Grown ""men"" who drink their coffee with cream and a ton of sugar in it

>grown ""men"" who drink their coffee with cream and a ton of sugar in it

Is this the easiest way to identify a nu-male weakling?

Autism detected

GOTTA HAVE A GOOD OL CUPPA JOE AM I RIGHT FELLAS? HEH HEH HEH

>grown men
>drinking coffee
>not staying awake through sheer willpower
Sasuga caffeine addict

I work with a 60 year old who drinks triple triple

Although people who are older then millenials are more likely to drink the arbitrary machismo black koolaid

>Is this the easiest way to identify a nu-male weakling?
He says whilst posting animu.
Get out, faggot.

I don't drink coffee to wake up or stay awake, I just drink it because I like the taste.

No sugar either I just put a tiny bit of cream into it.

strong coffee with a ton of sugar is awesome. best dessert with a semi sweet pistachio cream cake.

>Nu-male weakling
>Posting anime

I'd heem you in an instant and pour my childish sugary coffee drink on your fat head while it clatters off the ground

>grown ""men"" who drink their coffee black every morning in a gallon sized thermos

enjoy your stained af teeth

Black coffee is a very nu-male drink. Why? it is the same as why Nu-males have beards, they are insecure and uncultured which is why they try and construct manlieness out of stupid things...

Listen to this though in Italy where people actually drink and understand coffee people still like to drink it in different ways and there is no problem in that.

Coffee. Black. is the reddit nu-male shit.

>haha that guy is posting anime pictures, what a loser
>better post a girl of random woman laughing to drive my point home

Numales are worse than weebs.

Seeing someone using food and beverage as a measure of manliness is the quickest way to spot a skinnyfat permavirgin beta cuck.

You people are so confused about everything, it's like listening to the ramblings of a 10 year old.

>post a girl of random woman laughing
Nice one, nerd

I generally dont care what people put in their coffee except when its chicory. Chicory coffee drinkers piss me off.

I drink my coffee black, but that claim is fucking retarded and you're an autistic faggot

I suspect a lot of people drink black coffee because it's easier to order than coffee with sugar, cream, whipped cream, them little marshmallow things and some pumpkin spice on top.

Nah I do it to keep my calorie level low for something that's not a meal.

>calling starbucks shit coffee

It isn't coffee and whomever claims it is can eat a bullet.

what about Vietnamese coffee with a nice pho bowl on a summers afternoon? there is a time and a place for coffees other than black ones.

>2016
>not drinking espresso,.

This. I used to drink 5+ cups a day and I cut cold turkey recently, it's fucking fantastic. Not needing caffeine in order to be awake is so convenient.
(Also less anxious, nauseous, and actually get sleepy before midnight)

I don't know what a nu-male is

I think it is better I also stay unaware from knowing it, caring so much about other you claim to hate is the true weakness

just take a photo of yourself, stick in it the dictionary, and write nu male next to it

The easiest way to identify a pissy little faggot is by his obsession with what other men do. Here's a guide on how to be masculine, since you're in that uncertain phase in life: do whatever the fuck you want. Don't give a shit about other men doing whatever the fuck they want. This obsession with numales, betas, cuckolds, group consensus, making retarded bait threads on Veeky Forums, and generally giving a flying fuck about what other people think and do is largely the realm of women and flamboyantly homosexual men.

>not being a little girl
Please leave our website

So when Americans take about cream in their coffee- it's not actual cream yeah?

>"I need black to think myself as a strong male"
Numales drink because they think it makes them smarter, you drink cause you are a pussy irl.

Literally worse than a numale.
If you'd actually be a man you'd drink whatever you wanted and not talk so much shit.

Coffee milk and sugar here

I dig holes and drill into stone for a living.

No equipment heavier than a jack hammer so its not like I sit in a seat all day long like some OP or something.

>being a drug addict

t. never had good coffee

I prefer gween tea

Still prissy enough to get all flustered about a Veeky Forums troll. Pretty nu-male if you ask me.

Sugar in the morning is what I do. Just cream for the restimate of the cups throughout the day.

Nah the easiest way to tell a nu male is that he's drinking coffee

How do you tell how someone is feeling from some words on the Internet?

>posting pictures of young fictional girls
Is this the easiest way to identify a fedora wearing fatass?

Not flustered at all but the fact that both of us are in this thread, no matter our intentions, we are still retarded being in here.

>cue you trying to think of a dialogue that will justify you being here.

I enjoy starbucks and cream and sugar in my coffee. What are you going to do, take away my man card?

>not snorting coke
pussy.

Anime OPs are.

I like my coffee like the average American: Almost white.

I remember when I first had coffee at 14. My grandfather had a cup and asked if I wanted some. I said "sure grandpa".

He gave me a cup and I asked why it was so dark (my mother usually put cream in hers). He said

>I like my coffee like my women. Hot and black.
I've had jungle fever ever since.

The only one here who has tried to justify himself is you, with reference to your big strong caveman work.

We'll get your wife's son to do it.

>thinking drinking coffee black makes you cool or manly
most people don't have to validate their masculinity with fucking coffee

Oh. I upset you. I am sorry.

is watching calories a nu-male thing

Joke's on you I don't even have a gf.

I like my coffee like my wife likes her sexual partners. Strong and black.

>not enjoying all your hot beverages with almond milk and stevia the only pure natural 0 calorie sweetener

>My uncle drinks a quadruple-quadruple

Lord, help me.

>genuinely prefer pure black coffee
people think i'm being edgy and trying to be different

Then tell them to try some cyanide in their next cup

Putting a tiny bit of cream into a good cup of coffee is like putting a bit of good olive oil on a slice of good mozzarella: it improves the flavor and helps marry the fatty oils in your mouth. Even if you're a tough guy black coffee elitist you cannot argue this fact

Just smile and show them your pearly black teeth.

I drink my coffee black and I'm a gay bottom. Where's your manly food preference quotient now?

I'm sure that isn't the only thing you take black

?

>He likes his coffee like his slaves
Good lad

what if I put butter in my coffee

what does that make me

Tibetan

2bh I'm from a place where black coffee is more or less the only coffee (bar sugar). When I travelled to Australia where they have that Starbucks crap everywhere I was completely lost trying to get my caffeine fix. You have to go through slabs of Italian-ish names for beverages that are all the same. But that stuff with cinnamon is pretty good, and the cups thingies you can take to walk around are pretty well thought.

Diabetic.

hipster

>REAL men drink black coffee
>REAL men chop down a tree for breakfast
>REAL men start a fire with their bare hands for lunch
>REAL MEN
when will this autistic meme die

>he's not a REAL MAN who eats his eggs in the shell

He drinks his coffee black!? I want him to impregnate me!

>a REAL MAN would suck the egg right out of the chicken, eat it whole, then fuck the chicken.

Manliness is overrated.

A real man would just eat the chicken and shit out the egg unbroken. Now that's a talented man!

this is how I imagine I will find the woman of my dreams

my parents are from lazio and i grew up in Bologna so no i do know what I am talking about. American-nu-brew-micro-roast-craft-coffee is shit and your culture is shit, you don't understand coffee and you don't know anything about it fuck off.

Italians are really good at making shit coffee taste good, I'll give you credit for that

But when you say "Americans don't understand coffee" what you really mean is "Americans don't slavishly adhere to Italian notions of how coffee should be prepared"

That isn't the same thing as not understanding coffee. We just happen to have access to better source material than you, so there is no need to burn it and then store it in a vacuum jar in preparation for scorching it on our stovetop crematoria

Italy is literally flyover land, but for coffee

>adult men or women who drink coffee

The coffee available to consumers in Italy is fucking terrible

>I need massive amounts of stimulants to operate during the day because sleeping is just SO HARD for some reason

>I was born with a genetic defect that prevents me from enjoying a mild stimulant that harms no one and has been shown to actually improve health when used in moderation

>Is this the easiest way to identify a nu-male weakling?
I'd say that someone posting animu on a food and cooking board is a more reliable indicator.
Faggot.

No what i mean is that you have no culture for coffee, here it is part of our life and it is a beautiful thing that Americans are constantly trying to reach and replicate but you are unable to.

First you do so with your mass-produced commercialised industries with starbucks and then your nu-male progressives start opening up organic craft coffee shops where I can get the fine fair trade bean from some shithole and served to me by some bearded tattood moron in a science cup.

None of this is a problem really, its nice that you try. But what i find funny is then these same people will come on here and start baiting about how not drinking "muh Coffee. Black. Tip." is some sort of retarded thing, like they actually understand what the drink is about.

Yes this is why your idiot coffee elitists in America love to jerk themselves off over our coffee culture etc

>is some sort of retarded thing, like they actually understand what the drink is about.

When someone talks about a fat neckbeard ordering black coffee they're not talking about the coffee at all. They're making fun of a stereotype. It should not be taken as commentary on the quality of the coffee--that's missing the point entirely.

it doesn't matter what you drink your coffee with
what matters is if you try to determine someone's manliness on how he drinks his coffee - then you are nu-male and insecure fag for sure, while he just enjoys his beverage

/thread

>here it is part of our life
Do you really think coffee isn't a part of life in basically every first world country other than tea cultures? That's silly
>nu-male
Oh, you're a moron. You forgot to post about your fascination with black people's penises

The cessation of consciousness is true death. The chassis that is your body has been host to a unique sentience every morning of every new day. You inherited the memory of each of these dead entities, which collectively you call life.

There isn't enough coffee or NoDoz to save you. You're gonna play out Nightmare on Elm St tonight in revelation of these facts, but your flesh will reboot and replace you, as you inevitably slip into infinite darkness. Goodnight, user.

Coffee tastes like shit. You all know it does. Buy some caffeine tabs and spare us from your awful breath.

>Buy some caffeine tabs and spare us from your awful breath.
Since when did you ever get close enough to smell someones breath?

not so rare situation in coffee shops:
>table 1
>pale greasy skinnyfat user wearing all black
>drinking black coffee, reading nietzsche
>hoping everyone will notice

>table 2
>good looking user, fairly in shape, not dressed like autist
>5 friends with him, having definitely a good time
>orders cappuccino, puts sugar in it making it less bitter

>ffwd, it is 10 pm now
guess which one of our fellow anons is now mad and dead inside, sperging out on anonymous forums, hating that other guy he has seen today, making fun of him and presuming his sexual orientation
also guess which one is grown man

I've been using stevia like a madman ever since I learned it lowers your blood pressure.

Still having to get used to the weird stevia taste tho.

Since I leave my house and socialize, but you wouldnt know that, you basement dweller

Fun shitposting aside, I'll try to make this dialogue more objective, from first principles
>all life is exists in unequal forms
>the best measure of Man is examining the best of men
>what would coffee offer to the best of men?
>aesthetic enjoyment, nutrition
>cream and sugar aren't exactly elite food products, maybe some good quality cream but that would be hard to appreciate mixed with coffee (plus animal fat and sugar aren't exactly health foods)
>black coffee is the easiest way to appreciate the differences and nuances between the endless varieties
So obviously black or espresso is best. Cream and sugar is really casual. That said, geniuses in one field can be complete casuals or even retards in other aspects of their life.

All we can take from this is that although dairy and sugar aren't something to bully over, they aren't something you should be proud of either. It's comes across as a casual and almost womanly (sweet treats) indulgence.

Its just coffee nigga. The fuck is wrong with you?

>it's just [interesting part of life]
That's the casual attitude. People with an excess of energy, enthusiasm, discernment, taste, etc can't help but develop their appreciate of even the most basic everyday things.

Plus I think it would be pretty stupid to call an expense variety "just coffee", maybe on such a basic level as expense you might be able to comprehend how the higher person feels about taste and nutrition.

t. numale

nice bait

COWFEE

HEY, CAN I GET A QU'UP OFF COWFEE AND A SLICE OF PEETZAH PIE WIT' PEPPEROWNI???

Thanks for the tip, 500 pound-sama. ;^)

I drink house blend with half a tablespoon of sugar.

Coffee taste like shit.
I'd rather have some hot aged tea with Scotch mixed in it.