I could get all my friends and family to vote for me like everyone else, but no... no I want a fair competition

he's actually a bad person pretending to be righteous

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Juicy™

i love the asshurt on his face as he talks about not caring and its all in fun

downwithjackscalfani.wordpress.com/

The Australian autist Jack hate blog.

youtube.com/watch?v=UHStuZb6u3w

I bet Jacks favorite fruit are chokecherries.

his son loves those

Jack is tired of everyone's shit and gets ripped. What do you do?

Does his wife's son love them too?

omg amazing

Inject him with botulism

>Bait him.
>Comment his videos telling him how much we liked his pizza reviews vids.
>Attention seeking Jack does one more pizza review.
>He gets addicted again.
>He morphs back to his boulder stage.

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>that burnt ass brisket
>thinking chilies in adobo are some kind of exotic secret weapon no one has heard of or used a trillion times before
>the excuses
>the butthurt

fucking guy

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>top level ingredients

JUICY
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youtube.com/watch?v=v_CnVFFMpYc

Top level ingredients? Everything aside from the 1 year old frozen brisket was canned.

it's all name brand though
look I'm not jack fan either, but it's a safe bet that a bunch of TN hayseeds have plebeian palettes

What separates Jack from other chefs is his attention to detail.

I'm not saying the people he was serving care about the quality of the ingredients but nothing he used can be considered "top level".

That's some pretty fly omelet

Who's in the mood for some pulled pork?

fucking hysterical

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Damn that was good, this is Ja/ck/ core

what's that reaction from?

ahahahaha

great stuff

I have no idea, I've seen it used in efukt videos too though.

REALLY?? hahaha

It sort of looks like Tom Baker as Dr Who

Jack actually bragged about attempting to strangle a child to death for shoving his wife? How is he not in prison?

youtube.com/watch?v=UhHhXukovMU

fuck this guy! he cant cook ANYTHING! every shit that he does is always wrong and stupid! fuck him!

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what the fuck is wrong with him

and why wouldn't he edit this out

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!? AND WHY THE FUCK HE TAKES THE FORK AS HE IS SHOWING SOME EXELENT DISH!! FUCK THAT IDIOT FATASS!!! I HATE HIM!!!!! I HAAAATEE HIIIIM!!!!!!!!

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jeez calm down you little bitch

Great video

I feel very bad for the person he's talking to. Why he feels the need to impose his shitty personality and awkward presence on real people is quite rude. He should just kill himself desu and get closer to his shitty god he barely even believes in.

sauce on dis?

i miss so much jack oc because of the stupikd /c/ jannies!

All about steak

one of the few videos where Jack talks to experts and creates something of slight value

oh shit, an old one

Thats some prime autistic dedication. In a funny way

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The intro gave me cancer.

has he ever made anything edible?