CHAINLINK has already changed my life

because of you fuckers i started applying for jobs last month and now i have one that i started yesterday. i have been NEET for a long time, with just enough coming in and out to stay alive with some fun every so often but no money for anything else.

the fomo was too real though, so now i am the only white male cleaner at a nearby hotel for minimum wage.
wtf have you done to me, theyre trying to teach me spanish

Buen trabajo, link marine
No olvides que estamos juntos en esto!

good on ya user.

Stay calm.

Alquiler. Gratis.

we are all going to make it boyo

Bien hecho. Esta un soldado de LINK. Mil dolares por el fin del año.

¡yo quiero stinkus linkus!

Good for you man. It'd be good to learn some spanish. Help when you go travelling after your LINK booms.

ill try to stay calm. you have to be a believer when being taught by chubby maria how to clean a shitty toilet, the memes MUST sustain me

as of last night i now own $115 of link
stinkiest linky

fomo'd into action. nice, man

Gracias por los buenos deseos. siempre inclina tu limpiador, nunca se sabe quién es un enlace secreto

It'll be good for your social skills. Plus can pick up some latinas

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desu theres a couple of qt's there but its hard to be mr charisma wearing bright yellow gloves while putting piss smelling sheets into baskets.
the advice i was given before starting was to try not to make jokes out of the work, as its patronizing af for the other guys, so i cant even play the stupid white clown.

>stinky linkies are stinky mexicains lol

the state of this board

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I'm super proud of you user! But if I say anything more that's really nice, we will both have to go to the shithole named Reddit. Keep up the good work (trabajo bien)

>link
:)

This but ironically, I have a job at a super market now just because there is so much I want to invest into.

Meh. You can be charismatic in any discipline. You're working to accumulate more LINK; you've an end goal in your head. You're not doing some PoS work because you're lost in life.

You've already made it. You just gotta wait for time to catch up. Well done on getting the job user.

theres a few other coins currently priced in the dirt i want to gamble on but getting to at least 1k shitlinks is the first goal.
itll take 2 months of the most degrading shit imaginable but after that it might be exciting

MMAYBE hopefully.
fuck this board

Seriously? I bought 3k link with 50% of my paycheck, rest into food and rent.
Thank you socialism minimum wage.

thank you.
without having any long term goals it would be rope inducing. the mexicans i work with seem to be sending money home or raising kids, the 1 dindu uses their money to buy weed, i just need to keep reminding myself why im there.

1k dollars, not 1k link. I can afford 100-140 dollars a week to put in.

its something

you don't own *dollar amount* in link, that's the wrong way to think about it. You own *number of tokens* linkies.

Man it should have been other way around. Guys who already made it mocking wagecucks. Now it's opposite kek.

inb4 OP get raped by a huge middle-aged mexican woman

Good on you user
May your linkies stay stinky!

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here biz bro, make chinlink 3D cubes on link-fork.com, it'll remind you the good days u'll soon have, and all this will be a thing of the past

Good work user I'm proud of you. I hope you find other things to be passionate about that can sustain your sense of drive and purpose. Even if you go back to neeting, everybody needs goals.

It is a job. Good for you. And remember that the only way from there is upwards!

jajaja

Keke!

Mi amigo, la tradución está bien

lmao 10 years later Spain is still fucked

just downloaded the logo creator
im officially a stinky

all you need to know is aBunch of 4channers tried to force it as /ourcoin/, during the presale ico phase of chainlink there was a minimum requirement of 300eth to enter the presale. Bunch of anons pooled up together and shared presale links to fill them with their eth.

Coin continued to get shilled and pumped up and hyped for the sibios event that link was attended, whole event turned out to be a flop chainlink had a presentation in a room of like 18 people next to the public toilets, literally no news or partnership came from the event and the coin dumped back to below ico prices and created 1000's of bagholder anons.

Now during this alt bull run lots of anons and took advantage of this and shilling this coin to all the new money and newfags that joined in december and don't know this story.

The coin is HEAVILY manipulated and the supply is dried up from huge whales who accumulated below ICO price to create a artificially lower supply (a lot like REQ) and these people have so much room to dump on all of you faggots to still be in profit when the time comes.

In regards to actual project that chainlink aiming to achieve it's nothing more than a basic json parser for smart contracts, would take like a day to add to ethereum by itself.. literally making links whole concept pointless and definitely no need for a token. Would take a lot longer to get it working with bitcoin but the bitcoin core devs would be able to work out the solution a lot quicker than chainlink will, think that's something worth noting that literally nothing is completed and you're literally just buying a whitepaper, they have only 2 developers and they don't communicate at all with no proven background on either, in fact sergey was involved in a project before chainlink called NxT that he since been abandoned until it was took over by a new developer team

so I should just surrender the hotel job?

Well that's a great fucking thing, now you'll have money to shove it in crypto and you'll also learn a new language for free (I want to learn spanish and i'll have to pay for it).

Beware OP, everyone congratulating you in this thread is rubbing their hands to the thought of you pumping your hard earned toilet scrubbing wages into sinking ship that is chainlink. Prepare to be dumped on.

i agree with you on everything except the oracle problem amounting to nothing but a json parser in solidity. an incentivization system (like cryptocurrency and smart contracts have given us) needs to be hashed out to make sure oracles provide and ingest data from API's that is truthful to ground truth of what happened in physical reality. that is the oracle problem. parsing it is just a stupidly small part of it, like duuh of course you have to parse it - that's not the point.

That post is copy pasta

refute it then, just because it is doesn't mean its wrong

I want to join the Chainlink gang and bully that fat guy with memes. How to join?

Any qts? I imagine being a hot hotel maid is dangerous because it is so easy to be raped.

There is a PnD group who mainly post here and use bots and their holdings to swing the price of link up to 40% but normally 10% to milk money out of small buyers. They spam the board with shill or fud depending on whether they are pumping or dumping or recycling back in. They use algo step buying, fake buywalls and milk retards on here who think they are part of a special club. The truth is in this post. It's pathetic and ugly but the truth and its been going on since the ico

ESTAMOS TODOS JUNTOS EN ESTO

¡NO ESTIME EL PODER DEL PENSAMIENTO POSITIVO! ¡PENSAMIENTO POSITIVO ESPECIALMENTE COLECTIVO!

¡ESTA MIERDA VA A ALCANZAR $ 1,000 FÁCILMENTE!
SIENTA ESE PENSAMIENTO Y VISUALIZELO EN TU MENTE TODOS LOS DÍAS TAN PRONTO COMO SEA POSIBLE COMENZANDO AHORA Y SE MANIFESTARÁ EN REALIDAD. ¡HAZLO! ¡NO ESTOY BROMEANDO!
VISUALICE CON LA FRECUENCIA Y TAN DETALLADO COMO SEA POSIBLE!

Op you are doing so well
May your linkies stay stinky!
Fellow smallstack link marine here.
Don’t listen to the FUD you are on a great path, getting a job and providing for youself id the first step to proper adulthood. You will respect your better jobs more, having started at the bottom!

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ÉS UN MANIACO

user

linkosos olorosos

These groups are why crypto will be regulated the fuck out of. Yay for no more pump and dumps. Yay for no more bot use.

color confirms pajeet