ITT: Fuckups You Still Consumed

I just mixed Hennessy and Barq's root beer. I'm having trouble finishing the glass but I must.

Post bad mistakes you've whipped up but still ate/drank.

Made a delicious stew from scratch.
Thought I'd thicken up that gravy, dumped a tablespoon of corn flour straight into the pot and stirred.

Sounds THICC

It was lumpy and gritty as fuck.

I made fish soup without putting in ginger or any other deodourizing seasonings. Threw up more than I drank.

>reheating some of mom's orange chicken (it's not authentic by any means but fuck you mom made it)
>decide to add some crushed red pepper for that heat
>just woke up, unscrew the cap forgetting that it had a flip-up top
>pour probably three tablespoons of pepper into my food
>eat it anyway because I hate wasting food, it was completely unenjoyable
>fiery poops

>another time
>pan-searing some chicken breast
>don't have enough oil in the pan
>fuck off to tend to something else for about two minutes
>come back and chicken is utterly scorched and blackened on one side, nearly inedible
>eat my chicken anyway

>be young and stupid
>mix grape soda and cheap whiskey
>ask myself why I did this afterward
>takes an hour to finish and feel like puking

I added some instant blueberry oatmeal on top of my Pizza Hut pizza and it was not good :( I thought it would be a delicious new combination but I was so
far off

Are you actually retarded?

no. I thought it would be a sweet and salt combination since the blueberries and cream oatmeal is very sweet. also cheesey texture with oatmeal on top sounded good to me. would have worked better with a couscous instead of oats but they don't make sweet blueberries and cream
couscous

Dubs of wisdom, try your combination again user.

bought frozen mussels and did a white wine based pasta sauce with them

from the moment I opened the bag of frozen mussels I felt like vomiting since they had a very strong seafood-gone-bad aroma but I finished and plated the dish anyways since nigga I can't afford to throw food away

had two forkfuls of mussels and pasta and threw that shit away

10 years ago I brewed coffee in a french press using whole milk.

No, it doesn't get rid of the "bitterness" in cheap coffee, but it does fuse the bitter taste with the milk.

I tried making watermelon wine once. It tasted like grass so I mixed a shot of it with a can of Coke rather than admit failure by throwing it away.
Coke doesn't make grass taste better, it just tastes like coke and grass

>Are you actually retarded?

>cheesey texture with oatmeal on top sounded good to me

So yes, then.

I put nacho cheese on a grilled cheese sandwich made with two slices of American cheese. I still don't know if I enjoyed it or not

My local store has two brands of microwave pocporn:

Salty and Caramel. The packets are almost nearly identical and I almost always accidentally take the caramel one

Hennessy

Black people on an anime cooking page?

I had welches Splenda grape juice and Bombay Sapphire gin last night. Why I thought it was a good idea I don't know.

Still finished it though

>Went to popeyes for lunch with coworkers
> $9.11 for a 5 piece tendy box
>taste was meh, not worth the money
>3 hours later I feel a rumble in the jungle
>shit water and little chunks for like e minutes straight
>think it's over leave bathroom
>5 minutes later back in there, more water and chunks for 2 minutes
>stomach still feels off, three hours later shit a little more

Fuck popeyes

>someone in my family has some sort of autism that makes them wash and reuse old spice bottles
>forget to smell what I'm putting in first
>it's cinnamon instead of curry

>>Went to popeyes for lunch
>>rumble in the jungle

>Black people on an anime cooking page?

This place really has changed.

>Post bad mistakes you've whipped up but still ate/drank.
>Went to popeyes for lunch with coworkers

you're fat AND dumb

I once burned a pizza.
Only the sauce had any taste besides the burnt parts