Do penis extenders work? Or jelqing...

You are better off just jelqing and stretching, but some people get gains from an ADS too.

Does seriously nobody here know anything about extenders or jelqing? Or even basic stretching?

>Tfw early investor

See you on the only moon that matters, faggots

How much gains can i make eoy?

welcome
thundersplace.org/en/

thundersplace.org/penis-enlargement/thunders-place-average-gains-and-starting-measurements.html

According to this its 1 inch length 0.5 inch girth in the firsr year.
Or is everyone on that forum larping?

.2-1 in length
.1-.5 in girth

noh is very legit i think

Post your gains/stats

Ill start
Start: 6.1 BPEL 5.1 EG
Goal: 8 BPEL 6 EG

Will i make it biz?

go back to /b/eta faggot

Kek what are positions? Ur a dumb motherfucker if you can't please a fat ass woman and your dick is over 4". Like just fucking tell her to spread her ass for sum good dick

>tfw 2.5 inches erect

jelq and bathmate inconsistently for about a year
i have .2" more in length now but i also went from 16 to 11% bf so there's that. I would like to get consistent with it but im a busy wagecuck

post bathmate pump is godly though

lol I tried one of these before and they are terrible, just jelq dude

>this thread
>how i know /biz mods dont exist

Lmao whats the point of doggy style if she just spreading away all that cushion for the pushin? Might as well bruise your pelvic bone on a skinny chick

Nigga u can't move her whole ass like that. Nobody itt has ever fucked a brap lady if they think u need massive cock to plow some pussy

Only animals fuck from the back anyway. If you're fucking a chick with a nice face theres no reason to turn her around. It's easier to pull out and nut in her mouth too.

Bathmate is basicly the pump and dump of PE. Temporary gains, only works knowing youre getting laid beforehand and you arent fooling anyone with that inflated mess

Bickdicked poorfag here. Just wanted to let you dicklets know that no amount of money you ever make will be worth the price of the look on a girls face when she sees that you're the biggest she's ever had. Fear mixed with excitement and unquenchable lust. Any woman you fuck will be forever in her mind "doing you a favour" if you have an average cock. No amount of money will make you feel any better knowing that she is underwhelmed by you, completely. Do you know what it's like to actually have a big cock?? Women REWARD you, like its an act of worship. They suck it and slobber on it with gusto, they experiment with it and try to choke themselves with it, knowing they may end up with a fag like you and never get the opportunity to feel that animalistic lust ever again. I wouldn't trade a single inch for a million dollars. I fuck rich sluts too. Girls with nice families who own properties. They know I'm a loser and will never amount to anything, but they love me because I make them feel like they're being split in two. They want EVERYTHING from it, they beg you to piss in their mouth. Not even kidding. They can tell when you're big too because you have an aura, a confidence in yourself that cucks will never understand. I have literally had a friend ask me to fuck their wife Because she heard about me and pressured him so badly. I did it too and she sent him the pics of her sucking it. Dicklets BTFO, I'd rather be broke than have a small or average cock. I live in a shitty messy one bedroom apartment and I've always got some slut or another wanting to come and practice on my cock. My exes still send me pics of their tits and tell me how it's never been the same. Bragging because these are my only gainz

If you're over like 180 lbs (assuming normal height, if you're under 6'1" you'll never get to the point where a big dick matters anyway), just lose some weight. You probably have an inch of cock buried under fat right now.

bruh dont post this shit here, some people might actually kill themselves after seeing this.

i love a nice face

Also reminder : women love big cocks because it makes them feel like they're giving birth. Their body craves that, on an entirely biological level. It causes them physical pain, that craving. Their womb quite literally starts to ache for it and it drives them into hysteria. I ruin women for smalldicks, it's almost cruel to fuck them because they forever compare it to the rest and are always unsatisfied. I'm a misogynist too, I tell them that women shouldn't be allowed to vote and they still beg for my piss and cum on their faces. I tell them my radical views and they just nod and agree with me, eventually beginning to parrot these ideas themselves, fearing that I will deny them access to my pole if they displease me. I know so many of these sluts who have asked me to give them a baby

Lol what are you, a JLullaby character IRL?

Size? Dont larp, ive heard plenty of stories of guys who are too big and cant get laid at all because of it, so ill know when youre larping

As a consolation because I feel bad... If you're a smallcock, fuck her hard until your dick is about to fall off. Make it hurt her. Women LOVE pain in their pussy, if she says she's getting sore don't stop because of that. Make them feel the pain the entire next day. I've put 2 women in hospital. I'm not some 10 incher either, I'm like 8 and pretty thick and they thank god that I'm not any longer because I can feel their cervix. If you're long enough you can push past the cervix into their womb, it feels like a little cactus or something without the spikes. But you should feel them shudder when you hit it. Chinese girls have the smallest pussies BTW... To a Chinese girl an average white man is a monster

I'm only like 8 inches but I get rock hard boners and I'm thick. Most women have never seen anything like that. Average person has like 6 or 8 partners. If anyone wants to know what it's like to be a bigdick, find yourself a nice Chinese girl, not just any asian. Seriously, their pussies are uniquely microscopic And to her it will be like torture

eyy I'm about in the same boat. some girls love it when you hit their cervix and some hate it. the first time I did it I thought it was really bad because she was only 18 and it never happened to her before, she started crying from pain. older girls seem to like it

nice trips

are we talking about the white-ish asians or the yellow ones? never tried chinese girls

Girth? And are you measuring bonepressed?
8x6 seems to be the goldicock size. Anything over that and its too much

Yed. Their affilliate programs work. $150 CPS from you guys, all day long.

I wouldn't know because I have a totally huge cock

I am kind of larping but not about my size. I'm not like a freak of nature but I'm 1 in 100. And anons I'm just kidding, it's really only girls with a high sex drive who love it. Most girls can't hack it and find it a little uncomfortable and it's fucking shit if she can't deepthroat. If you have a big cock you're doomed to only fuck real Chronic sluts because they're the only ones who can take it all in their mouth/pussy.its lame as fuck having to be gentle in case you hurt them.

Chinese bro. Chinese have some unique thing with their pussies and Chinese have heaps of ethnic groups so I'm not sure which it's called. It's probably evolved that way because of some weird wedding customs or some shit

>he doesn't use a cock ring to secure his gains.

This is like not using stop losses. Enjoy your no gains in 2018.

Damn. Probably the only larp on here i wanted to believe

I seriously wish I had a smaller dick. Go ahead and call LARPing, but I swear to you... the feeling when every chick in your contact book is looking for a cheap, deep fuck... when they could care less about your life, but just want that sweet hour+ fuck session and a gallon of cum. That soulless look in their eyes as they experience their own personal moment of ecstasy. That moment I realize that I'm just slowly building up calluses on my dong and will eventually loose all feeling on the only organ anyone seems to care about.

I'm seriously envious of the nu-male cucks in chastity who cum once a month from a finger-nail flick on their peckers. At least their women are in it for more than their cocks (their wallets? maybe...) and they get to experience actual legitimate ecstasy when somebody finally strokes their nub.

Yeah it's not a universal thing. Most girls would probably rather be fucked hard than deep, it's more a novelty, I'm constantly being told to slow down or "be gentle" and I've had 2 exes in emergency. It sounds fun but it's not a fun trip to the hospital because you feel like a rapist or something. They go mad for the visual appeal though, and because it makes them feel slutty to suck a big cock. You're right about older girls, and especially girls who have given birth. It's a godsend to single mums

does it create new cells? if not then you're just scarring your dick which breaks it.

It's only a thing if you have a particular fetish for women who have already given birth or extremely slutty white women. For the average woman, the average dick will more than do the job, there's just no "wow" factor. Big dongs are like an impractical novelty but I'm not sad about having one because women are fundamentally slutty deep down or curious to try it. I've known a girl who I really liked that just didn't like it at all because it feels too weird. Some people don't like cocaine, I mean go figure.

This is actually true. A guy I knew hurt a girl and they never had sex again. Then with his next gf they could only do certain positions and going balls deep was never an option. I'm just shy of 7" in length and pretty thick and it works for me. Still get that little gasp when going all the way in, but not enough where some positions are out of the question. It was only ever actually "problem" for one girl I've been with.

holy fuck man I'm really glad theres people outside of r/bigdickproblems with the same problem. blowjobs suck ass cuz of teeth, girls with a small mouth can barely fit that shit in

porn has destroyed sexual standards, I am only seeing one girl that can actually give head properly

most of the girls I'm seeing are sluts because they are scared of going back to the 3-5inch guys. the girls who dont have much experience sexually dont care, which is why I think there are a lot of men who hate on 'sluts' (because they are not big enough to satisfy the womens ego)

correct me if im wrong

Wrong, it does. Similar to muscular hypertrophy, or yoga. It can break down your dick's fibres and build more on top. Your penis has ligaments as well that can be stretched and strengthened.

I have the opposite problem. I've been getting off way too fast recently and I have no idea what to do about it. Luckily I'm big so they usually get off quick but it's ruining my confidence. I don't even want to have sex at the moment because of it

>tfw bigdicked and richfag

yes it seems like every time a chick sees it they're just doing it for their ego. its always expected that I'm gonna push them up against the wall and fuck them and shit when sometimes I just wanna take it slow and have passionate sex.

especially when its a chick I like and want to actually date, but instead she just wants to get railed hard. not that its a bad thing, but its a hard situation to be in. although I also feel bad for the friendzoned guy on the other side who just wants to fuck her and instead hes just the emotional provider

Honestly there's probably more advice written on this topic than goddamn child-rearing, but what worked for me was just practice edging (it builds up your muscles that control cumming) and of course, jerking off a couple hours before a session.

Yeah who knows what's going on with them. Getting a blowjob is crap if she's not really well practiced, and who really wants to meet a girl who is "great at head" right. My bird that I sleep with most took like 3 years and she's only just able to get it down. I'm convinced that it's not the extra length or width that's giving them pleasure, it's just the idea of it. I mean that's also part of the appeal to them, I'd say having an orgasm for them is pretty much almost all psychological, so for heaps of those types of girls it's just the pounding and splitting that they enjoy. so it seems like you really just end up with all the degenerate sluts. I always get the weird girls who want to gag and do all crazy stuff, you know, and I rarely get to try anal with anyone at all. But I won't complain in the end, there's nothing like some mole clawing your back and moaning about your cock while she's basically in a primal slut-trance. When it's worth it, it's worth it, you just have to find the right one who can appreciate it fully But also isn't a total skank

Damn you

Who dis? I need some thicc hourglass chola qt in my fap life

>I also feel bad for the friendzoned guy on the other side who just wants to fuck her and instead hes just the emotional provider
True, if that guy isn't getting any, he's a weak-willed fool. However, if he can just get the occasional pity fuck, I completely understand, and on some level am envious. Withholding reward is the Jewish secret to success, and 500 nobel prizes and 1000 academy awards later I'm finally starting to catch on.

Do you always wear a condom? I'm a total loose cannon with protection and never use it (I like to think that each new woman's slimy pussy juice kills the last ones diseases like an STD arms race of some kind) so I have to worry about pulling out and all that. I think that's where it all started, the premature problems. I mean there are methods and all but I'd rather just shag and not have to wank first or pull out and pinch my knob and all that. If I actually try to do something about it, it's not a problem but my default setting right now is like pathetically fast. I'm lucky in that I can reload and go for as long as I need without ever really getting soft but it's also annoying at the same time. But the problem is, if it's a girl I'm not overly attracted to I can't get up again like that right away. Fat girls deserve to have a nice time just the same as anyone else

>you just have to find the right one who can appreciate it fully But also isn't a total skank
this is so fucking hard.

Found the name for those interested, Dominican Poison

Ok you faggots, its time to clear up the shit in this thread.

Penis size is a bell curve, that means that the vast, vast majority of guys fall within a certain range. The way penis size works, is basically very similar to height.

THE DEAD AVERAGE PENIS IS 5.6 x 4.7. Yep, that's it. Porn has completely wrecked healthy views on penis size, particularly cuckold/BBC porn.

Again average is 5.6x4.7

Guys that have a penis larger than 7 inches literally hit the genetic jackpot, you're looking at 95%+ at that range. Thats how crazy of a bell curve it is.

feel free to head on over to calcsd.bitballoon.com/full and put in your stats

A guy who is 7x5(my size) is at the 92%...meaning that in a room of 100 guys, 8 are going to have a bigger penis.

Hopefully that puts things into perspective. Porn is bad. Its really, really bad, and especially the cuckold porn. It should be shut down IMO.

I thought this too before I had sex

kek

Men care about penis size far more than women too.

Is this really true? Does the massive ass obscure the vag so a bigger dick is necessary to get all the way in?

Yes but only if you're both on your knees. If you want easier entry have her on hands and knees on the bed and you stand behind her. It's just an angle thing due to how the ass is shaped. If a chick has really thick thighs though it's different but most don't. I slept with a prozzie once that had cow thighs and it was a struggle but she had a weird body. Skinny chicks are more fun in bed anyway because you can throw them around easy. Fat asses look fun but i want my women to Not feel heavy when I'm moving them around.skinny girls for life. Big rigs are overrated in my opinion

PLEASE DONT FUCK WITH THIS STUFF. I GOT PEYRONIE'S DISEASE FROM A CYSTOSCOPY LOOK IT UP.
I tried these devices and they made it way worse. Some men even get it just from doing these exercises like jelqing
I can't have sex anymore I'm only 33. Only oral sex and masturbate. I want to die. No cure. surgery and injections no way. Go look at the pictures.
Don't fuck with your dick. I'd give anything to have my normal dick back

ehhh, I dont fully agree with you. Having a big dick is an advantage to sex imo...you are downplaying the positives and upplaying the negatives.

A big dick gives more stimulation and you can fuck women in deep spots and give them vaginal orgasms. Its way more difficult to do that with a smaller penis.

I mean we could bullshit this topic all we want, but the fact of the matter is this:

1) A bigger dick helps push sperm deeper into the womb

2) 99.999% of men who have big dicks would not shorten them

3) 99.9999% of men who have small dicks would opt for bigger ones

and drumroll...

4) Wifesharing nearly always involves a large penis. Why? Because with a larger penis its easier to hit the pleasure spots, women in general like to be filled up, etc. I mean come on man, the proof is right there. If women didnt like big dicks, it wouldnt be part of wife sharing.

I'm not saying that an average penis cant satisfy a woman - quite on a contrary, it definitely can. But the problem with porn, esp hotwife/cuckold, is that its brainwashing men - and more importantly, women - into thinking big cocks are the end all be all, and that women should be dropping their partners for big cocks. It's fucked up.

Its female hypergamy to the extreme.

Amazing. Dont believe this OP

I hate you. Seriously

Yes all those things you said are quite true

It's because women's brains are naturally inclined to go towards the genetically superior males in order to get provided with the best offspring

it's possible for almost any man to get jacked due to the various knowledge we have and readily available gyms + programs so that's off the table now. so the only thing that remains is penis size. the reason men care about penis size is all because of the following point:
>1) A bigger dick helps push sperm deeper into the womb

it's the reason our penises are mushroom shaped and we require stimulation to ejaculate. the 'mushroom' is supposed to dig out other men's semen and push yours deeper. with a big dick if you cum deep inside its almost guaranteed to beat the other men to insemination

read "Sperm Wars" and "Why beautiful people have more daughters"

So if my family is only brothers does that mean my dad is ugly?

I'm just trying to not rub it in after my earlier posts that's all. In one of them I said "I wouldnt trade one inch for a million dollars" and I mean that completely. Women do just love a good hard dicking by a big hard cock at the end of the day. Nothing drives them crazier than pushing it in until it hurts and then pushing a little more. They love pain

Yeah but i want numbers

Fill in these categories:

Micro
Small
Below average
Average
Above average
Big
Huge
Monster

not really, but the principle is that people that possess better traits for males are more likely to have boys and people that possess better traits for females are more likely to have girls. (I think for cases where both parents were engineers it was like 62% boys, and similarly for cases where both parents were nurses it was +60% girls)

Can confirm this. I was nicknamed Horsedick in school. I crushed so much ass just from that rumor. The amazing thing is they tell their friends how big you are and they all want to try it. Pro-tip when a group of girls ask you to pull it out to prove it's size - make them promise to suck it if its A. bigger than their wrist B. longer than their forearms. The amout of MILF you get is also huge. 40+ women ONLY want big cock. One downside to my dick. Its hard to play sports it gets in the way and athletic supporters are uncomfortable.

Peyronie's disease please look it up take care of your dick my last post and last warning

My life is a testament to this. I'm a balding misogynist and I'm broke (as far as they know) and I don't clean up after myself and I've been juggling women all my life, trying to make sure each one doesn't find out about the others. It is a blessing and about the only one god gave me apart from being a handsome bastard but being handsome means shit when you lose your hair. I am literally "Muh dick" personified

Easy.

>Fill in these categories:
>0-2 Micro
>3 Small
>4 Below average
>5 Average
>6 Above average
>7 Big
>8 Huge
>9+ Monster

Guys these posts are worthless if you dont post your stats

Stats pls

Micro 1-2
Small 2-4
Below average4-5
Average 5-6.5
Above average 6.5-7
Big 7-8
Huge 8-9.5
Monster 9.5+

Honestly anything 7 and up and any woman will say "you have a huge cock" and also try to suck it at any opportunity. To them 7 is basically "huge"

I got by for years on one rumour a friend started.absolutely true

See people never agree on this

Kek you must have one of those inconveniently large cocks. Forearm? Jesus bro. Unless she's really skinny no way I'm near that. I'm only like 8-8.5 when super hard and in my circle that was considered worthy of gossip. I do make bets with mouthy black faggots who try to talk about dicks, I say let's whip them out and compare then you spook, none of them has ever taken me up on the bet because they're all full of shit

The average is 5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Yes there are ways that work, but it takes much dedication, time, and regular workouts. I personally didn't find jelqing or extenders or even hanging to be helping so I cranked it up a notch and delved into chem PE, which finally gave some results. I'm at 8.25 L x 6.0 G, starting from 7.25 L x 5.25 G. That took about a year of dedicated sessions.

Chem involves injecting a cocktail of vasoactive agents, growth factors, and collagen relaxers into your dick 2-3 times a week. You are aiming to induce a prolonged erection (non-ischemic priapism, aka high-flow priapism, there is not much danger of your dick falling off with these, it's the 'dick is engorged because blood can't exit' aka ischemic priapisms that are medical emergencies). The prolonged erect state applies steady outward pressure against your tunica (this is the 'balloon' that contains the blood when your dick gets hard), generating creep over time. Being hard for so long also promotes angiogenesis in your dick, ie the formation of new vascular structure to support a big fat hard erection.

Basically, do you have the balls, the money and the stupid to jam a needle in your cock 3x weekly for a year to see a bigger dick? Then jump down the chem pe rabbit hole and good luck on your personal 8x6 odyssey.

Its funny how all of you only talk about length when everyone knows only men care about length, women care about girth

>Stats

Nobody posts them

8 normally, maybe 8.5 if the girl is hot or I'm on drugs (weed gives me crazy boners) and proportionate girth for that size.
definitely not thin but it's not "fat" like some people's.

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Probably depends on the region. Get yourself a nice Chinese girl

My size is around 7 x 5.2ish, I have what is considered "Goldicocks", its essentially a penis that can be classified as "big" but it doesnt have necessarily the potential drawbacks of a bigger unit. All I can say is that its....smooth sailing.

There are drawbacks to bigger units...mainly that they require you to really warm her up and ear her out,so spontaneous sex is on the table. Other drawbacks like being simply too big.

howlongismyschlong.com/
this will give you a basic idea of you're above/below/at average

I'm 6.5 inch erect length, 5.5 inch girth, 5 inch flaccid length

>82nd percentile erect length
>99th percentile flaccid (show-er)
>92nd percentile girth

Jesus man why risk it though? If you were already 7 that is not worth the risk man. Any woman thinks 7 is a big cock

5 is considered ok if u have girth