Welp, the family fucked up something good this time.
Younger sibling "somehow" spilled a full glass of water on the panel electronics and shorted the board. What's more, when the idiot went to unplug the oven he pulled on the oven door handle so hard where it snapped right off the damn thing. I'm pissed; my cooking options are limited until the maintenance guy can get around to fixing.. or just replacing the whole fucking unit.
Microwave, rice cooker and a toaster oven are all I'm left with.
Give me your poorman no-oven recipes god damn it. I still need to eat through the week(S!).
Bah never mind, I read "younger sister". In any case you can cook pretty much anything on a rice cooker
Landon Sanchez
1) Live in a town too expensive to afford rent on individual income 2) Don't make enough to move; the literal definition of a slave wage
Jeremiah Kelly
>when the idiot went to unplug the oven he pulled on the oven door handle so hard where it snapped right off the damn thing.
what
Dominic Perez
senpai if you live in the US email me and i'll hook you up with a work from home job that pays 13.50/hr misterserver123[at]gmail[dot]com
Jonathan Rodriguez
when I was broke as shit a toaster oven was awesome. Tuna salad on toast Jimmy Johns day old bread with pizza sauce, cheese, and pepperoni.
But you can probably find a lot about making a whole meal in a rice cooker. Steamed seafood and veggies over rice sounds pretty good and easy.
Josiah Wright
Bacon is easy as fuck to make in a toaster oven too. Set it up before you shower in the morning and when you get out it's all crispy and perfect
Jaxon Flores
Fucking white people problems. Fuck you and your family, bro.
Thomas Watson
whats wrong oogabooga, cookware too technical for your monkey-ass meal of 'kin and 'aid?
Ayden Lopez
Lest I know how to cook up some good shit and not bitch and moan about nothing. WAH THE FIXITMAN IS TAKING TOOO LONG. Kill ya self, bro.
Isaac Allen
>my super expensive whatever was broken >i'm a fuckhead who doesn't know how to cook >why don't you poor people help me
I home you become homeless, faggot.
Logan Ross
you can talk like a white man all you want, but when the lights go out youre just another spook looking for that sweet sweet 'kin and 'aid
Jose Green
You already used that shit 'kin and 'aid, bro. Just like in the kitchen, your are uncreative in the rest of the you life. Bro.
William Gray
whats wrong saboo, your feathers getting ruffled because you dont have any of that pure delicious 'kin and 'aid or are you just homesick for your ebonic tribe speak? allow me to speak in the tongue of your people
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Jace Nelson
Im glad your father beat your mother for your brother's fuck up, bro. In b4 at least I have a father.
Robert Williams
you sound mad bo, guess we dont have your dialect quite understood yet; must be a missed translation
Nolan Reyes
Where the help did you learn to spelp?
Josiah Reed
Time to have Weber Week with the senpai. I recommend the cheese nachos, it feeds up to 3-6 people
Do Veeky Forumsstation admins really make that much? Sign me up buddy.
Mason Scott
>Microwave, rice cooker and a toaster oven are all I'm left with. You could always build a firepit and grill /out/
Caleb Campbell
I am sorry all these people are being dicks to you. I used to live in california, so I know slavery first hand. You could try making a stew in your rice cooker, some japs do that. Sandwiches and BLTs are an option, try to make some good meaty sandwiches, or cheese sandwiches in the toaster oven. Alternately you could stick your sibling's head into the microwave and eat him/her.
Jackson Rodriguez
srs offer? What's the job?
Levi Sullivan
You get a raise for every successful round you shit up and every time you adminbus and not get caught :^)
Juan Ramirez
>younger sister how the fuck does that change anything but the odds op can stick their dick in them?
You have all those options and you aren't sure how to convert to them from a stove top and oven? I feel pretty bad for you user.
Cook your rice/pasta/stew/steam your veggies/whatever else in your rice cooker. You can use it for a lot of things if you look around. Meats/pizza/etc in your toaster oven. If you don't think ___ will cook well in either of those, try your microwave. If that doesn't work then don't buy it for now.
Liam Bennett
>kids >requires a 4 year degree, more like people who aren't morons.
Isaac Parker
>requires a 4 year degree What are you talking about? The link I posted is NEET-friendly. Requires a phone and the internetz.
