I'll give you 2 seconds to argue why Shortbread's aren't the BEST biscuits in the world

It's a snack that people like eat while riding on the short bus. It keeps them quiet.

>Shortbread's
Why has Veeky Forums become so illiterate recently?

No you moron, scones are dense and sweet, biscuits are fluffy and savory.
THIS is a scone.

NOT SCOTCHFINGERS!

Why are they called scotch fingers?

it's not shortbread, it's white flour, sugar, and fat.

Reported for calling shortbread biscuits "cookies"

1/3 butter, 1/3 sugar, 1/3 flour
Each cookie is like eating a tbsp of butter followed by a tbsp refined sugar with gluten

See the line down the middle? They can be snapped into "fingers" and scotch is the name the Arnotts company chose so they called them scotch fingers as they are Scottish in origin. Like Scotch whiskey.

T. Australian where scotch fingers come from

The best commercial shortbread I've had.

summer probably

digestives

Too dry

scones are not always sweet yhou fucking retard

yo faggle, a while ago I bought a bag of these because Veeky Forums keep saying its god tier, only found out this shit is dry and powdery as fuck

can you tell is how you eat it? no dips or topping?

You bought shitty ones m8

first time I had it was on a plane and it made my flight

that's not how you spell tim-tams

a serious contender

have some fucking tea with it you mug

Mammy's little baby loves short'nin', short'nin',
Mammy's little baby loves short'nin' bread

youtube.com/watch?v=4v5rsEa9vUI

There is only one cookie worthy of my tea, all others are inferior.

Because the caramel digestive exists.

Well, the thread lasted a good two posts before Americans ruined it.

Americans are the scum of the Earth so can't help themselves.

But those ratios would make shortbread, not a cookie. Are you high?

Who the fuck eats biscuits with dips or toppings? Just how many appendages have you lost to the beetus?

Shortbread is a cookie you nitwit.

Where are the cookies? You wog cunt.

Ameriblobs really need to learn how to use words correctly.

Sometimes people say different things to mean the same thing. Language is flexible and what is accurate in one place may be inaccurate in another.

Best biscuit coming through.

God the arrogance of burgers really is sickening.

at some point you gotta grow up and see junk for what it is. This is junk crap food you should never eat!

>using words correctly is arrogant

Wall exclaim mí, fiend. Eye'll bee shore two acclimate yew fringe noun awn.

Randomly deciding to change words one day is an artificial choice.

There is no way to defend the incorrect way Americans abuse the English language.

Why don't you fuck off back to /b/?

Why can't you accept that cookie and biscuit are synonyms?

Any country that uses "mincemeat" to describe something that contains neither mince nor meat of any sort has lost all right to complain about English variance.

Epic posts my fellow bait enthusiasts, I shall steal it to use myself.

Why can't you accept that your special little snowflake misspellings are wrong?

But shortbread is the best sweet in the world

But it did contain minced meat when it was created, you moronic yank.

>Dutch is special snowflake

See, that there is arrogance.

Grilled Cheese was grilled when that was created and you idiots still flip your shit when it's fried in a pan so that argument can fuck right off.

What in the ever loving mental gymnastics are you shitposting on about?

Cookie is Dutch, it is not a misspelling of biscuit.

I love how obsessed you are with us, what caused this eternal triggering?

Cookies are American and a type of biscuit, your third world meme language is irrelevant to our discussion of English.

More like eternal /int/ shitposting all over the damn board.

Yeah that's another think you spastic mouthed yokels fucked up, you call a barbecue a grill, what do you call a grill?

Nah its fine when it's on /int/, that board is devoted to nationhood, but when I come here I want to talk about food without any Americans shitposting.

>shitposting is OK when yurops do it

I want /int/ to leave.

As a Bongladeshi, both grilled cheese and mincemeat piss me off. I also hate when you guys use the singular for fries, or when you say 'piece' unnecessarily when you're already using the plural e.g. "6 piece chicken nuggets". Just say 6 chicken nuggets". The ones where people create extra work for themselves trigger me the most.

Don't insult me by calling me a European, you bingo winged twat.

Stop being European and I'll stop insulting you for it.

But we did stop being European. We had a big referendum on it.

Hardly.

So I'm sleeping with Merkel?

>It's an American tries to comment on international affairs episode

The referendum was non-binding.

It was a nothing more than a poll to see which way the politicians should lean if they want the most votes from the general public.

I'm betting there is an 80% chance that Brexit never happens.

sweetened drywall

STILL DENSE YUROPOOR

America rules the world, and that comic is actually pretty funny

Stay mad

Why do you call sweet cookies, "biscuits?"

Biscuits aren't cookies.

And guess what, fries aren't fucking chips.

And toasties aren't a fucking thing at all.

I would happily take that bet what with "Brexit means Brexit".

Everyone knows that May is timing triggering Article 50 around the next election, which is two years away. Two years of negotiations so if she gets a shit result it's just in time to be voted out.

It's a shitty political game but I understand what she is doing.

I don't know, we are just trying to talk about biscuits are you burgers are the ones who are completely mad as your posts prove.

Your engorged friends already beat you to it. Your shitposting is just boring.

What do you claps get out of this shitposting?

>America rules the world

Kek, this isn't the 1980s any more user

Best in class.
Walker's is still a private and independent company all these years later, both held and managed by the Walker family over 100 years later. They haven't sold out and it shows.

Ah, calorie mate.

They're too dense for a light snack, but they taste best in very small amounts.
Having too much leaves me unsatisfied, but I otherwise have not enough, and am even less satisfied.
If anyone has one of those alison holt cookbooks though, make the ginger crunch from that, except double the ginger and use a touch more butter.
It's fantastic.

Not sure what I do wrong but my own shortbread is always thin and soft

ham biscuits are the best kind of biscuit

That's pretty good.

Well we haven't seen this sort of shitpost before.