How do you like your eggs, Veeky Forums?

how do you like your eggs, Veeky Forums?

Smothered in hollandaise and paired with meat

over-easy between two slices of toast

scrambled with toast

Raw.

Scramble with hot sauce

Scrambled very dry

Hard boiled, or over-easy if not eaten on their own.

fertilized, in your mother's uterus

eggy

Lightly baked with a piece of bread

Splash of hot sauce, slow poached.

soft-boiled with a wee bit of salt

scrambled and creamy with some meme-rooster sauce

scrambled in sausage, chorizo, or bacon

over hard

Eggy in the basket, runny yolk

What the hell kind of bread is that.

The halal kind

Light brown and crispy on the outside but soft on the inside

I LIKE MINE WITH A KISS

literally every way possible if it's done well. particularly though, french style omelettes or american style scrambled eggs in a breakfast burrito.