Was just getting ready for some quality time with my waifu, when I cracked open a mtn dew...

Was just getting ready for some quality time with my waifu, when I cracked open a mtn dew, took a sip and found -- THIS! IN the bottle!
Wtf is it? Will I be kill?

wtf am I looking at

take a better picture mofo

The gooey stuff at the bottom

Enjoy your Mountain Jizz

For some reason, dt dew always gets sediment when it sits. Never knew why, but it should quickly disappear with a little swirl.

That's disgusting.

it all just looks like reflected light to me.

If there is gooey stuff at the bottom I wouldn't drink it.

That's fucking semen and/or slime mold dude.
How did this happen?

Yes, you're going to die. I really doubt that drink will have much to do with it though.

Whatever. I still drink it sometimes

>I make the sauce separately and dip each noodle individually

Fucking Veeky Forums.

So it's safe?
I asked my dad and he said I "shouldn't be doing that in bottles" then he started crying...

Yeah it's safe, but your joke sucked.

Hulk juice

The citrus oils in citrus flavored carbonated beverages sometimes fall out of suspension. Emulsifiers used to prevent this are brominated vegetable oil, glycerol ester of wood rosin, and sucrose acetate isobutyrate. Even still, sometimes the oils separate. It's perfectly fine to drink. Just recap it and gently rotate the bottle until it remixes.

Are you food scientist? Impress me.

t. PepsiCo. employee that cums inside bottles

>mlp doll thing
>macbook
>mountain dew with semen in it

OP...

>mlp shit
>funko shit
>mountain dew
>a fucking macbook

re-evaluate your life dude.

Hello Twifriend

Well that's what you get for drinking the shittest soda known to man.