What is this? Found on a shrub

What is this? Found on a shrub.

Dude wtf you can't just eat plants that are growing in the dirt.

It's a Bic

it's a greemble gromble

looks like a collectible bicycle of some kind

Hard to tell from photo quality. Describe the surface texture and bulk material texture.

No, looks more like a weeble
Does it wobble? Weebles will wobble but they wont fall down

He's going to damage that collectible Suntour chainring if he keeps doing that

kek

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damn this nigga know he colletible bikes!

Cut it open.

what's your location?

a thirty years old lemon

thats a moldy peach

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Eat it and find out

IF you had found it on a tree I would have said it might be an almond fruit... but since it's on a shrub and I don't really recognize the purple I'm going to have to go with this

Looks like an unripened fig fruit.

Do you plan on smoking that OP?

>still using dialup

nope it does not.

looks like a walnut

Why not open it and find out? Worst case scenario is that it's full of spiders.

This. looks like an unripe/green walnut. Open it OP

DUDE WEED LMAO!
Nah but seriously I think user is right. It looks like walnuts.

Fruit. No preservatives and no additional food coloring added.

It's a charcoal 2009 acura tsx

Some sort of seed pod? What 'shrub' did it come from?

I felt itchy under my folds of fat and when I scratched one of these fell off
Is it safe to eat?

That's a Nignogotan

You rub the oils from the seeds around your property to keep black people away. I've used it a few times a year and haven't been robbed once.

yeah now that I see it that is almost certainly an unripe walnut

they have a soft but unyielding shell at first which peels off once they reach maturity, that's case closed I think guys