Take a bite of my TB burrito

Take a bite of my TB burrito.

Looks like diarrhea. Seek medical attention.

Fuck off jagfreeze nobody wants your shitty sad burrito

>TB
Taco Bell? Tell me you didn't pay someone to make this for you.

Whats the secret to getting bean and cheese burritos to taste like Taco Bell at home?

Taco Bell brand taco mix and hit sauce

>Place the tortilla flat on the groudn
>Disrobe
>Shit in a line across the tortilla
>Place yellow plastic shavings in your poop
>Roll and enjoy
YW BUD :D

tuberculosis

Get a little George Foreman grill and use it like a panini press to griddle that shit up.

Sadness

>George Foreman grill
These things are an absolute dream. They can be a little awkward to clean if you don't have the one with removable plates, but if you lay a wet paper towel in it and turn it on, after a while the gunk just wipes right off.

My oven and grill don't work so I'd be lost without it.

Add some taco seasoning to your refried beans and onions

No thanks I'd fancy not getting tuberculosis thank you

No thank you! I'd rather take a scrumptious bite of my freshly baked Pizza™ which contains all of the food groups!

That's what I thought. Clearly a contagious disease, not a fast food chain.
Be careful with your abbreviations, you stupid millennial faggots. Its not that hard to type the whole fucking word.

>TB burrito.
Teat Butter?

haha me too

-adriana

No thanks, I'll just stick to my Checkers™!

Looks like a baby diarrhea

The sauce mix doesn't even taste like real TB.