i'm quite possibly the first person in the world ever to start serving coke with lemon
it was way before the internet, early '90s i think and i was working in a bar in Austin, TX don't really recall how it happened, just pure stroke of genius mixed with luck i think
we started serving coke with lemon and called it artisan coke, it was just a regular coke but with a slice of lemon in it and we would sell it for $2/bottle while regular coke was going for $1/bottle
The lemon flavor really adds an extra zing the coke needs to not feel like a can of syrup.
Angel Parker
Were you the faggot who decided putting ice in the glass was a good idea as well?
William Perez
OK guys what if Ok what if just bear with me what if we sliced lemons froze them
then put the frozen lemon IN the coke
Eliminating the need for ice entirely
I'M A GENIUS ASK ME ANYTHING
free 2nd idea: Add a spritz of rum or Vodka to unlock the alchohol soluble flavours in the lemon
Daniel Lopez
>i'm quite possibly the first person in the world ever to start serving coke with lemon
I am almost positive that you are not
Lincoln Roberts
why would you ever do that shit
Tyler Perez
I started serving coke with lemon in 1989 I called it Partisan coke ajd sold it for $1.99
Ryan Fisher
I was before all of you we started this in the 1600's but we called it Cartesian coke
Angel Jenkins
Nice. Maybe the ice cubes could be made of lemon juice with some zest in them, though? I hate it when people throw lemon slices in things without squeezing the lemon. It never tastes like you added lemon until you're on your last quarter of the drink.
If you know the ice will melt quickly, you could dilute the lemon juice with more coke.
Because making ice cubes out of valid mixers instead of water has been a thing for ages. You know, like frozen fruit for sangria.
Oliver Scott
Actually, you can make this shit up. Im no nobel prize winner, but this I write with my left hand.
Noah Martinez
FBBP
Jonathan Sanchez
way to go genius you figured out that coke has citrus essential oils in it and lemon is a natural pairing
Xavier Ward
It's the only way I'll drin a coke or Pepsi any more. With lemon, or bourbon.
Isaac Diaz
Haven't seen this pasta in awhile.
Levi Cruz
Reminds me that in a really old cookbook around the house somewhere there's a recipe for a winter drink involving coke, lemon, and cinnamon I believe. And heating it through.
Jonathan Carter
>i'm quite possibly the first person in the world ever to start serving coke with lemon
So you're that bastard...
Lincoln Ward
I came up with using frozen summer fruits in sangria.
You can buy bags of them ready frozen like frozen peas, just break off a hunk of frozen berries and dump them in. Berries AND chilled drink in one.
Leo Powell
That's like a million dollaroos converted to todays Caspers.
Aiden Hill
What would you do if I snuck in my own lemons? Would I be barred?
Brody Myers
What's weird is that I generally find Coke disgustingly sweet, but mixed with something like rum it just is a perfect accompaniment.
Gavin Gomez
I like lime with Dr Pepper, to be honest
Matthew Allen
I never used to like Sprite, but lately I've been doin a whole can of sprite with a shitload of ice, and on a hot day... it's fuckin' great.
Cameron Watson
>live in the land of oppression (Cali bro) >be 8 or some shit >got a free lemon pepsi >I repeat free >no dollars needed >didn't really like it
lets face it
you were busy placing lemons in pepsis while I was getting cash money and realfamilylove at that age
Camden Peterson
>you can't make this shit up
You most certainly can, and you most certainly did.
Jayden Clark
i invented the cobb salad
Joshua Thompson
I used to make this thing I called "yogurt sausage" where I would fill an intestine casing with yogurt.
I sold the idea to Yoplait and now you can buy Gogurt at the supermarket.
You're welcome.
Mason Carter
I gave your mom a yogurt sausage last night.
Camden Richardson
You're a retard then, lime tastes way better with coke.
Carson Moore
Fuck you, when did you come up with this idea? I did in the summer of 2009. So if you came up with it after that go fuck yourself and I'll see you in court.
Zachary Sanchez
everyone ITT:
>a retard hears an idea from somewhere >like a bar flyer or a conversation >they forget about it, and it sits in their subconscious mind >suddenly, they have a STROKE OF GENIUS and "invent" it again
Hudson Perez
I'm the Queen of France. I also own Veeky Forums and Google and own an island with my own private army of judo attack gorillas. I can have you all killed at any time.
You just can't make this shit up.
Noah Gonzalez
do you retards really believe he's the guy who invented coke with lemon? are you insane?
Henry Phillips
I invented dipping pizza in ranch dressing when I was in elementary school.
Hudson Peterson
ITT, people too young to remember the 80's.
Pepsi Light was around back then way before your invention.
You lie. I grew up in central Texas in the 80s, and we'd order coke with lemon all the time. You didn't invent it, you just sold it to suckers in a bar.
Oliver Garcia
>y'all kys
Juan Edwards
>early 90s
You're not the first, cokes own advertising in other countries suggested either a wedge of lemon in the bottle or a squeeze of lemon juice going back at least to the 70s.
Dominic Nguyen
The only way for me to enjoy coca cola is to water it down. A 1:1 mixture is perfect, the cola taste is still strong but it is less sweet.
William Watson
Spring 2009
Eli Allen
I started selling coke from a spring and called it artesian coke
Julian Jones
In the 90s I put a vaccine in a coke and sold it for $2 and called it autismal coke
Kayden Murphy
Back in the 90s I started putting hormone treatments in coke and sold it for $2 and called it transition coke
Christopher Wright
Back in the 90s I put a clutch and a 5 point floor shifter into coke and sold it for $2 and called it manual transmission coke
Ryder Wood
Back in the 90s I put late 80s r&b slow jamz into coke and sold it for $2 and called it new edition coke
Alexander Allen
Back in the 90s I enrolled coke into Exeter Preparatory Academy and sold it for $2 and called it private tuition coke
Christopher Morris
Back in the 90s I put ejaculate in a coke and sold it for $2 and called it nocturnal emission coke
Blake Watson
Back in the 90s I put coke into a limousine with Beyonce and sold it for $2 and called it partition coke
James Morgan
Back in the 90s I put a penis inside a vagina and called it a day.
Mason Williams
Back in the 90s I found coke guilty in federal court for inciting riots and political and social upheaval and sold it for $2 and called it sedition coke
Charles Thomas
it was a good day
Owen Cruz
Back in the 90s I took some coke on a boat with some worms, hooks, and poles, and sold it for $2 and called it fishin' coke
Grayson Bennett
Back in the 90s I put coke in a magic lamp and sold it for $2 and called it wishin' coke
Blake Ward
Back in the 90s I drove around with coke in my Camaro while playing the Dead Milkman on the stereo and sold it for $2 and called it bitchin' coke
Brody Parker
Back in the 90s I hired a psychic to sell coke for $2 and tell each customer their fortune and called it premonition coke
Charles Kelly
So you're the motherfucker responsible for some fucking fruit in my fucking processed drink fuck you buddy this shit pisses me the fuck off
Hudson Long
>the 90s were so long ago that most people alive today will believe the craziest shit if you just say "_____ happened in the 90s"
Used to be you had to say "it happened in {random east asian country or persian gulf monarchy}" if you wanted people to believe anything
Charles Gonzalez
$2 for coke is piss free, you could have charge it at least $3.5
Ayden Wood
Back in the 90s I WAS IN A VERY FAMOUS TV SHOW.
Brandon Scott
From some Chinese cafe, they served hot Coke and ginger. Pretty good
Landon Green
When was that? In the 90s?
Dylan Ward
Malcolm in the Middle?
Isaac Anderson
A little shake of this does the trick perfectly
David Butler
Seriously, its fucking ridiculous how well the coke taste holds with water
I swear some store brands should just buy bulk coke and water it down to make theirs
Blake Bailey
The California Grocers Advocate mentions lemon Coke going back to 1912.
Connor Williams
Why don't you use carbonated water instead of plain to preserve the c02¿ I use carbonated water all the time to cut the sweetness of soda.