Post best cooking shows

Agreed. It's not an official show, but I really like Chopped After Hours because of this. It's so fucking comfy.

I think Sue Perkins has had a boob job

Dont be stupid, lesbians cant get boob jobs

Really? I'm not seeing it.

they sure can give 'em

maybe she just got a bra that fits properly

The best Ramsay show.

He shoots and eats crows with his son

He makes a meal with Meatloaf

He eats maggot cheese

He eats bull penis with James May
He keeps pigs/turkeys/lambs - his kids end up getting attached to then slaughters them for a delicious meal

He brews his own beer

He smokes his own salmon in a 3 wheeled car

He visits Jeremy Clarksons family and cooks lobsters

He tells vegetarians to fuck off

The BEST Ramsay show

How is this even a debate?

It's actually kind of interesting that when they started going back to their traditional diets they stopped getting diabetes

not human tho

youtu.be/_tOkb1y7hEs?t=102

>the epitome of meme food shows

If we're playing that game: you lose.

He was pretty much car crash. Drinking himself stupid. Great Stranglers soundtrack to his shows though

grandmaster of cooking personalities hands down

Chef's Tables had some ups and downs, but the episode with the dude from South America who likes char had the best song out of any cooking show
soundcloud.com/dnonkong/06-call-of-the-wild

Seasons 1 and 2 of Iron Chef America hold up really well IMO. It was before the bulk of the changes were made, and it was still pretty much just an english version iron chef instead of one that needed an "EXCITING" first course in 15 minutes and a culinary ~CURVEBALL~ at the end like we're a bunch of fucking mooks who need to clap and cheer at the shiny fake drama bullshit.

>the dude from South America who likes char

Francil Mallmann*, specializes in Patagonian barbecue.

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i hate that faggot. He is annoying.

I love this show, but I find these two hosts to not be funny, though they try.

To each their own
I appreciate how they're non-intrusive compared to other "comedic" hosts, and how they try to have fun with the contestants as opposed to upstaging them

hmmm, actually, you are right.

dont insult my waifu i swear to GOD

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I love mackerel

that isn't a tv u clown
that's a clown and i dont want his fish

Any show this guy is on.

GOD i love parts unknown
Amazing food, introspective history and culture...
Is there any other good shit from im

Personally I think he is too hyperbolic and edgy to take 100% seriously but I enjoy his shows nonetheless

Iron Chef America
Master Chef
Kitchen Nightmares

Everything else is shit. I feel like I need to address two popular shows: Chopped and Cutthroat Kitchen.

Chopped is shit because:
>arbitrary judging standards
>forced drama; the music, the positive/negative, the edits
>everyone has a sob story

Cutthroat Kitchen is shit because:
>alton brown
>the show has less to do with cooking and more to do with entertaining an add american audience with wacky hindrances
>alton brown

no reservations
the layover is kinda tame

I like him better than Andrew Zimmern.

Zimmern is ok, but I find it odd he can't eat walnuts and also he is a lefty-faggot

I think he overdoes it on the preachiness sometimes, but whenever he's not hamming it up and tries to have fun, it's usually preddy good.

>tfw everyone thinks hes gay before they find out about his marriages

what show was this?

>>alton brown
>>the show has less to do with cooking and more to do with entertaining an add american audience with wacky hindrances
>>alton brown
I"m glad I'm not the only one who doesn't like Alton Brown. Can't stand the guy.

>Kitchen Nightmares
>Doesn't like Alton Brown
100% meme post
Iron chef and master chef fall victim to hyperactive american editing just like chopped
Kitchen nightmares is just ramsay yelling at 3 people for 45 minutes and then the place closes down in 6 months

>Cutthroat Kitchen is shit because:
>Alton Brown
No.
>OMG IM A GRIL IN THIS BIG BOYZ KLUB IM GONNA SHOW DEM BOYZ DAT GURLZ CAN COOK BETER THAN THEM SILLY BOYZ ALSO DID I MENTION IM A GRIL XDDD
Yes

omg Anthony Bourdain is so New-York blue he puts Alton Brown to shame.

Well, Alton Brown is a christian and gun lover, so almost any other tv celebrity puts him to shame on leftyness

>Alton Brown to shame.
maybe thats because hes a southern christian gun nut you mong

Omigod I remember this but I have no idea where it came from, pls

Cutthroat kitchen is 90% gender wars and 10% "it's deconstructed alfredo with a latino twist"

Doesn't mean I don't love it

Iron Chef because it actually focusses on the cooking and has respectable judges like Jeffrey Steingarten. Kitchen Nightmares isn't edited to hell... you must be thinking of the US version. While shitty, it does have its funny moments.

Other good cooking shows i liked were:

The F Word
Licence to Grill

Molto Mario, Yan Can Cook, Martin Yan's China Towns also
I fucking hate Alton Brown. Can't stand that stupid fuck.

>Cutthroat kitchen is 90% gender wars
I'm 99% sure the producers make them say that since I've heard the same speeches word for word multiple times.

>not recognizing the one true god of cooking shows

youtube and streaming services are the only places to find good cooking shows now

I still haven't found any other cooking show I liked, it's all forced drama or women just acting like whores with forced smiles and faking an orgasm when I eat. I'm a straight guy but that is just beyond obnoxious.

>faking an orgasm when I eat
When they eat*

>THIS DEATH BY CHOCOLATE GLUTEN FREE CAKE IS ABSOLUTELY *DIVIIIIINE* AND YOU CAN MAKE IT TOO

youtu.be/Qf_W7As6xbk
Ikr? Link related, youtube is the only place I can find alternative recipes now

t b h jack scalfani fucking up recipes is more entertaining than food reality TV. Food network should have returned his calls, they could have started a whole new genre of cringe TV.

I dunno m8 people would think it was staged and he would probably get his feelings so hurt by the notion that he was being used in this way that he would quit and never make any more videos ever again

youtu.be/ZKxhI4I5kq8

I loved Ham on the Street. You had to have been watching food network some good amount of years ago to have saw it. It wan't on long either

Chili cheese dip man is the worst, he'll make you shitty dip AND fuck your kids.

I saw an episode of Chef in Your Ear and I thought it was great. Never see it on the food network anymore. Was it cancelled that fast? Way better than those other shit reality cooking shows.

Trips confirm. Also he lost a cooking contest to drunk James May

Didn't he fly on a private jet filled with underage prostitutes?

I think all of your recommendations are under baked.

i fucking love bizarre foods.

I wish I could drink with this man.

I didn't like his show but I loved how he trolled the food network in real life

and if threy have one woman its always
>IM A WOMYN SO I GOTTA SHWO ALL THESE MEN WOMYN CAN COOK TOO

Cheff John, bvsed god

see

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youtube.com/watch?v=fAk-cxz0Gc8

hi noobs

I think it's great
He seems pretty laid back and not shouty (for an American any way)

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youtube.com/watch?v=k1_ODDevbY8
Ill watch anything with this goofy ass nigga

Is he cooking in a shack on the side of a cliff?
The absolute madman.

Does anybody like Gary Rhodes? I've no idea why he isn't on TV anymore. He was always easy to watch and straight forward without gimmicks.

ainsley dont give a fuck
youtube.com/watch?v=oUlQkMEDvM4

Fuck no. The worst parts are when they show the bumbling food writer try to cook the foods from the brown people he too inspiration from. He can't cook for shit. I know it's "his" show but he isn't fucking interesting. He only stuck himself there for ego purposes.

>Non-intrusive

Except when they come around and lean their elbows on a cake and completely fuck it up for a contestant.

best cooking show is Chef's Table and anything else can fuck off

Holy shit guys I just learned about this man. He may use cheap ingredients, but his technique is on point. I hope he comes out with more cooking videos soon.
youtube.com/watch?v=-PsEFaLlVTI&list=PLYigBk2X8CER6hFMXo4jb1Nkp8xhnA-g2&index=11

Frugal Gourmet all the way!

my favorite, this and certain ramsay shows

Fuck I lost it just now

He seems like a fun dude with a hunger for odd food.