>Coffee after dessert
>Coffee before dessert
>Coffee with dessert
Which is the superior method to winding down a good meal, Veeky Forums?
inb4
>only black coffee, cuz dessert is for weaklings!
or
>>drinking the liquid fedora - top kek! only diabetes for me please!
>coffee
>not an aperitif to settle the stomach
Americunts, ladies and gentlemen.
You mean a digestif. Aperitifs are exactly the opposite. They both use bitters though.
>coffee
>not AS dessert
why are you like this?
>not drinking coffee with the main meal
fucking plebs
>aperitif for dessert
Europoors ladies and gentlemen. I bet you drink bloody maries after noon too
Oh good lord vanilla ice cream is dank in some cold coffee. Try it.
Also this thread is shit.
Idiot.
Stop trying to sound cultured fatburger.
Also, drinking before noon is alcoholism.
i hate affogatos that give too much ice cream in comparison to the espresso which is 75% of them :(
i hope the regret you're feeling leads to a bit of self harm
>regret
It's called brunch
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the only appropiate coffee desert is tiramisu you low class inbred flyover trash
After. It can also be substituted with a cigar.
tiramisu is what you'll more likely see on crappy flyover italian-american restaraunt menus user
>restaraunt
Thanks for the advice, Chef.
you got me user i made a typo :(
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Absolutely after you have eaten everything and before the bill.
Coffee before or after any meal is the best.
There's nothing wrong with having beverages DURING a meal, but it's just not beneficial.
With coffee, pair it with a sweet or a pastry, even if it's espresso, and the sugar crash will hit first.
>brunch
Nouveau riche scum
first dessert, then this. maybe some limoncello to go
Oooooh, poorfag is mad about brunch?
Rich people drink, faggot. Only ones who don't are Mormons who are all upstarts nobody takes seriously anyways.
Nah, just can't be arsed to get out of bed at a reasonable hour.
>anyone who isn't nouveau riche scum is poor
You can adopt all the pretensions in the world and all the latest trends, yet you will still be an ex-peasant.
>t. crusty old english inbred farmer
Footballers, rappers and Chinese rule the world now. Deal with it.
>Footballers, rappers and Chinese rule the world now
Also, not English and not farmer stock. We wuz warriors and then statesmen-aristocrats and sheet.
coffee immediately before dessert, or just coffee without dessert depending on the available desserts.
alternatively, a small glass of bourbon or scotch
It all boils down to how big of a caffeine addict you are, and when you need your fix.
Thanks for reminding me to make an espresso