>walk into my dad's office
>stand at full height and speak at a confident but assertive volume
>"dad, I've decided on my career path"
>"well it's about time, son. Your mother and I were getting very worried about your future; at 23 you're far too old to be living at home anymore. What did you choose? Medicine? Law? Engineering? Maybe something with computers?"
>look him dead in the eye
>"I want to be a crypto trader"
>total silence
>his eyes glaze over for a moment and he stares out the window
>after about a minute he gets up from his office chair
>I stand about five inches taller than him but when he approaches me I feel like a little boy again
>dad: "so how are you going to make money?"
>"well at this point I'm just working on becoming competent at technical analysis, not so much financial success. I'll probably buy small market cap coins and try to increase my stack by swing trading and trying my luck in pump and dumps until I'm good enough to seriously invest for the long term, but it'll be years, maybe decades, before I'll get that far, and even then financial success is far from assured--"
>he slaps me as hard as he can across the face
>I try to speak but he slaps me again
>he hasn't slapped me since I was a teenager
>dad: "let me know when you decide on a career. You're running out of time."
>I run out of his office and down to my basement room, tears streaming down my face
>fire up the laptop and open Chrome
>into the URL bar I begin to type: "boards.Veeky Forums.org/biz/..."
Walk into my dad's office
Man im tired of larps. first 40 people to quote me get 15 icx
ded fking srs.
If only you had told your dad you were buying LINK user. He would’ve been crying tears of joy.
is this fresh pasta?
Makes me think. Selling 1500 ICX for $1.50 each.
want my wallet, mongo?
user I..
explain???
can u realy get paid to invest in crypto, bros?
> Man im tired of larps.
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>15 icx
thanks for the 14c user
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>Man im tired of larps. first 40 people to quote me get 15 icx
>ded fking srs.
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lol if u want to give me 5% more ICX
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(You)
nothing to explain. nothin...
Just panic
Did the slaps turn you on?
so does an ethereum wallet work for icon? i've googled icon wallet but i'm literally retarded and nothing i read is making sense
>ded fkin srs.
Highly doubit it but...
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it's a token right, probably ethereum. so an ethereum wallet address can recieve icon? thats what my 3 minutes of research into this suggests. but none of the websites i've been on have said that outright so i dunno
>walk into my dad's office
>stand at full height and speak at confident but assertive volume
>"dad, I've decided on a career path"
>"Sounds good kid best of luck"
>"I want to be a crypto trader"
>"Hey that's some pretty neat shit kid, your generation does interesting stuff"
>his dick glazes over for a moment
>"is that precum dad"?
>"yeah son need some help with this you little queerfag, suck this shit out ok?"
>"you're the best dad"
>I suck his dick off and run out of his office full speed
>fire up my computer with 5 gpus mining eth and open chrome
>into the URL bar I begin to type "father son incest porn hub"
>tfw
"its never going to drop below 10k again"
wtf is icx
You're a faggot larper or a huge fucking pussy.
Also whats this shit about being financially succesfull after decades? I went 2x on my first day in crypto, you're just a moron.
kek thats gonna be $150 bucks one day, this reminds me of when faggots on g were throwing hundreds of thousands of doge at eacother as a joke
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thank you if you deliver
>Man im tired of larps. first 40 people to quote me get 15 icx
>ded fking srs.
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very gibs very thanks
Gimme
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kys
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>inb4 i get banned
w.e worth it
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ok so here's an ethereum wallet address
don't send the icon if it doesn't work with ethereum wallets. but i assume it does? i don't know i'm new
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all i know is that
>Man im tired of larps
kek
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please sir, send ICX sir
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give
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sage tho
I rate you if you deliver
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im hungry
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rly lol. u won't u won't!!
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>man im tired of larps. First 40 people to quote me get 15 icx
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pls
I'll believe it when I see it
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fucking do it you fucking larp
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phree icx plox
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k
big if true
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>Man im tired of larps
>Man im tired of larps
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send ICX to the address of pink wojax sir AAAAAAA
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oh shit got dubs, here's my address
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>"Man im tired of larps. first 40 people to quote me get 15 icx, ded fking srs."
Thanks mr whale
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Exactly 0% chance anyone in this thread is getting anything.
better deliver
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So fuckin gay kys
Send LARPer.
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"me"
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very nice
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rich senpai make a poorfag less poor so I can start trading krypto
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>Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!
he wants to give away 2300 dollars
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I didn't even read the OP because of the attached newjak
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im not too late am i?
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hello icx
I want to work in film to illustrate these situations
sent ;)
Well your pops has a point. Not to be a jerk. But maybe he’s worried about your future. He sees too much volatility in crypto... and probably not enough stablityt for your future. I mean you can make a deal with the devil so to speak. Don’t start applying to law school, mba, or whatever degeee. Go get a part-time job in a related field to crypto. Go work or get an internship for a vanguard or something of that nature. And whatever money you make, invest it in crypto.
A lot of our parents want the best for us. My dad got a bit pissed when I told him i wanted to start a business before getting my law degree. I did it anyway. Business failed, but I leaned a ton about myself and business in the long run. So now I’m finishing up my legal career and still gonna make a business in the related field. Don’t give up, just find a way that satisfies your interests.
I never got why white people's parents were so obsessed with getting them out of the house. Do they hate you? Are they poor? It's really weird.
lol I definitely don't believe you but I'll keep checking anyway.
Going out and “conquering the world”. I think it’s more of an american manifest destiny type shit. Versus say Latin America- it’s all about making a family and going to church. Generally speaking
I’m fuckin dyin
Holy mary of Christ my sides
>why do parents not want their children to be worthless NEETs
faggot
"Man im tired of larps. first 40 people to quote me get 15 icx
ded fking srs."
quoted with quotation marks
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Okay
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big if true
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people still type the url? nigger just bookmark that shit. or at least let your browser's autocomplete get the rest. also stop nujak posting.
who even created nujaks they fucking suck. talk about missing the point
Your dad should slap the shit out of you for this faggot LARP
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I don't know if I'm too late,
but I wanna get on the ICX train
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you are a gentleman and a scholar
Pls gib ICX
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Very good
WE R ALL GOING TO MAKE IT
If it's not too late
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If it's not too late
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not countin that shit but thanks user
Valuable inside information will make you a successful trader, you draw the meme line as an alibi, you do not get this so to your father you sound like an utter retard. Go back upstairs and apologize then tell him you will be at the McDonalds at 5am to look the boss in the eye and give him a firm handshake.
You can't just explain what you're doing to your dad. You have to show him you capable of doing it. You're not even sure of that yourself judging by the way you spoke of it.