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Where's that group now?

Are the royalties consitent?

maybe they just like to hear you awkwardly make an effort. it tells them that you want them sexually as much as they want you.

the humiliating part of sex is partly what makes people want it. A woman wants to see that a man will humiliate himself in front of her. It's a matter of pride for each to know that another human being, in other contexts so polished and so impenetrable, could be reduced to something naked and grovelling in its desire for yourself.

I'm a virgin but I am extremely good at sexting. In February 2014 I made a girl "wet" (don't know what she meant but she assured me it was a good thing) when I told her frankly, over text, how I was going to do whatever I wanted to her whether she enjoyed it or not. She was what is commonly referred to as a "submissive" girl (sexually speaking, socially / publicly she was not submissive, partly as a result of her being taller than me) and said she found my enthusiasm and eagerness "cute" and "sweet". When we first kissed (multiple kisses over the course of around 30 minutes at least while lying in my single bed) I panicked that I was boring her and began choking her a little and she seemed to enjoy it and when she finally turned around to sleep she placed my hand around her throat again. For some reason I can do this thing with my penis where I can manually make it fully erect and then slightly less so, so that is "bobs" up and down, and I thought it was sexy or something to make it bob against her lower back, but in retrospect it was rather a strange thing to do and she eventually reached behind her and gently, as though trying not to let me notice, ran her fingertips up the outside of my boxer shorts as if to see what I was doing (she may have suspected that I had orgasmed or something) but I became so nervous I scooted a little away from her and withdrew my arm and she turned around and whispered "what's wrong?" and I said nothing and since my other arm was beneath her head I moved it to her shoulder and sort of tugged her upper body closer to my body and when we were about to have sex I said I needed to go to the bathroom to put my condom on which was two rooms away and by the time I was there the light was so harsh and my feet were cold on the tile and I panicked and lost my erection and when I returned to bed luckily she had spilled water all over the floor so I helped her clean it up then threw my condom behind the bed and the subject wasn't brought up again.

10/10 well written, user.
Btw OP, got more pics of that girl?

One more 'fore I head out.

Can we make an literatorica movement here, like mentioned.

We circle jerk, we make accounts and boost ourselves. Get other horny housewives buying our shit?

Saved.

>Can we make an literatorica movement here
I'm down, let's do it.

Those breasts are so fucking amazing. Imagine holding them in your palms so that they fill them like cold water balloons in mid-summer. Imagine squeezing them and feeling their insides move around a little like those grow-your-own-alien things. Imagine moving the very tip of your tongue around the areola and the small goosepimples surrounding it and being so careful to move slowly and apply just enough pressure that you being panting as your tongue muscles begin to falter and make your tongue shiver. Imagine her drooling over her breasts making them shiny and greasy. Imagine standing behind her and holding each one so that your little fingers rest directly below each one and the rest of your fingers are perfectly placed to fully appreciate their size and hold them up just a little bit to feel their weight and smell the smell of her skin rubbing softly against the skin on the underside of her breasts all day. It really is disgusting how beautiful women are.

>the humiliating part of sex is partly what makes people want it. A woman wants to see that a man will humiliate himself in front of her. It's a matter of pride for each to know that another human being, in other contexts so polished and so impenetrable, could be reduced to something naked and grovelling in its desire for yourself
Do you actually believe this?

I think it's true. People, including myself, are so good at acting that we don't need anybody else in our lives and that any expression of desire is beneath us that when you get with someone else like that and basically go hog wild and let your guard down it's really special. Theoretically speaking.

Neato.

We need

1) Diverse group of literary erotica writers like this guy 2) Pen-names
3) Shilled amazon accounts that review erotica books (as in reviews books 6-12 months old)
4) Base of Operations (were we plan our attacks)

We won't start right away as the shilling part requires a lot of build up to craft a believable shill account.

While we are shilling accounts and making reviews, we will write our stories in the mean time, releasing sets of novellas and erotic short stories with the focus and with elements of erotica.

Quote this post if you're down. I'll return to organize this later. I have 5 months of free time so I don't mind putting in time to scheme.

It's the whole package. The breasts, the girlish eastern european look, the cheap but sexy underwear. She's probably still shaving her pussy herself, no wax or laser bullshit. And when you touch her or eat her out you can still feel a tiny bit of stubble above her pussy. God, I want to be 21 again and get girls like her.

I am and I am also There have been like 6 attempts to make a Veeky Forums erotica group in the past, all have failed after a month tops.

>Does Veeky Forums write erotica? Is writing erotica a viable way to make a living?
I have a friend from a Mental Illness forum that writes erotica for a living but it seems you need to be willing to write really weird shit (vore and furry stuff) or write for a female audience since they are the biggest buyers of erotica

>I'd get her to do the talking... "oh you're pussy's wet?", "oh you're sucking your fingers?", never really adding my own content and just playing off of her vibe.
For those taking notes, this typically also works well in regular conversations.

Interesting.

What was the cause of failure?
No organization or leadership?
No long-term plan?

I'm
How do you think you'd organize this? IRC, email list, off-site forum, something else?

I imagine she was a good pupil in school early on, sort of casually academic and bookish in a natural way that made her bored with learning eventually as it felt to her as though there was some fundamental aspect of her character that was just real boring and which was directing her towards a life of quiet monotony like her parents who don't really talk to each other and only ever say anything in this real drab and tired voice and even though her older male cousin is in Petersburg learning law at the university and is praised by her parents in voices that are oddly expressive she just doesn't want to go from school to school with nothing else going on, so she goes out with her less academic friends, the girls who are going to become hairdressers and cashiers and office workers in the local government office and she puts on this tiny little tight purple dress and lets her friends do her makeup and they all focus their attention on her and make her slutty in almost a parody of what it means to appear slutty and she borrows some high heels belonging to her friend's older sister and they go out to a nightclub where some young army engineers from Minsk are doing some fieldwork on the oil works outside town and before she knows it she's sipping her low-alcohol drink from the bottle while a guy with a conspicuous buzzcut is running the inside of his index finger up and down the inside of her thigh and she is pretending not to notice while her friends are just being loud and teasing with the other guys and she starts going to the apartment this guy is sharing with his buddies and when they all go out for the day on their free days she visits and lets him shave her and take photos of her and she just goes along with it and stares at him with those eyes that are both open to new experiences but sort of sadly naive as to why other people can be so excited about this sort of thing and she starts to understand that her going away to study is inevitable and that she isn't elitist or anything but sort of life just doesn't fulfil her and that her willingness to be sodomized etc is even beginning to intimidate the guy which is about the only thing about him which makes her laugh if only quietly and without opening her mouth and eventually she's walking to the post office to post something for her mother and she sees him sitting on a rusted green bench with a bunch of names carved into it and one of her friends, the stupidest of the bunch, sitting on her lap and toying with his necklace as he looks up at her with the expression of a child who has been scolded and is too powerless to voice his apology.

just pickup a nearest book and replace the subject with 'muh deek'

who is this semen demon?

>Can we make an literatorica
can Pepe be the MC ?

Probably a private Slack or something, unless you know of a better place? Suppose IRC is fine too.

Not to keen on privacy though we may need different IPs for the shilling

Aylin Mamedova

Aylin Mamedova

btw reverse image search
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Nice. Are you from Russia? You got a lot of details right, I'd say.

Christ, all I could read where the first two lines from the catalogue and I already knew this was the worst thread ever to be posted to Veeky Forums
This is worse than that one last year of shit in a toilet with nothing but the words 'rate my poop desu'

Damn it, OP. You made me fall in love with this girl but I can't find more. Aren't there any proper nudes?

Sexting is based on understanding the inner-workings of flirtation and laws of sexual attraction. A well articulated text would in fact be a turn off. Instead, surrendering to simple "fun" texts with flirtation is better.

TLDR: Veeky Forums is full of geeks, not alphas who know how to woo women.

They're just pictures of another human female, you fucking ape. Get over it.

a pretty woman looking pretty is like einstein submitting his theories of relativity for publication. it's the gender at its absolute peak.

she's doing what she was meant to do, he's just appreciating it

Except that you're looking at a computer screen and not a real woman, you easily amused buffoon.

Besides, admiring the achievements of a gender that is, in your view, so infinitely lower than your own only goes to show how pathetic you are as a man.

I'm in.

I have an idea and some drafts for a pseudo-intellectual femdom series that middle-aged men might be stupid enough to pay money for.

Haven't got a clue about the logistics of self-publishing and the necessity of 'hyping' the stories though, so I'm interested in forming a team.

How do we organize?

Are you autistic?

>admiring the beauty of an object that isn't the same as yourself is pathetic!!

thanks lady, thanks for proving women are literally retards who should be seen and not heard

doesn't even make sense lmao

So she pretty much called you for you to commentate on her masturbation, this is too funny.

It's not about believing it, some people feel this way.

First time I hear about it and I waste my time in here a lot. Hasn't happened in the last year or so if anything. I'd be in.

one more for us easily amused buffoons.

If you're old enough to get excited over pretty girls and your reading comprehension is that low, I'd be worried for your mental development.

Who isn't?

I want all her milk inside me :0

i ate out a prostitute in october of last year and since december i have been developing rashes all over my genital area and my armpits and lips

i'm a girl XDXDXDXD
and i think she's hot
is a spinster fat tumblrtard who's jelly of men fawning over beautiful women

would you let an autistic guy lick your feet

serious question

if you say yes i'm going to ask where you live and try to do it for real so be ready

Wow, a heartfelt tale of romance lost and found with the added bonus of a forbidden love. Shook me to my core.

if my bf wants to i'll let him

wow go away then

no i'm a shitposter and this is my realm

he didn't say he had a bf. might've been advertising an open position

alright, the last one is for you then.

I know this isn't /adv/ but I'm a fucked up individual who broke up with my bf 3 times because of self hatred and wanting to be alone
I broke up with him yesterday, thinking it'll be for the better for him and now I'm dead inside

post your feet and then shut the fuck up

delightfully innocent thank you