Be me 22, parents introduce me to stock market. (3 years ago)

> Be me 22, parents introduce me to stock market. (3 years ago)
>Oh, investing? What's that? I thought we have to work for our money? You mean you can just throw your money at something and it makes you more money?
Me being the autistic gambler who didn't know he was a gambler starts trying to make it big with penny stocks and buying off margin.
>fast forward to the end of 2015. Lose my 15k, make it go down to 800 dollars.
>Triggered, upset, defeated.
>What the fuck is wrong with me? I hate the stock market.
2016. Friend tells me about futures, so I beg parents to give me another 20k. They finally give in and I make some decent money being an adhd autist and sitting behind the screen gambling off rsi and macd indicators and such.
Enter a huge leveraged play in the nikkei 225 and basically wipe my account clean.
>Depressed, want to kill myself. But not giving up. Somehow make my 3k go back to 20k through a bunch of work and effort.

mid 2016, friend tells me about some penny stocks so i try my luck. Get fucked.
Browse Veeky Forums and find Veeky Forums section. All crypto talk...
>WTF IS THIS SCAM??? CRYPTO? IT"S WAY OVERVALUED! I"M NOT AN AUTIST TO INVEST IN SCAMS!!!

Never take the time to actually do research because i'm a lazy fucking gambler whose ignorant to the new things.
I hear about siacoin, ethereum, neo.
>hmmm, maybe just put in a little bit?
Too much work trying to get my money into coinbase, takes weeks to get allow my fiat to be transfered in. so I just give up and go on to trading penny stocks.
end of 2017 rolls around and I end up having some money to invest in.
Throw about 50 grand into the cryptomarket.
>I hope i become a fucking millionaire! I should of already been one! FUCK
somehow make it go to about 70-80k. But now just hodling.

Am I too late anons? Should I not even bother?? Oh, and I ended up selling out of a penny stock that came up about 800 more % after i decided to enter the fucking cryptomarket.

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A Bunch of 4channers tried to force it as /ourcoin/, during the presale ico phase of chainlink there was a minimum requirement of 300eth to enter the presale. Bunch of anons pooled up together and shared presale links to fill them with their eth.

Coin continued to get shilled and pumped up and hyped for the sibios event that link was attended, whole event turned out to be a flop chainlink had a presentation in a room of like 18 people next to the public toilets, literally no news or partnership came from the event and the coin dumped back to below ico prices and created 1000's of bagholder anons.

Now during this alt bull run lots of anons and took advantage of this and shilling this coin to all the new money and newfags that joined in december and don't know this story.

The coin is HEAVILY manipulated and the supply is dried up from huge whales who accumulated below ICO price to create a artificially lower supply (a lot like REQ) and these people have so much room to dump on all of you faggots to still be in profit when the time comes.

In regards to actual project that chainlink aiming to achieve it's nothing more than a basic json parser for smart contracts, would take like a day to add to ethereum by itself.. literally making links whole concept pointless and definitely no need for a token. Would take a lot longer to get it working with bitcoin but the bitcoin core devs would be able to work out the solution a lot quicker than chainlink will, think that's something worth noting that literally nothing is completed and you're literally just buying a whitepaper, they have only 2 developers and they don't communicate at all with no proven background on either, in fact sergey was involved in a project before chainlink called NxT that he since been abandoned until it was took over by a new developer team

Maybe the problem is that you are getting the money for free from your parents instead of actually having to work for it. If you had to wageslave to get by, you would put a lot more careful research into what you are investing in, and I use the word "investing" loosely, because you are really just gambling.

nice blog post

I can't believe I actually read all of that crap.

That delmar he's so big

he was so light,

the cut him off the sheet

why you pushin me?

Yea, i want 2 minutes of my life back

COME ON LEREOY SLING THAT BLADE

What are you, an old man? That was 25 seconds, I still want it back, along with all the other time I've wasted on this site.

OL HARRY HAERE';S A SOLDIER
JOHN J?
STARTIN TO DISLIKE YOU

WELL THE MAN SAID CLEAN EM UP

ALRIGHT HURRY UP IT'S MY COFFEE BREAK

WHAT THE HELL IS qheuatgyhhsahh

YEAHR GONNA GO AS FAR AS YOUR AS YOUR GONNA GO

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Whether you buy in for crypto or not, I think you should still feel proud of yourself for trying. Investing in it is a risk and a privilege normans will never experience.

To EAT what a billy goat puke.

STATE POLICE CALLING JOHN RAMBO

Setting him up for you. Thats like breaking the bidhtgns to the cat.

RAMBO ARE YOU ALRIIGHT.. OVER. LOOK JOHN YOU'VE DONE SOME DAMAGE. THEY GOT ME DOWN IN DC I'M SCHINING A SEAT WITH MY ASS.

LOOK JOHNNY
LET ME GET YOU OUT OF THERE

>so I beg parents to give me another 20k

Damn if my parents gave me 20k I wouldve made 200k by now, but had to settle with 1k due to being a poorfag.

Just got a job and should be receiving my first ever paycheck soon, hopefully there's still one last moon mission

...

WHOOOO

GIVE THAT MAN A CIGAR