welcome to getting drunk with cat, join me and we can ruin perfectly good food together!
this thread is for anyone to post a cook-along, bake-along, drink-along or OC food/drink pics, post your meals or what ever if you dont want to make or use another thread
last thread >patti is dangerously close to the meat edition
here's my little faggot dog, he'd vacuum everything on that counter if you'd allow him that near. Patty is just awesome.
Juan Carter
cute, looks like my moms dog but without the beetus
heres another counter pic from the other day i took with my friend for the sole purpose of triggering germaphobes is a fun time
gonna finish wiping down kitchen and drink that tequiller
Caleb Flores
I'm moving into my first apartment in a little over a week and I'm very excited because it comes with a huge kitchen. I hope to join in on one of these threads soon.
Brandon Bailey
that cat is smug
Matthew Campbell
bro feel free to just flaunt that kitchen here if u want too, im a weirdo my fav threads here are cook alongs, and post your kitchen/fridge threads, i love me some OC, if someone starts a thread with OC i will click it
here some texmex from the other day, was p good marg's were on point ya heard
Kevin Miller
Tfw can't look at ops kitty without laffin
Jayden Taylor
sorry lads takes me a while to clean, and noticed my iron was lookin neglected so gave'er a scrubadub and a light reseasoning
Nathan Collins
the star tonight is one of these not so prime cut filet mignon and a few of these mamoth shrimp or whatever they called
yall posted too many nice steaks in the last thread, probably should have gotten a ribeye but fuck the police
so i put some of this smoked mexican salt on it, i really like this stuff gonna grab a grip next time im at heb
gonna let this just sit and warm up, ill put tupperware over it cuz gnats trying to freeload on my AC and its workin my nerves, will start prepping sides
Carson Walker
Keto faggot here. 5'6" 202 down to 194 today. miles to go. Trying to cut at 1300 calories. Fuck, I just did a refresh on Win and can't upload a pic, 6.6 ounces of tri-tip 80 g mixed greens 10 g reggiano 15 g bacon 3 Tbls ranch (scratch) 15 g carrot 10 g sunflower seeds Gotta finger out why Note 3 won't communicate with computer
Ryder Fisher
doesn't your cat get sick of you sitting around drinking and cooking everyday?
Don't you have a job?
Leo Ortiz
>haha the human is just like me
Ethan Fisher
bro i broke like 5 Notes before i switched, samsung is too delicate for me
um no i have 2 cats and they very much enjoy laying around with me while i drink and cook they are cats, and i do have a job and coming home and cooking with muh kitties is relaxing thx
>trying to work some more veggie sides into my portfolio
Jaxon Reed
i am obsessed with sprouts they are probably one of the best green things
Luis Murphy
I love sprouts but more often than not they tend to be inhabited
William Allen
those shits are pretty good
Joshua Hughes
>Scrubbed off all the flavor
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Brody Fisher
yeah those were twice the size i hacked them up they werent in great shape
yes m8 they are gr8
i will reflavor it do not worry
doing some random carot recipe, never really made carrots by themselves this is some kind of honey glazed carots i had the ingredients for already
Brayden Gonzalez
cleaned these heffers out
Thomas Young
you not boiling them bitches first?
Cameron Moore
>You want fluffy oven baked carrots? Blanche them >You want crunchy oven baked carrots? Don't blanche them
Aaron Rodriguez
yeah i dont mess with carrots much they were 70 cents a lb so im just gonna try a few randome recipes and see wat do
shits bout ready parboiled the taters gonna pan fry em, i learned that from you Veeky Forums thx
Christopher Miller
Love your threads but please resize your pics before posting. If you're using a phone there are plenty, just search your play/app store
I can't open all of your pics because I live in a 3rd world shithole and my internet is very slow
Keep it up though plz
Jaxson Evans
u could have prevented this
Jacob Evans
good food. more cats pls. :3
Ryder Brown
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Jaxon Martinez
got these in some butter and garlic
Christian Rivera
m8s, i didnt goof it
David King
was rare i think, i wanted to make sure not to over do it, shit was cash
Eli Sanchez
night
Jayden Evans
That was fun user
Jackson Long
check'd
Bentley Moore
this plz OP I'm poor too
Eli Cook
That's that good shit OPers
Gavin Foster
That was awesome OP do it again sometime!
Kevin Cook
I get that cats like to sit on laptops, but why does he have to be so smug about it?
Dominic Ward
This fAggot board always makes me hungry Fuck you OP
Jaxson Wright
I used to have one just like him. He's a mix between a dachshund and what?
Ryan Rodriguez
At a bar waiting an a bud, pretty good stout
Gabriel Gray
You don't have a job? How do you earn money?
Brayden Jones
Is that a mason jar?
Colton Long
Patti is the perfect name for that sassy little cutiebutt.
Adrian Lopez
Op oc for me to see
Luke White
I like that you still take us drinking with you.
Parker Green
he said he has a job
John Watson
Sorry, I was just paying attention to the fact that the person said, "Don't you have a job?" and he said "no". I should have read more >_
Jeremiah Gonzalez
The Return of Smug Cat
Brody Brown
he's a pinscher, and an adorable faggot one at that.
Jaxon Hall
your kitty is sooo adorable OP!
Nathaniel Reed
good thread user
Joshua Taylor
thx fellers
I am taking them down a notch because it makes stuff easier with a new phone app I found, at least some of the time
because thats her laptop and she know shes special lol
oi m8 keep flappin yer gabber m8 i swear on me mum:^)
I have a job, its one of the reason all my cook alongs are at 4am or later
yes im not a huge fan its a weird bar but its a good meeting point for me and a friend and they have some local shit on tap
lol ya full name is Patti Mayonaise, aka fatty patti, aka dumpser farts aka the stankinator(she had a horrible case of the garbage farts the first few months after i found her shes been off the trash for a while tho she good now)
always, i dont go to bars much tho
I can already see the movie poster now
comfy af
some very mediocre tex mex from yesterday, 'rita was shit too cant win em all oh well
k not in the mood to post a bunch but im making the same meal but different kinda, need to use this other steak before it goes bad and i might be too tired after work
Gabriel Evans
that chicken skin looks delicious
Ayden Adams
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Jack Bailey
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Ryan White
tthe 3 amigos
Nathaniel Evans
NICE IN HAWT
Brayden Harris
...
Jack Cruz
was good deuces
Robert Rodriguez
that is one smug kot
Logan Lopez
nice stuff
Easton Hill
Did I get a more ravenous twin of your dog?
Dominic Allen
this is a cute thread
Xavier Parker
Bamp
Xavier Long
watching hell on wheels so had a old west style dinner
Parker Peterson
this looks darn good
Jacob James
You're a weirdo for liking the only actual content on the board? No, you are just not cancer.
Thomas Phillips
what is cat name
Gabriel Lopez
spoopy
Isaac Hernandez
2/10 thread not enough Patti
Christopher Smith
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Jayden Young
What restaurant is that pic from OP? I recognize those plates but I'm struggling to remember where I saw them.
Jace Allen
BASED PATTI
genuinely enjoy threads like this OP, thank u
Levi White
BUMP
Alexander James
Looks like Fiestaware; you can find it just about everywhere.
Nathaniel Wilson
pet kitty RIGHT NOW I command you
Levi Fisher
I was thinking Chuy's but I dunno. I guess you're right. It's just that those plates combined with those red and blue dip bowls look very familiar to me.
Leo Gomez
was a place called El Rincon at louetta and champions dr, was the first and last time I've been, would have much rather gon to Chuys, like user said like half the mediocre tex mex places in tx probably use those i am so hungry for tex mex now
lol
Patti Mayonaise and I have another older cat named maria but she dont got time for no games thats my bottom bitch
thx :)
i was at work but we all have our ritual as soon as I get home
so to any Houstonfags im gonna go full shill real quick, if you want a decent lobster roll there is a place called Maine-ly Sandwiches off 45 greenspoint area, love the place and you cant find good lobster or crab rolls around here really, dude flys everything in from maine, they do chowders and regular sandwiches the bread is best ive had. the lobster aint cheap but a large turkey and bacon is like $6, and they got Moxie cola. Wouldnt shill shit really but it sounded like they werent pulling enough business and i dont wanna lose my lob' rolls the owner seemed pretty nice too gave me feels
pic is like half of a turkey bacon sub
Brody Wood
heres a shitty pic of lobster roll and clam chowder shit is cash
Jaxson Mitchell
thawing this giant chicken breast no clue what imma gonna do with it yet
Evan Fisher
so im going to try a copycat recipe and see if i can make chic fil a nuggers, its a way weirder recipe than i would usually do well see
James Phillips
kittys are not allowed by raw chickin
Dylan Sullivan
tried to cut them uneven i like it to look janky
Benjamin Collins
ok so the marinade is weird as fuck pickle juice and milk imma add pickled jalepeno juice too
Leo Cooper
i think so.
Caleb Anderson
godspeed
Bentley Rivera
marnating these for like 30 minutes at least
James Martin
while i wait im gonna sip this and go full degenerate
Jace Reed
>pic related -_- fml
Xavier Reyes
french fried
Dominic Walker
>not eating freshly made garlic mayo with every meal
Ryder Richardson
my fav
shoulda made orange chicken, but you do you OP
Sebastian Ward
spices
Ayden Cook
was good the powder sugar was weird tho
Levi Lee
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Nathan Martinez
op do you live in the UK? don't know why I get the feeling that you do. btw awesome threads, do post more, your cooking habits are very cosy to watch.
Parker Rodriguez
i think he said texas
Benjamin Evans
The electrical outlet on the wall is clearly an American type, not UK.