Eat pizza and burgers every day

>eat pizza and burgers every day
>drink soda
>on constant sugar rush

GOD DAMN I LOVE BEING FAT

who /fat/ here

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There's literally nothing wrong with being morbidly obese.

Have fun being dead.

Except you're a drain on society through healthcare, thanks senpai I'm paying for your lard ass.

>For 2 years I ate burgers, wings, or pizza, and drank nearly every single day.
>I'm not fat.
Stay active you worthless fucks.

Yeah, but I'm a civil servant so it's ok

I'm sure that fat people die so early that they pay for it later by not collecting benefits through old age. That's at least the case with smokers.

look what you did to me Veeky Forums

youtube.com/watch?v=MoUH-OdVXpM

Honestly this is hot.
I'm not fat, but I like fat guys if that's cool

fat people are cute and soft! sometimes I wish I was fat

ITT: fat people wished the opposite sex were attracted to them
>tfw fat and literally no one finds you attractive

>Have fun being dead.
believe me, I will

>tfw 20 lbs overweight and getting more dick now than when I was skinny

Newsflash: fat chicks are great practice for a reason.

I'd get myself checked honey. Getting passed around by niggers usually leads to AIDS.

Im fat. I only eat once a day but I get basically no exercise.

Didn't you post this in a Jackass thread a week or two ago? Jesus dude, I'm not sure you ever could ollie

>Overweight

Dude, you're obese, not overweight.

Fat people don't like food, fat people just like eating.

You don't need exercise to not be fat. Your one meal a day is too caloric.

let me have my delusions

what are you talking about I can ollie in that video

that jackass thread was like three days ago

Sugar rush isn't a thing. Grew up with European parents in Canada, only heard of OTHER kids having sugar rushes.

I do not miss being fat, but I do miss being able to eat a lot of pizza.

I used to be like you. A pizza every day, 2 2 liters of coke every day, chips and cookies every day. Then I got an existential crisis, panic attacks and a creeping realization I'm going to die early if I keep this up.

So I lost the weight and am now so much happier Veeky Forums then /fat/.

I'm a man :^)

this desu. I'm going to wait until i get married to enter my fat stage

>Hey, honey, come get a look at this! That weird, fat kid is trying to skateboard in the street again!
> LOL get rekt!

>on constant sugar rush

How do you not get a sugar crash, user?

Energy drinks?

I'll just leave this here.

You can lose fat without exercise fatty. Stop eating so much. Caloric deficit.

You are the reason most men don't want to put a ring on it.

When was the last time you smelled tha pussy?

>pretending to be me
>pretending to be a fag
>(you)

It's just not worth it. The feelings you get from having a nice body and getting attention from attractive women are much more satisfying than pizza, burgers, etc. But if you feel the opposite, carry on.

>eat pizza and burgers once in a while
>drink water or tea
>going to live to see 40

GOD DAMN I LOVE BEING THIN

the fact that you own a skateboard is much more damning than being overweight.

When you eat that shit all of the time, you lose your sense of taste anyway

Since recalibrating my eating habits, literally everything tastes delicious. When I eat out, it's like a mouth orgasm

soda is also always disgusting, fat or not

Used to be, but being thin tastes better than sugar, and healthy foods beat out overprocessed shit once you get it out of your system. The saggy bitch tits are a bit of a bummer though.

If OP is a girl, probably everyday, but it smells like sweat and rotted cake.