Tfw yurops try and do American food

>tfw yurops try and do American food

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One of the most enjoyable things on my last trip to Germany was seeing the little "America Food" section in the market. It's about 85% condiments and the rest frozen burgers or pizza.

Then again I live in the midwest and the biggest German product representation at the P.W. is Dr. Oetker.

RU telling me that you yankie doodle dandies don't have microwavable hamburgers?

You trying to fool me again OP?

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>tfw amerilards try and do european food

I remember on my trip through the US going to the oktoberfest knock off and they couldn't even get the german flag right, not to mention the beet.

There's some white castle ones in some places, but no, nobody eats microwaved hamburgers here.

If you want a shit burger, you hit the drive thru.

>nobody eats microwaved hamburgers here.

Really? There seem to be a bunch of them that nobody eats, then:

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>aht.seriouseats.com/archives/2014/03/taste-test-the-best-frozen-burgers.html

Even that article says the majority of that sites readers don't eat them.

I'm also in a city, so maybe people in the sticks are eating them?

two quid?

TWO.... FUCKING..... QUID?????

Thank you Boris Johnson

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>Let's make hot dogs.
>Hot... what? You mean sausages?
>No, hot dogs. Like Americans eat!
>How do we package then? In boxes? Vacuum-packed? Maybe pickled in a jar?
>Pickled, obviously. Those Americans, they're crazy about their pickled meats.

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It's not vineger. It's brine.

That doesn't make it better, Satan.

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.>American food
No such thing

>microwaved hamburgers
That's insulting. Literally so easy to make a real one yourself.

I love that the Taco Bell is in the US, not the Mexican, section.

I want to say you can get canned hot dogs in the USA, but on reflection those are vienna sausage, and then thinking about it really those jars & cans with brine are just giant vienna sausages, not hot dogs.

Which is weird in its own way.

If it helps we can get proper hot dogs here. Including all-beef.

I'd imagine they have frankfurters in Germany though?

>poptarts
>BBQ
>Marshmallows
>mac'n cheese
>lucky charms
>candy
>apperently this is america

Of course. But a proper German frankfurter isn't really the same as a modern American hotdog, tbqh.

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I always thought it was incredibly sad how Jim Beam branched out into the food market. It's the mental image of a balding, overweight man in his late 40's digging into a tray of Jim Beam pulled pork in his armchair.

Is Las Vegas really the first thing that comes to mind when a Fin thinks of America?