Guys what does it feel like? Please tell me I've tried everything to recreate it

Guys what does it feel like? Please tell me I've tried everything to recreate it.
Sponges in cup with latex glove
Towel wrapped around latex glove
Cutting hole in stuffed animals
Vaccum cleaner
Microwaved bananas

Please guys I'm seriously desperate to know. Is it the best feeling ever?

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what is "it" ?

Microwave a cantaloupe brah

its less about the dick feeling (although that's nice, hard to describe ore recreate though) and more about the feeling of a girl right up next to you, your skin touching all over her, kissing her neck, feeling her breath, her hair, hearing her sounds

Yes

No

That's fuckin' gay

"it" as In the vaginal walls you brainlet

what part of your post is even vaguely related to business? why post this on the business and finance board?

it doesn't feel like anything. like a ziplock bag filled with warm lube. it's a total disappointment and women are very terrible people.

weed is nice. but to hear potheads talk about it you would think it was the most amazing thing ever. to see movies about weed you would think you're about to trip balls. but after you've smoked weed a few times and enjoyed it, you're also aware that weed isn't even that awesome and people blow things out of proportion.

>Microwaved bananas
hahaha.....

It feels like the inside of your cheek. Saged and reported.

It feels amazing.
Best feeling is when you wake up horny with a rock hard boner, and you make her horny while waking up. Love it when that dick slides inside her wet pussy immiediatly in the monring,

But sex is nothing without love.
without love it will just be the same as a good masturbation session.

the vagina is like that. it's just a subtle feel, you can barely feel anything. and people talk about it like its the most awesome thing ever as some kind of heterosexual virtue signalling about how cool they are that they have sex.

Sex with women IS gay, bro. Welcome to real life.

>vaginal walls
hahahaha lololololololol

I know that feel

different vaginas feel different

some feel like hot tight velvet (the best)
some feel weird an sinewy
some feel wet and loose
some feel like sandpaper

doing big cums feels good though man

never used one, but the reviews on fleshlights seem to make it sound very similar.

this this this this. It doesn't even have to be 'love' the two people have to connect on some level or else jacking your dick is going to give you a better orgasm and more satisfaction.

Yeah, do you like that morning breathe as well?

Its wet warm and slippery

buy an onahole jesus christ

Used to be brainlet. Had sex. Got married. Had kid.

Seriously, buy as hooker.

Nothing compares to pussy. Evolution specifically engineered a vagina to pleasure your dick. Microwaving a cantaloupe isn't going to hold a candle to a million fucking years of evolution.

Pussy feels amazing. Its even better knowing a cute girl is cumming off the feel of your dick inside her

that's right ladies, you're stupid fucking vaginas barely feel like anything. like a wet plastic bag. and your personalites are fake as fuck, you're boring. you are shit, all 3 and a half billion of you can fuck off

it's unbelievably soft, warm and wet. hard to describe it beyond that. and yeah it's 100% one of the best feelings ever, and I've done most drugs.

You're not missing anything, take the wizard powers.

Calm down there Rambo

blowjob is superior bruh, most pussy is like a train going thru an ocean

its really really wet can hardly feel anything cause its like putting your dick inside of a pool of water. also the way its positioned its hard to tell if your inside of a butthole or not.

not if you have a big dick. fucking teeth on dick makes my boner go soft. meanwhile I love to stretch that pussy out

OP, please improve yourself and don't miss out on this

shut the fuck up
it's not even remotely that good

spotted the faggot

>why post this on the business and finance board?

Fucking eternal September. The cancer never ceases to spread. If there was a more active Veeky Forums on other boards I'd be there.

>can hardly feel anything cause its like putting your dick inside of a pool of water
that's the only accurate description itt

just stick your dick in a bowl of warm water op. there you go

Making love with someone you love is the best feeling ever, during this moment only the two of you exists in the world. You become something, you are worth something for someone, you bring someone pleasure and comfort, you exist. A man without a women is just a robot, made of hard steel.

for the full effect imagine the bowl of water has a really boring personality and it keeps trying to mindfuck you and start arguments and you're just sick and tired of its bullshit

you're not in love with her, you're in love with the person you're both pretending she is. she's mean, cold, boring, and nasty, like all women. they're shit

>hearing her sounds

Pajeet spotted

Poo in loo faggot

That's exactly what a robot would say

Just buy an onahole my guy. Would recommend the ZXY it's my fav by far feels pretty much like the real thing if you warm it up first.
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Ahahaha holy Fucking shit. Accurate as Fuck. I wish I were a faggot some days. Women are such cunts

Fuck off normie faggot

Nothing can recreate it OP - sorry to say. A hot pussy feels like it has electricity running through it and your dick is the lightning rod

you'll be able to think clearly again a couple months after she dumps you to coldly "trade up" and you might wonder what you ever saw in her in the first place. it's just your hormones tricking you into thinking she's better then she is.

Feels worse than fapping if you're using a condom.

>>a hot pussy feels like a cold glass of beer on a warm day while riding a roller coaster on the moon. it's 100% the most fucking incredible thing ever and basically everything else in life is shit compared to pussy.

fuuuuuuck off

this 100%

>But sex is nothing without love.
>without love it will just be the same as a good masturbation session.
This. Fucking a random slut can be fun but it isn't particularly special, making love to a girl is something else entirely.

Kek

just buy a fleshlight

until you finally figure out what women are and you learn to see through them like glass, realize they literally are all the same, and then all you can do is hate them. and i don't even get off on hate fucking so. i think i'd rather just stop craving sex, it's just terrible. being addicted to women is just awful. it's like craving a drug you don't even enjoy taking.

just pay for a whore/escort

I broke up with her 3 months ago robot friend.

Wtf stop jerking it so much if your dick has that little sensitivity (or you're fucked if you're circumcised)

Best feeling ever?

as far as physical sensation, pleasure and euphoria, not even close. The satisfaction, enjoyment, and fulfillment from sex has less to do with physical pleasure than it does with other mental rewards.

Drugs feel a lot better than sex. Shooting cocaine and heroin together (mainly because of the blow) is the #1 most pleasurable thing a human can feel. on a 1/10 scale if a speedball is a 10 sex is probably like a 3 maybe 4

This 110%
Making love makes me feel soooo happy
Fucking a whore can never replicate that
That care, the love , the affection, the way you pamper her and she returns the favor
I repeat , nothing in this world can replace making love with your gf

Honestly latex glove in sock with rubber bands around the sock and ample lube is better than the real thing. My hand is about equivalent to sex while wearing a condom

>they literally are all the same
t. literal retard

i'm not even kidding. i'm starting to suspect there is only one woman, with 3 and a half billion bodies. a single hivemind creature. i don;t actually think that, but i would not even be surprised. i think women might be the devil

Sex is overrated, I don't hate girls but I realize they are an unnecessary distraction from living a good life. If you can tolerate women and their incessant nagging, emotional "cycles", and constant need for attention in return for sex or companionship... well.... fuck. I know that I can not / do not want to do it though.

get your testosterone levels checked, seriously not even joking bro
I am almost 100% sure you got low T

Everything is described perfectly in these two posts.

thanks for your concern but i drink a glass of warm onion juice every day so i'm sure i'm fine

Yes, is by far the most satisfying and best pleasure I've felt. Ignore the faggots that pretend to be "Unique and different" that have told you it's not. Also, it's not only about the penetration, but about the person and you relationship with her. Anyone who says a different thing is a virgin faggot trying to show off and avoiding been called a "normie".

shrek?

Sounds like you just had sex for the first time last week.

You better slow down on that much onion juice. I take a couple shots every 3 days and i'm fucking jacked.

>Yes, is by far the most satisfying and best pleasure I've felt. Ignore the faggots that pretend to be "Unique and different" that have told you it's not. Also, it's not only about the smoking, but about the strain and you relationship with it. Anyone who says a different thing is a straight edged normie trying to show off and avoiding been called a "pothead"

you remind me of potheads who think weed is the best feeling every by far and live to smoke. weeds ok, but it's really not that fucking incredible.

>Also, it's not only about the penetration, but about the person and you relationship with her
and women are all garbage "people". but i guess that's only a problem if you're capable of noticing

Feels dominant bro
Primal as shit

I think having the potential to fuck a girl is more important than actually fucking a girl. I’m still a virgin at 24 years old. I’m not sad like a lot of virgins because I know that I can fuck one if I wanted. Whenever me and my buddies go to a bar, thots are always touching me and trying to talk to me. I could easily take a bitch homeland fuck her raw, but I don’t wanna. It’s almost like NoFap taken to a new level. Sexual potential energy is powerful as fuck. Instead of wasting your time fucking a thot, use that energy to lift some heavy ass weight. The power you feel the morning after some bar thot is putting herself all over you is a great feeling.

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Actually this. Penetration is my least favorite part.

spotted the incel

fags

>Real answer- Manswers said that veal was the meat/ food that would most closely resemble a pussy in terms of feeling.
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virgins dicklets detected. Corporeal sensations are irrelevant. Dominating her mind and soul is everything

spotted the roastie

Just hire an scort man. Also if you have the money, look for one offering the "girlfriend experience" (usually abbreviated as GFE) you won't regret it. In my country a good GFE scort cost like 300€, but I'm Spanish, if you are American, it may be a lil more money.

>be mid 30's
>totally lost interest in sex

it's strangely liberating

>take hairloss pills
>effectively chemically castrate myself at age 22.

Checked and kek’d. Literal autism. Good thot patrol though.

m8 did they not tell you about the side effects

You started losing hair at 22? Jesus. I’m in my early 20s and my hairline is kinda slanting up around my temples, but nothing so drastic that I’d take a hair loss pill for.

hey retard, you're GENETICALLY ENGINEERED to have sex feel great.

don't be a fucking idiot and compare it to smoking weed.

hey retard, you're "genetically engineered" to be addicted to sex and obsessed with it, but the actual feeling isn't that big a deal

What the fuck just realized I’m on Veeky Forums. Thought I was on Veeky Forums. What the fuck. How have mods not deleted this yet?

thought the same thing, you fuck her, not admire her whole life

Just get a quality of onahole

Like salty bags of sand milk coins

there are no mods on biz

It feels okay.

I don't even think about my dick until she comes, so fun to experiment with movements inside each girl until you find out what they like the most.

If you don't do it already try a DEEP thrust while also pulling her shoulders down towards your dick while she's on top. She might not be able to form complete words for for a while

>Please guys I'm seriously desperate to know. Is it the best feeling ever?
no, either the girls i had where bad at sex or its massively over hyped.

>Veeky Forums - Business & Finance

>Tfw I watched so much porn that I don't get morning wood anymore

>Is it the best feeling ever?
Sober? No, not really. But on acid? You will die after the orgasm and become reborn. Its actually kind of scary but extremely exhilarating.
You guys got btc and monero you know where to cop.

There's like five of these types of threads up right now. Just let it go, these threads pop up on every board regardless of what the board is supposed to be about. It's just a chan thing, it gives the site its charm. I'm glad the mods allow it, these threads always get tons of replies too.

a virgin and a faggot

Look up Setipiprant, currently phase 3 trials, none of the side effects of finasteride.

lol this is me except im just an insecure fuck and I get horny like 1 month of the year

That’s cuz you become possessed by jinn