Confess your sins when it comes to food. Isaac Newton confessed his sins, it makes you a fucking genius.
>Put frozen fish sticks above ice trays, fish flakes fall on my ice but I don't give a fuck and just use the ice cubes anyway. >Went to an old burger joint and bit into a burger that had rat shit, I just spat the rat shit out and ate around the burger. >Saw a cook at the same spot pull out old burger patties from a previous day and throw them on the grill >still eat at that place even though I know it's fucken dog shit. >When I was 16 years old, I went dumpster diving behind a mcdonalds and ate some frozen chicken mcnuggets out of the trash >when I was 17 years old, I went to teach a girl how to get free food from the dumpster behind my local grocery store, she was 14 years old. >we got some plain bagels from out of the trash and then i made her suck my dick behind the dumpster >I regularly eat moldy bread, shit that's expired by at least a week. >When I used to be a butcher at my local grocery store, I would piss in the freezer on the old expired meat, my co-workers do this too. >I don't wash my hands when they are dirty with charcoal when I'm bbq'in, I just grab the meat with my bare dirty hands and throw it on the grill. >I once got drunk off Jack Daniels and jacked off in my friend's room while he was dropping off a friend. I told him I jacked off in his room but he never believed me. >I regularly fart while I eat. your turn
Gavin Ross
are you foul bachelor frog
Christian Gray
heh, that's an old meme but it checks out
confess
Christopher Torres
Me and my college Roommate bought a pretty huge 5lb bag of craisins, just because fuck you craisins are good
We kept it in the fridge stupidly, and just ate it by the handful whenever we wanted for about 8 days.
We started to reach the bottom of the bag, and we lifted the bottom layer of craisins up to find a huge, fuzzy green and purplish patch of mold. He threw up in the sink a few times, but I just mentally damaged myself and cant eat craisins without getting that weird taste they had out of the back of my throat.
Eli Thomas
Only when I'm busy. >buy pack of frozen dumplings and frozen peas >cover dumplings with peas in coffee mug >microwave >perfectly cooked There's a part of me that I hate but I don't care usually.
Ayden Johnson
Sounds tasty, not gonna lie. I just love dumplings.
Asher Russell
Ketchup as pasta sauce
Levi Powell
>Get drunk >Go to bed >Wake up lying in a pool of my own vomit >Masturbate and cum on my stomach >Go back to sleep
Benjamin Clark
Huh?
Ayden Ramirez
>caramelized sweet onions >fresh porcini mushrooms >put them both in white trash tattertot casserole
Wyatt Walker
It's pretty good, usually some of the juice from the dumplings leak out and cooks with the peas.
Carter Scott
Is this a new meme?
Kayden Gonzalez
huh?
Joseph Lopez
I use the same knife/spoon when making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I drink straight from the milk/juice/whatever jug.
Ryder Robinson
I've been using the same drinking glass for the past 3 days
Jose Martin
3 days?? Is that bad?
Jace Harris
most nights I make rice/potato dish with a egg cracked over it about a minute or so before its done cooking.
Austin Davis
>Drunk as fuck in beachside town in Vietnam >End up going to a burger joint called "Mad Cow" >lol >Eat burger with egg >sloppy as fuck, end up dropping the meat and lettuce on the floor >Without even thinking, pick it up and put it back on burger >finish >still livin
Not even australian
Aiden Richardson
I almost never use my plates or bowls because I just eat right out of the pot or pan that I cooked my food in
Leo Harris
are you a crust punk
Jordan Perez
mah nigga
Lucas Cox
I piss in the sink while there are unwashed dishes still inside
Jacob Miller
You should be executed
Zachary Parker
Dude you're fucking disgusting
Thomas Martin
yes
Jonathan Reed
oh.... I've been using mine for weeks
Adrian Bennett
>General
Brayden Baker
Huh?
Samuel Lopez
I wash my coffee cup once a week.
James Gonzalez
why was there mold? pls respond
Asher Carter
at the moment im skipping work to get drunk. drinking rum out of my unwashed coffee cups with stains on the sides and tons of coffee grinds floating around
also sitting in my same unwashed boxers that ive been wearing since like Saturday. its been a rough few weeks anons
Brody Morris
What's wrong user?
Dominic Bell
brother had a heart attack the day after his 29th birthday. i'm a (what I consider) to be a recovering alcoholic. I've been drunk every day for the past month or so.
I had to sit in the hospital for the first week with him waiting for him to come out of a coma to find out if he'd be full potato. he's doing fantastic.. but the doctors did mention slight signs of brain damage from being dead for a few minutes.
I've been a reclusive drunk since last Friday. that's when ive last been to work
Brody Baker
Sorry to hear it. I hope things work out for you, and your brother.
Jacob Nguyen
i've been using the same drinking glass for the past 2 years
Leo Miller
lmFao
Anthony Perez
thanks m8. means a lot
Oliver Rodriguez
I only know one guy who does this, and he's an absolutely fucking disgusting human being. I was smoking a bong with him once, and after a big hit he threw up into a half-eaten pot of food. Without even wiping his mouth or attempting to clean up after himself, he takes another huge rip. I quietly excused myself, and we're no longer friends because of how generally disgusting he is.
Cameron Barnes
it's self cleaning
Joshua Lopez
Back to /b/ faggot
Ian Ward
I am sorry to hear that user.
I hope things will get better for you :/
Xavier Ortiz
>get home from work >exercise >shower >fuck me it's 8 PM >campbells soup, rip open the top, slop it in a bowl, microwave, dump some crackers, in boom
Monday through Friday livin the dream boys
Brandon Cook
the vomit part was at least vaguely food related, so was the drinking
Noah Sanders
> jacked off in my friend's room while he was dropping off a friend. I told him I jacked off in his room but he never believed me
that's on him
Lucas Young
>Linecook for 9 years >Never once washed my hands with soap/hot water >Only a 2 second spurt of cold water