Question for you Veeky Forums. When you eat your daily 4.5 kg of lettuce...

Question for you Veeky Forums. When you eat your daily 4.5 kg of lettuce, do you always eat romaine or do mix it up a bit and eat iceberg as well?

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I want to kill her

kind of a turn on that she fit an entire head of lettuce in her mouth

except for the fact that she looks like a fucking anorexic gnome

Let's see: the average head of romaine lettuce weighs 500g. 4.5kg is therefore 9 heads of lettuce. The cheapest I can find it is 2 for £1, so it would cost £4.50 a day or £31.50 a week. In lettuce.

>"beauty"

pfft, whatever fag

The glasses help. I'd fuck her.

Everyery vegan looks like Gollum.

Look how dead her eyes are when she eats, just counting the minutes until the sweet embrace of death comes for her.

the daddy didn't love me special

Even as a veganfaggot, that thing is disgusting to look at. Having said that however, I'd still hit it before a 10/10 carnistwat. Ethicality overrides ephemeral physical traits. Word, nigger.

>Ethicality overrides ephemeral physical traits. Word, nigger.

You're quite right, sir.

get off ck, John
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Imagine the consistency and size of her shit.
She must need to flush 6 times and spend two daily hours in the bathroom

She could probably get a good gig in the more specialised end of the porn industry, though.

jesus christ that bitch just stuffed all that lettuce in there

Sounds like she's living the dream.

Mental illness is no joke

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She realizes there is no way she can absorb 1000 calories of lettuce in one sitting right? It reaches. Point where it's so freaking much to process that the body fails to do so.
She is lucky if she reaches 1200 calories a day with her diet

>implying vegans give a shit about actual science and facts

Imagine the size of her poops

>10 lbs of lettuce
>680 calories
>would have to eat 35 lbs of lettuce a day to get required calories
i wonder how long it took her, it had to be an hour or so because lettuce like that would take a long time to chew. i don't want to spend 4 hours just eating.

i think she uses veganism as an identity because she never had one, or she just did this to get views on youtube. or an eating disorder. kind of sad.

A lot of ED people turn to veganism because it makes it easier to carry weird and restrictive behaviors without being questioned.

>is vegan because she's against the cruel exploitation of animals and the wastefulness of meat
>has tattoos all over her body, likely giving money to a guy who eats beef for breakfast

Kind of defeats the point.

Don't forget that it requires energy to digest food. Things like bile, your intestines and your liver, do not work on magic. So 35lbs of lettuce, with it's shitty cellulose, takes a lot of fucking energy to eat and digest.

The actual nutritional uptake from even the hilariously large amounts of lettuce she eats is embarrassingly low.

she needs a lot more tattoos to distract from her face

this

It also seems to be why we have a lot of vegans on this board. Some of them are just anorexic skellys who obsess over food in some sort of bizarre denial ritual

>Some